#2637. Cottle Fuck

What do all the 2020 fake electors from Arizona have in common?

Good question.  They're all heading to Milwaukee in order to worship at the ring of the Orange Prolapse.  

Among them is Nancy Cottle.

 

In light of yesterday's attempted assassination, the RNC convention is going to be particularly nauseating.  I'm talkin' excruciating.  Every single speaker will be professing their undying love for Trump and praising his tremendous courage.  E-gad.

 

 

Cottle Fuck
sonofsaf

Donald says Joe’s is a piece of shit
Trump says Joe’s mentally unfit

He’s shittin’ he’s The Donald
He’s gay that asshole Trump
Spreads big lies he’s The Donald

That Nancy’s a Cottle fuck
That Nancy’s a Cottle fuck
God damn Nancy Cottle sucks

Donald says Joe’s is a piece of shit
Trump says Joe’s mentally unfit

He’s shittin’ he’s The Donald
He’s gay that asshole Trump
Spreads big lies he’s The Donald

That Nancy’s a Cottle fuck
That Nancy’s a Cottle fuck
God damn Nancy Cottle sucks

Donald says Joe’s is a piece of shit
Trump says Joe’s mentally unfit

He’s shittin’ he’s The Donald
He’s gay that asshole Trump
Spreads big lies he’s The Donald

That Nancy’s a Cottle fuck
That Nancy’s a Cottle fuck
God damn Nancy Cottle sucks

 

Bottled Up
DEVO

Doctor say you ain't got long to live
Nurse say you ain't got much to give

Don't listen to your doctor
Don't play up to the nurse
Wave goodbye to your doctor

Just because you're bottled up / That Nancy’s a Cottle Fuck
Just because you're bottled up
Got to get un-bottled up

Doctor say you ain't got long to live
Nurse say you ain't got much to give

Don't listen to your doctor
Don't play up to the nurse
Wave goodbye to your doctor

Just because you're bottled up
Just because you're bottled up
Got to get un-bottled up

Doctor say you ain't got long to live
Nurse say you ain't got much to give

Don't listen to your doctor
Don't play up to the nurse
Wave goodbye to your doctor

Just because you're bottled up
Just because you're bottled up
Got to get un-bottled up

From 1981 to 2011, DEVO played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.

DEVO:

7-19-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
8-4-10, Celeste Center, Ohio State Fair, Columbus, OH
6-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1767)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#2618.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2619.  Donald Trump (Tainted Love --- Soft Cell)

#2620.  Donald Trump (Icky Thump --- White Stripes)

#2621.  Steve Daines (The Plains --- Wilco)

#2622.  Deepfaker (Heartbreaker --- Free)

#2623.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Queen w/ Paul Rodgers)

#2624.  Donald Trump Is Tragic (Listen To The Music --- Doobie Brothers)

#2625.  Greenwood (Falsehood --- Alpha Wolf)

#2626.  Orange Prolapse (Built To Last --- Grateful Dead)

#2627.  The Donald's A Clown From Florida (The Devil Went Down To Georgia --- Charlie Daniels Band) 

#2628.  Trump Dump (Love Dump --- Static-X)

#2629.  Missouri Doctor Bob Onder (Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder --- Dean Martin)

#2630.  Bobb (Job --- Iggy Pop & The Stooges)

#2631.  Kremer (Dreamer --- Supertramp)

#2632.  Amy Fuckin' Kremer (Jesus, My Redeemer --- Chris Tomlin)

#2633.  Amy Kremer (Jesus Screamer --- Sodom)

#2634.  Donald Trump Is Shitty (Isn't It A Pity --- My Morning Jacket)

#2635.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Judas Priest)

#2636.  Arizona Cunt Nancy Cottle (If I Could Make Love To A Bottle --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2637.  Cottle Fuck (Bottled Up --- DEVO)

 

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