He-Who-Must-Always-Be-Nick-Named?
My vote goes to Donald Trump as well. Butt I prefer a nickname that's widely considered undiscussable.
The Orange Prolapse!
Who knows? Maybe Bill Maher could step up to the plate.
He'd be the ideal candidate to tease the annular nom de plume. But Bill, you gotta dance around it for a few weeks (late August > early September). As if the HBO execs behind his back are routinely mulling any hypothetical fallout from the FCC.
Whatever. In any event, any Jerry parody, let alone the only rip-off of "Built to Last" in existence, deserves a couple "before 'n after" Dumps.
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| Southern Tier Brewing Company on the North Side... |
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| ... should clean up the patriotic clutter outside its entrance. Especially on game day. Bucs ended up beating the Mets 8-2 to tie the 4 game series. Total number of runs? Bucs 26 : Mets 12. Huzzah! |
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| GRANT STREET! |
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| Black and Yellow. City County! |
Incidentally, Wiz Khalifa bobblehead night is scheduled for July 20 at PNC Park. Phillies vs. Pirates during the team’s "yinzerpalooza" weekend. I'm debating whether or not to unveil, what history will eventually label, as the "ill-fated" Bob Nutting Garden Gnome (Project 2024).
Orange Prolapse
sonofsaf
Commits crimes every second
Commits crimes to build a wall
Ivanka’s cunt is so disgusting
Her tits are kinda small
Evangelicals are so devout
Their crimes will cast a pall
Commits crimes and then he’ll stand and shout
Supreme Court takes a fall
A retard who wants to kill
Gay ass whore-clown stormy thrill
Trump defiles, up your ass
Crooked fucking Orange Prolapse
MAGA’s gonna holler
At the Proud Boys on their knees
Mushroom cock and tiny liar
Rosacea his disease
Commits crimes of adultery
Jared Kushner is a Jew
And his ass is full of bullshit
So BeBest or he’ll fuck you
Cunt retard abortion pill
Small ball sack, Viagra pill
Cunt of lard and Big Mac crap
Blow and suck the Orange Prolapse
Orange Prolapse can go to hell
Chris Matthews played Hardball
Orange Prolapse is beyond the pale
He’ll fart in toilet stall
Orange Prolapse style of an ass
Likes Proud Boys don’t ask why
Blow and suck the Orange Prolapse
He’s spreading the big lie
Commits crimes from dusk until the dawn
Thy lard butt you can’t forgive
All his crimes weren’t very smart
Fat twat is combative
Put him to death that basket case
Stormy and her big chest
His daughter-wife’s a fucking Jew
First Lady will BeBest
Fat retard Down Syndrome fun
Those Trump steaks, are all well done
Toss the salad, of an ass
Blow and suck the Orange Prolapse
Built To Last
Grateful Dead
There are times that you can beckon
There are times when you must call
You can shake a ton of reckoning
But you can't shake it all
There are times when I can help you out
And times that you must fall
There are times when you must live in doubt
And I can't help at all
Three blue stars rise on the hill
Say no more, now, just be still
All these trials, soon be past
Look for something built to last
Wind held by the collar
Got a cloud held by the breeze
You can walk on coals of fire
But sometimes you must freeze
There are times when you offend me
And I do the same to you
If we can't or won't forget it
Then I guess we could be through
One blue star sets on the hill
Call it back, you never will
One more star sinks in the past
Show me something built to last
Built to last until time itself
Falls tumbling from the wall
Built to last until sunshine fails
And darkness moves on all
Built to last while years roll past
Like cloudscapes in the sky
Show me something built to last
Or something built to try
There are times when you get hit upon
Try hard but you cannot give
Other times you'd gladly part
With what you need to live
Don't waste the breath to save your face
When you have done your best
And even more is asked of you
Let fate decide the rest
All the stars are gone but one
Morning breaks, here comes the sun
Cross the sky now, sinking fast
Show me something built to last
If you're interested in some "light" reading, I penned this book back in 2020. It's free!
Underrated tune during the pinnacle of the band (1989-1990).
From 1969 to 1995, the Dead played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH