#1989. Jim Justice

Hillbilly Governor Jim Justice just announced that West Virginia would be deploying National Guard members to the Southern border. 

"As far as I'm concerned, illegal immigrants can kiss my dog's ass."

Obviously a ploy to rally the MAGA Mountaineer faithful ahead of his run for U.S. Senate.

Meanwhile, Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV) is pushing his "No Labels" party in New Hampshire with Jon Huntsman.  An even better ploy to remain relevant in the closely divided Senate while simultaneously threatening to fuck Joe Biden in 2024.  Joe vs. Joe.  The battle of the Joes.

The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future. --- Eric Hoffer

Wouldn't it be interesting if my ex-hometown Senator Manchin deliberately handed the presidency to the Orange Prolapse?  Hey, crazier things have happened.  Rest assured, there is a game plan to fuck Joe Manchin.  But certain things would need to happen.

 

 

Jim Justice
sonofsaf

Jim Justice is shitting on democracy
Big lie cock block so devout
‘Cause in Lake Tahoe Stormy was a whore
Donald’s tower-Donald’s cum

Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!

Donald Trump can’t get along
West Virginia sing this song
Republicans ain’t democracy
Jim Justice is my enemy

Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!
Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!

McDonald’s will make you fatter and lose your hair
Donald’s a clown causing so much despair
‘Cause in Lake Tahoe Stormy was a whore
Donald’s tower-Donald’s cum

Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!
Jim Justice!  Jim Justice!

Justice!

 

Street Justice
Cro-Mags

Street justice happening all around you see
Won't try to talk my way out
Don't try to play those speech games anymore
Overpower-overcome

Street justice! Street justice! Street justice!

No way out gotta stand strong
Can't you see that I'm not wrong
That's the way it is and can't you see
Street justice for you and me

Street justice! Street justice!
Street justice! Street justice!

If it really doesn't matter why do you care?
Don't turn around if it's not your affair
Don't try to play those speech games anymore
Overpower-overcome

Street justice! Street justice!
Street justice! Street justice!

Justice!

From 1986 to 2019, The Cro-Mags have tormented the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.  Never seen 'em.  I've always enjoyed the video for "We Gotta Know."

The Big Lie 100: (#1146)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

Please do not share this material with Governor Jim Justice (R-WV) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1988. Greene

The Orange Prolapse just "retruthed" a Marjorie Taylor Greene post from a week ago.

Jack Smith is a lousy attorney.

His career is filled with mistrials, overturned cases, and judicial rebukes.

He only targets Republicans because he’s a weak little bitch for the Democrats.

Weak little bitch?  Hmm, I have a hunch where this might be going.

Maybe she'll start gathering photographic evidence of Jack and Joe Dumps.  Even Hunter Dumps.

 

Directly outside City Works in Market Square.  Ultra-high visibility alert. 7-25-23.

 

Greene
sonofsaf

Greene, Greene, MAGA is dead
Marjorie is obscene
Has many jobs to blow
Dicks she’ll suck ‘em, you know
White trash from the ghetto, Greene

Greene, Greene, worse than forty-five
All of her pies are creamed cream
A cunt, blood will spill, period what a thrill
Causin' great harm, Taylor Greene

Trump’s a creep who’s gonna make America hate
Trump’s a tard with a freakishly tiny, small bone
And her cunt cums a-fishin’
She will be hating

Greene, Greene, MAGA is dead
And Marjorie is obscene
Has many jobs to blow
Dicks she’ll suck ‘em, you know
Cum on Marjorie, Taylor Greene

MAGA shit will pay off your racist fuckin’ ways
Cum on Marjorie, Taylor Greene
Greene Prolapse hope she dies

 

 

Jean
David Hasselhoff

Jean, jean, roses are red
All the leaves have gone green
And the clouds are so low
You can touch them, and so
Come out to the meadow, jean

Jean, jean, you're young and alive
Come out of your half-dreamed dream
And run, if you will, to the top of the hill
Open your arms, bonnie jean

Till the sheep in the valley come home I don't wait
Till the stars fall around me and find me alone
When the sun comes a-singin'
I'll still be waiting

Jean, jean, roses are red
And all of the leaves have gone green
And the clouds are so low
You can touch them, and so
Come into my arms, bonnie jean

All the hills are ablaze with the moon's yellow haze
Come into my arms, bonnie jean
Jean, you're young and alive! 

 

There's bad.  And there's really bad.  This song is... really bad.

