Saturday, April 08, 2023

#1800. Senator Daines

Earlier this year, Senator Steve Daines (R-MT) became the Chairman for the National Republican Senatorial Committee.  

A couple months ago, Daines' twitter account was briefly suspended for posting an image of "graphic violence."  Or in this case, a blood splattered carcass from a trophy hunting adventure.  Beats showing off pics of decapitated 2nd graders I suppose.

However, Daines new title places him in a precarious position.  He doesn't wish to alienate the fringe MAGA wing of the GOP.  But at the same time, if Republicans truly wish to win back the Senate, they'll need to back more sensible candidates for statewide races.  Not Orange-Prolapse sponsored individuals like Herschel Walker, Blake Masters, Mehmet Oz, etc.

In other news, I went down to PNC Park for Opening Day.  However I didn't deign to go inside.  In this day and age, to voluntarily support the Bob Nutting financial empire is just a little beneath my dignity.


Pirates beat the Chicago White Sox 13-9 in what turned out to be a pretty wild game.  You know, "wild" by MLB baseball standards.  Not insurrection standards.  Three years ago, Commissioner Rob Manfred and Bucs owner Bob Nutting accused me of trying to stage a coup.  An attempt to "overthrow" Major League Baseball.  In all honesty, I was just trying to help.



Senator Daines

Norfolk Southern
Stinkin’ plume
Vinyl the chloride
Some chemicals for you
Trump train will fuck you
MAGA is gay

Hair is pubic
Never shaved
Jamal Khashoggi
A bonesaw if you dare
He’s full of bullshit
Critical race
Just call his bluff
Trump is a whore

[Chorus 1:]
Senator Daines will suck you
Donald J. Trump will fuck you
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Hardcore Senator Daines

Stromy’s better
Ain’t okay
The First Lady
Melania is gay
She’s a cunt
She'll attack
Spread the big lie

Anal’s better
Let’s place a bet
Butt it ain’t wetter
The Trump campaign’s in debt
It’s time to Be Best
And not so queer
Donald’s unkind
Coup nothing to fear

[Chorus 2:]
Senator Daines will suck me
Donald J. Trump will fuck me
Ivanka Kushner’s on me
Hardcore Senator Daines


Woke is the way
Mushroom bone
Three hundred pounds
The Donald’s cuming strong
He’s so unkind
Fire and fury
Keeps spreading lies

Mushroom bone
The Donald’s dong
A tiny pee pee
An Orange Prolapse damn clown
Asshole’s in pain
Now you will see
No one cums for free

[Repeat Chorus 2]
[Repeat Chorus 2]


Breaking The Chains

Sit there thinkin'
In your room
You feel the pressure
You're goin' crazy too
The walls around you
Closin' in
You need a change

Feelin' scared
You need somebody
But no one seems to care
A one way ticket
A change of pace
You've had enough
Can't take no more

[Chorus 1:]
Breaking the chains around you
Nobody else can bind you
Take a good look around you
Now you're breaking the chains

Got this letter
Came today
From my baby
Who left me yesterday
Said she loves
She'll come back
She wants to try

I won't let her
She'll be upset
I know it's better
Than somethin' I'll regret
She's been dishonest
And insincere
I lost my mind
Twenty times a year

[Chorus 2:]
Breaking the chains around me
Nobody else can bind me
Take a good look around me
Now I'm breaking the chains


Woke up today
I'm alone
I look around
But baby you were gone
But I don't mind
And I don't worry
I will survive

I'm alone
Now that you're gone
Don't need nobody
To hold or tie me down
I broke the chains
So let me be
I've gotta be free

[Repeat Chorus 2]
[Repeat Chorus 2]

A good trivia question:  What's Don Dokken's real last name?  The answer is (drumroll please)... Dokken.

John Maynard Dokken.  Born in 1953.  Los Angeles, CA.

Dokken has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.


6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
7-1-00, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-10-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#963)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

#1787.  Don't Lie For Trump Tacopina (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#1788.  Moore's A Shit Show (More Than You Know --- Eddie Vedder)

#1789.  Asshole Of Obscenity (Centre Of Eternity --- Ozzy Osbourne) 

#1790.  Hutchinson (One By One --- Neil Diamond)

#1791.  Treason Of Jim Justice (Seasons In The Abyss --- Slayer)

#1792.  Hutchinson (Number One --- Laid Back)

#1793.  James Comer (The Loner --- Neil Young)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1795.  Douglas Burgum (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1796.  Bill Barr (Ya Mar --- Phish)

#1797.  Cotham's Shit-Stained Face (Awesome In This Place --- Tricia Cotham)

#1798.  Katie's Shittin' (Baby Sittin' --- Carole King)

#1799.  Asshole LaPierre (Back Door Love Affair --- ZZ Top)

#1800.  Senator Daines (Breaking The Chains --- Dokken)

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