Monday, December 18, 2023

#2265. Good Times

My first ever "two-fer" parody.  

Honest admission: My ultimate purpose here is to obtain a free spaghetti and meatballs from Artie.

But this parody's about "free-dumb, cock-us" loving douchebag Bob Good (R-VA).  

Lately he's been making headlines for backing Governor Ron DeSantis... instead of the Orange Prolapse.

For the love of D-G!

Closing credits:

Good Times

Good times.
Many crimes he needs a defense.
Good times.
Many crimes until the end.
Good times.
Many crimes you will uncover.

Bob is an asshole, Bob is a butthole.
Giving some head to a Trumper,
Anal they crave on demand.

Insurrection dead cops.
Good times.
Coup d’état more dead cops.
Good times.
Daughter-wife he’s fuckin’.
Good times.
Ivanka she’s suckin’
Good times.
Donald’s wearin’ his Depends
Good times.


Closing credits…

Trump’s fuckin’ up it’s a shitshow
Mushroom reached a new low
Shrinkage the tiny dick of a clown
Good times, yeah, yeah Good times

Giving some head to a Trumper,
Anal they crave on demand.
Insurrection dead cops
Good times
Coup d’état more dead cops
Good times
Donald’s wearin’ his Depends
Good times

Good Times (sitcom opening theme song)
Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir
Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment.
Good Times.
Any time you need a friend.
Good Times.
Any time you're out from under.

Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.
Keepin' your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and survivin'.
Good Times.
Hangin' in and jivin'*
Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good Times.

Closing credits…

Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down
Good Times, yeah, yeah Good Times

Keepin' your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary lay offs
Good Times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good Times

Saf, what is your least favorite black sitcom?  Good question.  Probably have to go with 227.  Let us finally concede the truth.  Sandra Clark (a/k/a Jackée) was nothing more than a promiscuous hoochie mama.  A hood rat cum dumpster of sorts.

The Big Lie 100: (#1401)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

Please do not share this material with Bob Good (R-VA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.



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