The Orange Prolapse is applauding Kid Rock's recent appearance on the Tucker Carlson Encounter.
Thank you to Kid Rock and Tucker. This is what you call a great interview!
Robert James Richie called Trump "the toughest son of a bitch on earth."
Must be referring to Trump's ability to multi-task... and jack off two cocks simultaneously.
Kid Rock Will Dine
sonofsaf
He wears a stopwatch but cannot tell time
Redneck disguise and insurrection crime
His burger’s no doubt full of some pink slime
Big Macs are fine, Kid Rock will dine
Why is the daughter-wife a stupid fucking Jew
Donald’s tiny mushroom bone woould fuck her too
Yes, Stormy Daniels knows that it is true
Big Macs are fine, Kid Rock will dine
And forty-five will fart with all his might
Because Trump is a piece of shit that’s right
Stormy D.’s chest he’ll motorboat at night
Big Macs are fine, Kid Rock will dine
Asshole display it opens far and wide
It’s all because his crimes aren’t justified
A job to blow and Robert James Richie complied
Big Macs are fine, Kid Rock will dine
He wears a stopwatch but can’t tell the time
Redneck disguise and insurrection crime
His burger’s no doubt full of some pink slime
Big Macs are fine, Kid Rock will dine
I Walk The Line
Johnny Cash
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line
I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line
As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line
You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line
My second parody of the Johnny Cash Classic.
#1555. He's John Cornyn (regarding the Republican Senator from Texas)
From 1957 to 1993, Johnny Cash played the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. Never saw him.
From 1998 to 2022, Kid Rock has played the Burgh a surprising 17 times.
Kid Rock:
8-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Aerosmith)
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
The Big Lie 100: (#1390)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
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