Saturday, December 16, 2023

#2259. Kid's Cock

After witnessing the reemergence of Trump digital playing cards, Kid Rock is rumored to soon be releasing his own collection of "Rock Hard Dildos"... the anal penetration edition (designed for boys, ages 4-8).

Bull-Schiff?  How creative.  Ahead of 2024, I'll be releasing a line of Trump - 💩 t-shirts. 

Now it all makes sense!  Kid Rock thinks he's Johnny Depp in Blow...

You are a shart, Kid.  How can you live without an Orange Prolapse fart?

As in blowing the penii of young boys. 

 


 

Kid’s Cock
sonofsaf

MAGA disgraces
Those basket cases hail the king Trumpy Dumpty
And boobs of Stormy D.
Lake Tahoe’s thrilling, his tiny mushroom dreams
No doubt Trump would mind a description so unkind

A big con, tiny dong, coup it’s on
Cause Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid Rock

Ivanka Trump’s cunt
A flood of blood and cum
It’s all a fucking shame the fake news is to blame
Far right rejoices, their MAGA voices
He’s a shithead, so they say, out Mar-a-Lago way

All a big con, mushroom dong, coup it’s on
Cause Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid Rock

Kid Rock

MAGA disgraces
Those basket cases hail the king Trumpy Dumpty
And boobs of Stormy D.
Lake Tahoe’s thrilling, his tiny mushroom dreams
No doubt Trump would mind a description so unkind

A con, tiny dong, coup it’s on
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock

No doubt, rant and pout, coup it’s on
A con, tiny dong, coup it’s on
Cause Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
He has no cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid’s cock, Kid’s cock
Kid Rock


We Rock
Dio

You watch their faces
You'll see the traces of the things they want to be
But only we can see
They come for killing, they leave and still it seems
The cloud that's left behind can penetrate your mind

But sail on, sing your song, carry on
Cause we rock, we rock
We rock

We pray to someone
But when it's said and done
It's really all the same with just a different name
So many voices, all giving choices
If we listen, they will say, oh we can find the way

But we'll sail on, sing a song, carry on
Cause we rock, we rock
We rock, we rock
We rock, we rock
We rock, we rock
We rock

We rock

You watch their faces
You'll see the traces of the things they want to be
But only we can see
They come for killing, they leave and still it seems
The cloud that's left behind can penetrate your mind

Sail on, sing your song, carry on
We rock, we rock
We rock, we rock
We rock, we rock
We rock, we rock

Ride out, stand and shout, carry on
Sail on, sing your song, carry on
Cause we rock, we rock
See how we rock
We rock, that's rock
We rock, we rock
We rock



Such a great heavy metal anthem.  Surprised you don't hear it at sporting events.  Then again, the lyrics are admittedly a bit "otherworldly."

From 1983 to 2013, RJD rocked the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  But how many times has Kid Rock sucked a kid's cock in Pittsburgh?   I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.  It's been rumored that his penchant for oral pedophilia trends .

Rather not think about it.  Sometimes it's better to remain oblivious.  #BeBest

Dio:

6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Motorhead and Iron Maiden)

8-8-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Scorpions and Deep Purple)

 

From 1998 to 2022, Kid Rock has played the Burgh a surprising 17 times.

Kid Rock:

8-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Aerosmith)

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)


The Big Lie 100: (#1395)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)


Please do not share this material with Kid Rock and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 


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