Saturday, December 16, 2023

#2258. Reschenthaler

Congressman Guy Reschenthaler:

Please be advised.  For attempting to disqualify the entire 2020 vote from the state of Pennsylvania (and GA, AZ, WI, & MI), I deem you a treasonous douchebag.  When the time came to defend Democracy, you failed miserably.  You are an abject disappointment.  Please consider doing the honorable thing and voluntarily resigning from the U.S. House of Representatives.

In the meantime, I bestow upon Guy Reschenthaler the nickname of "Vaginal Mesh Installer."  That is all.


In other news, the Steelers visit Indy (-1.5).  Both teams are 7-6.  I generally like Tomlin in high profile, nationally televised games.  Plus, assuming Cincy beats Minnesota, it sets up a showdown of two 8-6 teams at Acrid Turd next week.



The joy shared in his ass
A dildo Reschenthaler
A toy that’s made of glass
Lemiwinks will go far
Inside Guy Reschenthaler

His rectum taken to task
Marital aids to proffer
A toy that’s made of glass
It’s all so gay at last
Anal cave is hollowed

In his fucking ass
Lemiwinks you will follow
Guy Lorin Reschanthaler
A gerbil’s moving fast
In his colon Reschenthaler
Lemiwinks you will follow
Sharing in his ass


Dollar, Dollar
PJ Harvey

A boy stares through the glass
He's saying, "Dollar, dollar"
Three lines of traffic pass
We're trapped inside our car
His voice says, "Dollar, dollar"

I turn to you to and ask
For something we can offer
Three lines of traffic pass
We pull away so fast
All my words get swallowed

In the mirror glass
A face pock-marked and hollow
Is saying, "Dollar, dollar"
I can't look through or past
A face saying, "Dollar, dollar"
A face pock-marked and hollow
Staring from the glass


Such a haunting melody.  Seems strangely appropriate for Guy... an Orange Prolapse sycophant.

PJ Harvey has played the Burgh just twice.  Pretty certain we were still outside tailgating for this show.

PJ Harvey:

9-17-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Live & Veruca Salt)

The Big Lie 100: (#1394)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

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