Wednesday, July 03, 2024

#2620. Donald Trump

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse posted a picture of Joe Biden on his Truth Social account.

No sputtering commentary.  Just a pic.

It would seem as though Trump's penchant for deflection has entered unexplored territory.  Now he's trying to convince voters that Biden is "more orange" than him.  #BetaKeratin #OrangeOgre




Donald Trump

Ah, Donald Trump’s never drunk
Shittin’ on a golden throne in Lake Tahoe
Oh swell, a Trump Dump
Well, instead he’s a chump takin’ a shit doncha really know
Donald’s Mar-a-Lago’s MAGA red
Lame inbred MAGA red takin’ a poll
Inbred Trump is the fuckin’ father
I wanna kill the bone spurs brawler, and crush his tiny mushroom bone

Donald Trump’s the fuckin’ MAGA GOAT
Do not vote for what you’re seeking, that Biden’s name is Joe
All of his lawfare’s unfair despite the big lie
Donald’s hair’s all fucked up do not stare
He’s the man with a plan the Orange Prolapse stain
Pure scum, asshole stain, Forty-five's so deranged
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Tight Slovenian twat Melania fucks you
Why go the treasonous rout?  A coup d’etat for you.
Kushner’s a Jew, circumcised too.
Hell, he’s more of a wimp that you don’t wanna screw
Donald Trump, you suck what the fuck
No crimes, Quarter Pound and the Big Mac came from hell
Tiny bone, Stormy Daniels on the phone
Syndrome of a down and doesn’t know how to spell


Icky Thump
White Stripes

Ah, icky thump, who'da thunk?
Sitting drunk on a wagon to Mexico
Ah well, what a chump
Well, my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio
Redhead señorita looking dead
Came and said, "Need a bed?" in Español
I said, "Gimme a drink of water
I'm gonna sing around the collar, and I don't need a microphone"

Icky thump with a lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat, and I was freaking, I was ready to go
And I swear besides the hair she had one white eye
One blank stare, looking up, lying there
On the stand near her hand was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice and something strange
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

White Americans, what? Nothing better to do
Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too
Who's using who? What should we do?
Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind, looked around, and there was nobody else
Left alone, I hit myself with a stone
Went home and learned how to clean up after myself

Great tune.  Almost certainly the only parody of Icky Thump in existence.   Favorite Jack White tune?  

Oh, too many to choose from.  However,  I'd probably go with the one that sends chills down your spine... every single time.  Seven Nation Army

The White Stripes played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Regrettably, I never saw 'em.

Jack White has played the Burgh 3 times.  The Raconteurs twice.

Jack White:

7-27-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-22, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA


8-13-19, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1751)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

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