Wednesday, December 13, 2023

#2251. Kenneth Paxton

Here's some stuff normal human beings can do in order to better express their disgust with Texas Attorney General Kenneth Paxton.  Not to mention all the Republican Governors who've instituted 6 week abortion bans rendering vital female healthcare nonexistent.


Aside from physically relocating and moving elsewhere, simply do not spend money in any of these states.  No college or university tuition (seek higher education elsewhere).  No chain restaurants (eat elsewhere).  No vacation dollars (go elsewhere).  No clothing (go naked).  No sporting events (play with yourself instead).  Yinz git the gist.  Create and enforce a parallel economy.

Maybe then, subhuman scumbags like Ken Paxton and the Orange Prolapse will begin to comprehend that pro-life misogyny is bad for business.


Kenneth Paxton

Donald Trump is gonna pray, fat ugly fuckin’ face
Such a cunt Orange Prolapse stain
What a piece of shit
Shitting in a toilet stall, unaccountable

Kenneth Paxton, labor pains
No abortions far and near, here
‘Cause he is not well hung, dick’s a mushroom in the buff
Why is he a cunt?

Forty-five’s fat ugly face
A mental basket case
Lying the fake news he will scoff
Oh, stop the fuckin’ stealing
The Orange Prolapse is a cunt
He’s unaccountable

Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Jared’s salad tossed asshole too
‘Cause Donald is perverse, and he ain’t a king
Theater of the absurd you can’t conceive
Trump’s a cunt

Texas fart will leave shit stain, abortion ain’t okay
In the end a job to blow, all women will obey
And Stormy Daniels wore a thong
Bullshit Trump Tower’s in debt

What have you got to lose hope
For a dead fetus on display
The shit storm that an A.G. wants to play, gay
MAGA tinfoil
His crimes cum from mushroom tiny bone

Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Jared’s salad tossed asshole too
‘Cause Donald is perverse, and he’s ain’t a king
Theater of the absurd you can’t conceive
Trump’s a cunt… cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

Kenneth Paxton, labor pains
No abortions far and near
‘Cause he is not well fuckin’ hung
A mushroom in the buff
Cunt is gonna bleed… why is he a cunt
Cunt, cunt

Love Boat Captain
Pearl Jam

Is this just another day, this God forgotten place
First comes love and then comes pain
Let the games begin
Questions rise and answers fall, insurmountable

Love boat captain, take the reigns
And steer us towards the clear, here
It's already been sung, but it can't be said enough
All you need is love

Is this just another phase?
Of earthquakes making waves
Trying to shake the cancer off?
Oh, stupid human beings
Once you hold the hand of love
It's all surmountable

Hold me and make it the truth
That when all is lost there'll be you
'Cause to the universe, I don't mean a thing
And there is just one word I still believe
And it's love

It's an art to live with pain, mix the light into grey
Lost nine friends we'll never know, two years ago today
And if our lives became too long
Would it add to our regret?

And the young they can lose hope
'Cause they can't see beyond today
The wisdom that the old can't give away, hey
Constant recoil
Sometimes life don't leave you alone

Hold me and make it the truth
That when all is lost there will be you
'Cause to the universe, I don't mean a thing
And there is just one word and I still believe
And it's love... love, love, love, love

Love boat captain, take the reins
Steer us towards the clear
I know it's already been sung
It can't be said enough
Love is all you need... all you need is love
Love, love


Great tune.  Challenging, choppy lyrics.  

Pearl Jam has necklaced and oystered the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH *
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)

* - IWT.  Mason too.

The Big Lie 100: (#1387)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

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