Monday, December 25, 2023

#2281. Strong's Gay

About a month ago, the Orange Prolapse unequivocally endorsed incumbent Dale Strong (R-AL) for reelection.

Congressman Dale Strong is a terrific Representative of Alabama’s 5th Congressional District!

Dale was with us from the beginning, and in Congress, he is working hard to Grow our Economy, Fight Inflation, Stop Illegal Immigration, Support our Brave Law Enforcement, Defend the Second Amendment, and Champion Conservative Values.

Dale Strong is a Warrior for our America First agenda, and he has my Complete and Total Endorsement!


Strong does not want Obamacare for Alabama voters.

A couple days ago, the Steelers defeated the Bengals at the venue formerly known as Heinz Field (34-11).  Still clinging to hope with a 4.5% chance of making the playoffs.

Obamacare is too expensive, and otherwise, not good healthcare.  I will come up with a much better, and less expensive, alternative!  People will be happy, not sad!

The idea that Donald Trump even exists as a member of the human race... makes me sad.  The notion that he was President for 4 years... is patently absurd.  And the prospect of him getting reelected is the abject pinnacle of political abnormality



Strong’s Gay

Donald Trump is old
Stormy fuckin’ whore the lore
Enemy you say that Mr. Strong’s gay
Donald displayed
And his treason will not fade
Spite a Mar-A-Lago raid
‘Cause Dale Strong’s gay

A toilet stall’s where he wants to live
The bullshit that he’s gonna give
Faulty queer’s a fat clown who ain’t thin
Ass is sucked up and fucked up
Trump’s ass is haunted

He’s deep in debt fuckin’ piece of shit
Stormy Daniels has big tits
Butt Dale Strong’s gay
Wrong master plan
Because Dale is not a man
News is fake and that’s the plan
‘Cause Dale Strong’s gay

The Jewish agony of Ivanka’s bad
Jared Kushner mother fucker gonna make her mad
It isn’t funny all of the Orange Prolapse meat
For a king who’s blowing time from a porno enemy

Donald’s always mad, Donald Trump is bad
And a coup d’etat’s the plan
Dale Strong’s gay
MAGA far right
He won’t drink Bud Light
McDonald’s, take a bite
Because Dale Strong’s gay

MAGA display
A coup is in play
‘Cause Donald’s gonna fuck ya, oh no
Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka is one too
Both of ‘em are gonna fuck ya

His toilet stall’s where he wants to live
All the bullshit that he’s gonna give
Big faulty queer’s a fat clown who ain’t thin
Asshole’s queer and he’s fucked-up
Trump’s ass haunted

A MAGA display
And Oath Keepers some are gay
The Proud Boys enter the fray
Because Dale Strong’s gay

Stormy’s a dyke
She’ll blow anything you like that twat
‘Cause she is a cunt and Dale Strong’s gay

A toilet stall’s where he wants to live
It all smells like bullshit, oh no
Spreads the big lies the boy-king of McMeat.
Ass is still fucked up and sucked
Trump’s ass is haunted


Wrong Way

Annie's 12 years old
In two more she'll be a whore
Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way
Don't be afraid
With the quickness you'll get laid
For your family get paid
It's the wrong way

I gave her all that I had to give
I'm gonna make it hard to live
Salty tears running down to her chin
And it ruins up her make-up
I never wanted

A cigarette pressed between her lips
But I'm staring at her tits
It's the wrong way
Strong if I can
But I am only a man
So I take her to the can
It's the wrong way

The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine until the day she met me

Happy are you sad, wanna shoot your dad
I'll do anything I can
The wrong way
We talk all night
Try to make it right
Believe me, shit was tight
It was the wrong way

Don't run away
If you wanna stay
'Cause I ain't here to make ya, oh no
It's up to you
What you really wanna do
Spend some time in America
Dub style!

She'll give you all that she got to give
But I'm gonna make it hard to live
Big salty tears rollin' down to her chin
And it smears up her make-up
I never wanted

So we ran away
And I'm sorry when I say
That straight to this very day
It was the wrong way

She took a hike
It don't matter if I like it or not
Because she only wants the wrong way

I gave her all that I had to give
She still wouldn't take it, oh no
Her two brown eyes are leaking like a sieve
And it still ruins her make-up
I never wanted

Difficult song.  Rambling lyrics.

The original lineup of Sublime played the Burgh just once.  At the Metropol in 1996.  After acquiring Rome, from 2011 to the present, they played the Burgh an additional 8 times.

Sublime (with Rome):

7-17-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for 311).

The Big Lie 100: (#1417)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

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