Monday, April 03, 2023

#1791. Treason Of Jim Justice

A few days ago, West Virginia Governor Jim Justice released a statement about tomorrow's forthcuming indictment of the Orange Prolapse.

Ahh, yes.  Celebrating obesity, illiteracy and abject stupidity.  Montani semper liberi.


"My statement on the witch hunt and political indictment of my friend, DJT"


TRULY, what has happened to OUR America?

I am so sorrowed about the lack of respect shown toward the commitment and accomplishments that President Trump has given us.

I am so sorrowed at the witch hunt on President Trump and his entire family.

I am so sorrowed at the lack of respect toward us — OUR America.

Mr. President, Melania, and all the Trump Family (especially my huntin’ buddies Don Jr. and Eric): Thank you from all of us. You shook up the world and invaded the liberal playhouse. I have always treasured our friendships and will never waiver. Pour it on CHAMP!

Well, here's to hoping that Justice "accidentally" pulls a Dick Cheney on his cuntin' buddy Don. Jr.

In other news, I've been circulating an aerial petition to rename "Trump Force One"... as "Trump Dump Two."



These two (obviously human) Trump Dumps were separated by about 10-15 feet on 5th Avenue.  Just off Market Square.  He shit on 5th Avenue!  Anyway I did a little cursory detective work.  And based upon the color and consistency, I strongly suspect it to be the same rectal culprit.  The investigation remains ongoing yet classified.

Treason Of Jim Justice

Father’s Fred
MAGA is red
I wish that Trump was dead
An insurrection in this great nation
Oath Keepers the new sensation

Those big lies
A coup d’etat sold
First Lady’s a MILF
And Stormy D. blows
Same old lies he’ll reap what he’s sown in due time

Those big lies
And more of the same
First Lady’s a MILF
An Orange Prolapse stain
Gonna feel the pain feel the pain

Cunt will bleed
Pussy indeed
Stormy Daniels dastardly deed
Donald J. Trump is constipated
Crime is underrated



What a mess
That Kushner Jew
Forty five’s fatter and projecting doom
Death and destruction one individual
Bad principles the mind of a fool




Seasons In The Abyss

Razors edge
Outlines the dead
Incisions in my head
Anticipation the stimulation
To kill the exhilaration

Close your eyes
Look deep in your soul
Step outside yourself
And let your mind go
Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you die

Close your eyes
And forget your name
Step outside yourself
And let your thoughts drain
As you go insane... go insane

Innate seed
To watch you bleed
A demanding physical need
Desecrated eviscerated
Time perpetuated



Inert flesh
A bloody tomb
A decorated splatter brightens the room
An execution a sadist ritual
Mad intervals of mind residuals



Easily one of my favorite Slayer tunes.  Hard to believe this song was released 33 years ago.  

My second parody of Seasons In The Abyss.  Last summer I penned #1416.  N. Malliotakis.  Nicole Malliotakis is a House Republican from Staten Island.  One of my favorite trivia questions is to name the 5 burrows of New York City.

From 1988 to 2018, Slayer has slain the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.


11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Motorhead & Overkill)

10-26-03, Rostraver Ice Garden, Belle Vernon, PA 

8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Ozz Fest)

7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH (opened for Marilyn Manson)

8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest)

11-20-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-8-15, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest w/ King Diamond)

9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#954)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

#1787.  Don't Lie For Trump Tacopina (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#1788.  Moore's A Shit Show (More Than You Know --- Eddie Vedder)

#1789.  Asshole Of Obscenity (Centre Of Eternity --- Ozzy Osbourne) 

#1790.  Hutchinson (One By One --- Neil Diamond)

#1791.  Treason Of Jim Justice (Seasons In The Abyss --- Slayer)

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