#2001. Aldean

Country music sensation Jason Aldean has been taking a lot of flak lately.  Mostly for his newest Jim Crow-oriented release.  A pro-lynching hit song... "Try That In A Small Town."

Aldean on the left (note the Pirates ball cap).  Orange Prolapse on the right.

Trump recently posted, "Jason Aldean is a fantastic guy who just came out with a great new song. Support Jason all the way. MAGA!!!"

Not sure which is worse.  The Aldean song or my punk parody.

 

Aldean
sonofsaf

Fuck Jason Aldean [x3]

that jerk

Fuck Jason Aldean

Aldean! [x4]

George Bush
Senior is dead
Fuck Jason Aldean
Kushner’s a Jew
Job to blow
Goin’ straight to hell
Not cool
Aldean
Fuck Jason Aldean
A dope
Fuck Jason Aldean

Aldean [x2]

 

Machine
Black Flag

I'm not a machine [x3]

won't work

I'm not a machine

Machine! [x4]

You push
Right to my head
I'm not a machine
Can't work for you
I hope so
Get me from myself
The rules
Machine
I'm not a machine
I hope
I'm not a machine

Machine [x2]

From 1981 to 2019, Black Flag has played the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.  Mostly at the Electric Banana on Bigelow Blvd.  These days, the once punk underground nirvana has morphed into an authentic Italian Restaurant.  Zarrah's.  Never seen Black Flag.  No desire really.  But I do plan on dining at Zarrah's in the near future.

The Big Lie 100: (#1158)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

 

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

Please do not share this material with Jason Aldean and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#2000. Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown

Finally, my two thousandth parody.  It only took 3+ years.

I thought I'd take a stab at the controversial Jason Aldean song that Fox News claims is upsetting the libs.  Until yesterday, I'd never bothered to listen to the actual song itself.  And the verdict is in.

In fact, the song's pretty bad.  Quality-wise, it's the rough equivalent...

of this low-end Trump Dump.  Pathetic.

I searched for a decent live performance.  But none was available (all hand-held cell phone crap).  So I went with the video.

 

Trump’s A Fuckin’ Orange Clown
sonofsaf

Donald Trump has a tiny mushroom cock
Ass crack of a baby that don’t smell right
Ivanka’s a cunt like a Puerto Rican whore
Kushner’s a fool, hell, his Jew wife is a dyke
That MAGA flop, critical race
Donald’s a fag he’ll fuck it up
Yeah, we’ve had enough

Well, Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
Stormy D. she faked it in Tahoe
As Kari Lake puts on a show
He’s gonna cry, ‘cause he ain’t strong
Orange Prolapse no doubt, his toilet overflows
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown

Such a cunt a fatter enemy
Probably gay that faggot’s fucked up
Well, a port-a-jon’s pretty shitty, you fuck

Well, Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
Stormy had to fake it in Tahoe
As Kari Lake puts on her show
He’s gonna cry, ‘cause he ain’t strong
Orange Prolapse no doubt, his toilet overflows

Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
All those dildo toys, they ain’t white
Usin’ ‘em with all your might
Donald Trump’s an orange clown
Donald Trump’s an orange clown

Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
(Stormy D. she faked it in Tahoe)
As Kari Lake puts on a show
He’s gonna cry, ‘cause he ain’t strong
Orange Prolapse no doubt, his toilet overflows
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown
Trump’s a fuckin’ orange clown, mm-mm

Donald Trump’s an orange clown

 

 

Try That In A Small Town
Jason Aldean

Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
Car jack an old lady at a red light
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store
Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face
Stomp on the flag and light it up
Yeah, ya think you're tough

Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
'Round here we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town

Got a gun that my granddad gave me
They say one day they're gonna round up
Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck

Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
'Round here we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't

Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right
If you're looking for a fight
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town

Try that in a small town
(See how far ya make it down the road)
'Round here we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town, mm-mm

Try that in a small town

If your musical sensibilities find my parody objectionable due to the profanity, feel free to change it.  May I recommend a slight variation --- "Donald Trump's An Orange Clown."  Either is fine.

From 2009 to 2021, Jason Aldean has cunted, er uh, countried the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.  Never seen him. 

The Big Lie 100: (#1157)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

Please do not share this material with people from small towns and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1999. Timothy Shea

Orange Prolapse disciple Timothy Shea...

 was just sentenced to 5+ years in federal prison for his participation in the "We Build The Wall" scam.

Anyhoo, I'll be hosting a ceremony later this afternoon.

Point State Park.  Just ahead of the Pirates/Phillies game.

Shea will be presented with the first annual "Trumpin 'n Dumpin" award.  Congratulations.

 

Timothy Shea
sonofsaf

Is Donald Trump a queer faggot all the McDonald’s he’s throwin’ up
Is wearing Depends a crime if the diapers are in great demand

Melania Trump is a whore, McDonald’s buffet
Ivana was a horrible wife, and she was probably gay

Timothy Shea, an asshat full of bullshit
Trans is okay, hey Bud Light
If you’re sentenced you end up behind bars, and have to eat shit
Timothy Shea is a maggot from the right

Is Donald Trump a queer faggot all the McDonald’s he’s throwin’ up
Is building the wall a crime showin’ Mexico knows it’s a scam

Melania Trump is a whore, McDonald’s buffet
Ivana was a horrible wife, and she was probably gay

Timothy Shea, an asshat full of bullshit
Trans is okay, let’s have a cock fight
In a felon’s voting booth is how, you stop the steal shit
Timothy Shea is a maggot from the right

Timothy Shea, an asshat full of bullshit
Trans is okay, hey Bud Light
If you’re sentenced you end up behind bars, and have to eat shit
Timothy Shea is a maggot from the right

Timothy Shea, an asshat full of bullshit
Trans is okay, let’s have a cock fight
In a felon’s voting booth is how, you stop the steal shit
Timothy Shea is a maggot from the right

 

Games People Play
Alan Parsons Project

Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives if there's no-one to lend us a hand

I don't wanna live here no more, I don't wanna stay
Ain't gonna spend the rest of my life, Quietly fading away

Games people play, You take it or you leave it
Things that they say, Honor Brite
If I promise you the Moon and the Stars, Would you believe it
Games people play in the middle of the night

Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up
And how do we spend our time knowin' nobody gives us a damn

I don't wanna live here no more, I don't wanna stay
Ain't gonna spend the rest of my life, Quietly fading away

Games people play, You take it or leave it
Things that they say, Just don't make it right
If I'm tellin' you the truth right now, do you believe it
Games people play in the middle of the night

Games people play, You take it or you leave it
Things that they say, Honor Brite
If I promise you the Moon and the Stars, Would you believe it
Games people play in the middle of the night

Games people play, You take it or leave it
Things that they say, Just don't make it right
If I'm tellin' you the truth right now, do you believe it
Games people play in the middle of the night

Challenging parody.  Choppy, fragmented lyrics.  This is actually my second parody of Games People Play.  Last year, I penned #1146.  John James Is Gay.  James is a black Republican Congressman from Michigan's 10th District.

The Alan Parsons Project has played the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.

Alan Parsons Project:

11-13-18, Carnegie Music Hall of Homestead, Munhall, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1156)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

Please do not share this material with Timothy Shea and/or former President Donald J. Trump.