Never seen The Hoff.  Crazily enough, he's actually quite popular on the European Festival circuit.

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)

#605.  Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#952.  Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)

#998.  Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)

#1123.  Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)

#1135.  Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1710.  Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean -  Toadies)

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1145)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

Please do not share this material with Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1987. Cannon

Judge Aileen Cannon recently set the big date for the Orange Prolapse's classified document scandal.

May 20, 2024.  WOW!  In the meantime, Picklesburgh is hot hot hot!

 

Picklesburgh proudly welcomes Donald Trump.

 

Enemies of a Trump Dump include the following: heat, rain, flies... and in this case, shade.

 

Cannon
sonofsaf

Mushroom cock fucking Stormy’s cunt
Stop the stealing no such luck

He was plotting an insurrection
He’s The Donald of your election
That retard just keeps on shitting
And Kushner had a circumcision

Flood of blood…

Job to blow the big lie’s a crime
He defiles Trump Tower my oh my
 
Now Donald wears Depends
McDonald’s is his nutrition
McCarthy’s first name is Kevin
And Kushner had a circumcision

That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Insurrection it’s on
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on
That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Insurrection it’s on
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on

MAGA’s so blood red
Stormy D’s. cunt was fed
That Lake Tahoe bed
Tiny dick instead

Mushroom cock fucking Stormy’s cunt
Stop the stealing no such luck
Pies are creaming open wide
No other way a disgrace implied

That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Insurrection it’s on
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on
That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Insurrection it’s on
That fucking creep’s Orange Prolapse meat
The big lie was a con
Trump ain’t funny a bad wet dream
Con

Famine
Death Angel

Turning knot rotting in my gut
Got me feeling so corrupt

Like a second hand politician
I'm a study in malnutrition
Every star I see I'm wishing
Got a deathbed at 12th and mission

New kind of...

Long ago once upon a time
Hundred miles an hour time flew by

Now gravestones become friends
Practice voo doo superstition
Like an archangel from heaven
Got a deathbed at 12th and mission

In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone
In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone

Mentally unfed
Spiritually dead
The flock's been misled
New kind of wicked

Turning knot rotting in my gut
Got me feeling so corrupt
Stomach's screaming deep inside
Another day got no place to hide

In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone
In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
American dream gone
In need of sleep we crawl the street
American dream gone
Blood dirt money hustle and scheme
Gone

 

From 1990 to the present, Death Angel has obliterated the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

Death Angel:

9-23-88, Bogart’s, Cincinnati, OH


11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


4-27-19, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

5-17-23, Roxian Theater, McKees Rocks, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1144)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

Please do not share this material with Judge Aileen Cannon and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

 

 

#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown

About a month ago, Chip Roy, the dishonorable abomination from Texas, blasted the Biden/McCarthy debt ceiling deal.  He called it a "TURD SANDWICH!"  In all BOLD CAPS no less.  For the love of dog!  Oh, the humanity!

 

Technically speaking, Chip Roy is to the left of the Green Prolapse.  Butt at least they're close.

I'm gonna take brief sabbatical from all the divisive political rhetoric.  Everyone was eating these pretzels last night before the Phish concert.  Whiskey Stix!   

Whiskey Stix about to rock, we salute you!

 

 

Chip Roy’s A Fucking Clown
sonofsaf

A vibrator toy is really fine for lesbians and gays
Ivanka Jared’s wife has a cougar rep
Much like her deity daddy is the enemy
A mental basket case and fucking cunt
Trump’s a bed wetter but the urine ain’t free
All the Big Macs are gonna cause weight gain
Stormy will receive the cum shot

And Chip Roy’s a fucking clown

Stormy was his best friend gonna wine and dine
Ron DeSantis hates Mickey Mouse in a state’s that red
Fucks around with the trans community
Donald Trump’s wearing diapers incontinence you say
Now the MAGA father’s the clown of gall
Depend Daipers are on lay away
Coup d’état crime!
Coup d’état crime!

And Chip Roy’s a fucking clown

 

The Toys Go Winding Down
Primus

An overaged boy of thirty-nine has left the wing today
The first time in his life he's made that step
Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity
He's entered in a race that must be won
One of the animals has left its cage today
In search of better things so it seems to be
But in this land of polyurethane
Things are apt to get a bit hot

As the toys go winding down

C.G. the Mexican is a friend of mine
We used to sit around the house watching Evil Dead
Talking about the way it used to be
We used to pull the stripers out of San Pablo Bay
Now the delta waters go down So. Cal
And the stripers start to fade away
It's pudding time!
It's pudding time!

As the toys go winding down

It's my second suckin' parody of this particular Primus song.  Why?  Because Primus sucks.  A couple years ago I penned #150.  Proud Boys Are Back In Town.  I should really aspire to write a third parody.  Same title.  But with rhythm, rhyme and meter applying to the Lizzy Borden classic "The Boys Are Back In Town."  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown.  Could be a hoot.  I'll take a look-see. 

Primus:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA

6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH

6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

10-5-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1143)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus) 

Please do not share this material with Chip Roy (R-TX) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie

The Orange Prolapse has experienced significant problems with retaining legal representation.  Probably because he blatantly lies to his attorneys.  Then, doesn't pay them.  Then, tries to get them incarcerated for their unwillingness to "play ball."

One exception to this lawyerly debacle is Tom Fitton.

The irony?  He ain't even a lawyer.  More of a political advisor and Fox News gas-lighting liaison.  Not to mention, a person who gives incredibly bad advice.

For his continuing efforts, I have awarded Fitton the 2023 Picklesburgh Dildo award.

 

#TrumpDump

 

Tom Fitton, Big Lie
sonofsaf

Well Ivanka’s a retard and Jew, in this world
She’s a sucking and a fucking with Trump flags unfurled
Stormy dismembered and she’s stoppin' the steal
She gonna blow and eat McDonald’s meals

Jew Kushner blows the daughter wife’s cunt
He’s giving many hummers some are treasonous
Coup d’etats and all of the crime
Those insurrection plans were so asinine

Trump’s dick will trickle from the right a cum dumpster load
And The Donald’s a jerk off who’s bought and sold
He says you’re fired, can’t get enough to eat
And Biden will defeat his Orange Prolapsin’ meat

A job to blow his cock’s a goose cooked
She gave him fister twister which is why the lawsuit
Their affair wasn’t very hot
Donald will make you cry we be wishing he got shot

Why, why, why, the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby
Why, why, why, that cunt Fitton’s, big lie, baby
Why, why, why the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby

Stormy D.’s huge chest she be rollin’ in the deep
Trump’s little small hands and his tiny feet
His Down syndrome, his mental breakdown
In the end Stormy had the tits of a clown

A job to blow his cock is concerned
Just another scandal as his case is adjourned
He’s always bitchin’ dastardly deed
Mother fuckin’ baby likes McDonald’s meat

Why, why, why, the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby
Why, why, why, that cunt Fitton’s, big lie, baby
Why, why, why the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby

A job to blow but Trump’s a dick that’s infected
He’s preaching holy scripture to a mother fuckin’ crackhead
Cum and pee on that dumbshit cunt
Because he’s a clown, fartin' all along

Why, why, why, the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby
Why, why, why, that cunt Fitton’s, big lie, baby
Why, why, why the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby

Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie
Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie

 

 

 

Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Great White

Well the times are getting hard for you, little girl
I'm a humming and a strumming all over god's world
You can't remember when you got your last meal
And you don't know just how a woman feels

You didn't know what rock and roll was
Until you met my drummer on a grey tour bus
I got there in the nick of time
Before he got his hands across your state line

Now it's the middle of the night on the open road
And the heater don't work and it's oh so cold
You're looking tired, you're looking kind of beat
The rhythm of the street sure knocks you off your feet

You didn't know how rock and roll looked
Until you caught your sister with the guys from the group
Half way home in the parking lot
By the look in her eye she was giving what she got

My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby

Woman you're a mess going to die in your sleep
There's blood on my amp and my Les Paul's beat
Can't keep you home, you're messing around
My best friend told me you're the best lick in town

You didn't know that rock and roll burned
So you bought a candle and you lived and you learned
You got the rhythm you got the speed
Mama's little baby likes it short and sweet

My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby

I didn't know you had a rock and roll record
Until i saw your picture on another guy's jacket
You told me I was the only one
But look at you now, it's dark and you're gone

My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby

So shy, so shy, so shy, so shy
So shy, so shy, so shy, so shy

 

Great White has played the Burgh a surprising 13 times.  Never seen 'em.

The band's biggest claim to fame is this song.  Which is actually an Ian Hunter cover.  And of course, the 2003 West Warwick, Rhode Island pyrotechnic fire and ensuing deadly stampede at The Station night club.  Over 100 fatalities and 200+ injuries.  Ouch!

The Big Lie 100: (#1142)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

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