#2617. Buckhout

The Orange Prolapse endorsed Colonel Laurie Buckhout ahead of the general election.  She's running for Congress in the Tar Heel State.

Colonel Laurie Buckhout will be an incredible Representative for the fantastic people of North Carolina’s 1st Congressional District!  Laurie bravely served our Country as an Army Colonel and Decorated Combat Commander and, in Congress, she will Grow the Economy, Lower Inflation, Uphold the Rule of Law, Secure our Border, Support our Military/Vets, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.  Laurie Buckhout has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

Yawn.

 

This Dump is Steel Grate!  Er uh, still great!

Pittsburgh Open Streets!  This Dump likely got "bike-smooshed." 

Behold "The Snake."

If you're heading to the Byham Theatre, here's a PG rated Dump (Parking Garage).

Some Pt. State Park patriotism on display ahead of July 4th.

Meh.

 

That collection of Dumps was dedicated to Colonel Laurie.  Thank you for your service.

 

 

 

 

Buckhout
sonofsaf

Ass opens wide, ‘cause Trump is gay
Insert a dick, for an anal stay
Donald’s a clown, a basket case
Cannot spell he’s such a disgrace
So stand up and shout
Orange Prolapse is out

The crusty loads, jism thing
Stormy D. providing next of kin
Kiss the ring, a toilet stall
Salad tossed and he’s on a roll
So stand up and shout
Orange Prolapse is out

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

A piece of shit, a nasty cunt
There’s no doubt, of a witch-hunt
A job to blow, let’s kill a cop
The fake news shit will never stop
So stand up and shout
Orange Prolapse is out

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

So stand up and shout
Orange Prolapse is out

Buckhout
Fuck Colonel Laurie Buckhout

Blackout
Scorpions

I realize I missed a day
But I'm too wrecked to care anyway
I look around and see this face
What the hell have I lost my taste
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out

My head explodes, my ears ring
I can't remember just where I've been
The last thing that I recall
I got lost in a deep black hole
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out

Blackout
I really had a blackout

Blackout
I really had a blackout

Blackout
I really had a blackout

Blackout
I really had a blackout

I grab my things and make my run
On the way out, another one
Would like to know before I stop
Did I make it or did I flop
Don't want to find out
Just want to get out

Blackout
I really had a blackout

Blackout
I really had a blackout

Blackout
I really had a blackout

Blackout
I really had a blackout

Don't want to find out
Just want to get out

Blackout
I really had a blackout!

My third parody of the timeless Scorpions opener.

#1068.  Lockout (regarding the hypothetical MLB lockout of 2022)

#1482.  Laxalt (regarding Nevada's Governor Adam Laxalt)

#2617.  Buckhout

From 1979 to 2010, The Scorps have "Gorky Parked" the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.

Scorpions:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)

6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock) 

9-21-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Kingdom Come)

6-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Deep Purple)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1748)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

#2617.  Buckhout (Blackout --- Scorpions)

Please do not share this material with Laurie Buckhout and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#2616. Deepfake

Orange Prolapse : Deepfake Mugshot

Trump Dump : piece of shit

Behold!

 

Before.

 

And way before.

Spotted in the grassy loop off the Ft. Duquesne Bridge.  Ouch.  A heavily-trafficked area in Point State Park as July 4 quickly approacheth.  USA!  USA!

 

Deepfake
sonofsaf

That’s right they’re gonna use a deepfake
Big Mac Quarter Pound
Trump’s anal toys, gonna pack shit
Trump can’t get it up ‘cause he’s a clown

Job to blow his soul is bereft
When Donald is cuming on Stormy’s chest
Jared is gay daughter-wife ain’t okay
Cunt Dump* can’t BeBest

That’s right they’re gonna use a deepfake
Big Mac Quarter Pound
That’s right they’re gonna use a deepfake
‘Cause Trump’s a fucking clown

Trump’s a fucking clown

That’s right Trump’s a mother fucker
Sycophants and big lies
Anal toy and Stormy’s big chest
Ain’t no doubt a few cream pies

All of the synagogues holy grail
Fuck the fake news, the Orange Prolapse will fail
With his Trump Vodka booze
Not for sale

That’s right they’re gonna use a deepfake
Big Mac Quarter Pound
That’s right they’re gonna use a deepfake
‘Cause Trump’s a fucking clown
That’s right Trump’s a mother fucker
With his Seven Deadly sins
That’s right Trump’s a mother fucker
Non-human, until the end

Donald’s a raper
No doubt

That’s right Trump’s gonna bitch, whine, and pout
Never earned his bones
Gonna spread more lies and fuck us
Mushroom tiny dong
Bud Light is for sale
That’s right Trump is beyond the pale
Fuck you, McDonald’s is stale
Pap smear

That’s right they’re gonna use a deepfake
Big Mac Quarter Pound
That’s right they’re gonna use a deepfake
‘Cause Trump’s a fucking clown
That’s right Trump’s a mother fucker
With his Seven Deadly sins
That’s right Trump’s a mother fucker
Non-human, until the end

* Ivanka Kushner's nickname is "Cunt Dump."

 

Back in the late 70's, Thin Lizzo rocked the Burgh 4 times.  I was not in attendance.

However, I have seen Anthrax.  So I used their cover.

From 1984 to the present, Anthrax has infected the Burgh a surprising 17 times.

Anthrax:

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH (opened for Motley Crue & Whitesnake)

4-24-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (Headbanger's Ball --- Helloween and Exodus opened)

11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (Death Angel & Testament opened)

9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (sandwiched between Death Angel & Slayer)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1747)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#2587.  Tim Sheehy (Thirty Three --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2588.  Jared's A Jew (No One Like You --- Scorpions)

#2589.  Kicker Harrison Butker (The Mother of All Fuckers --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2590.  McGuire (Hang Fire --- Rolling Stones)

#2591.  Fuck Harrison Butker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#2592.  U.S. Jews (U.S. Blues --- Grateful Dead)

#2593.  Jeff Van Drew (Black And Blue --- Van Halen)

#2594.  Alex Jones (Game Of Thrones --- HBO)

#2595.  Ed Martin (The Curtain --- Phish)

#2596.  Trumpin' (Women --- Def Leppard)

#2597.  Mike Roman (Bad Omen --- Megadeth) 

#2598.  Trump Is A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2599.  Sam Brown (This Town --- Neil Young)

#2600.  Sam Brown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#2601.  Sam Brown (Ghost Town --- The Vaccines)

#2602.  Sam Brown's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#2603.  Lies Of Nancy Mace (Eyes Without A Face --- Billy Idol)

#2604.  Trump Romancer (Tiny Dancer --- Elton John)

#2605.  Downing (Drowning --- Radio Company)

#2606.  Orange Prolapsin' Fart (Listen To Your Heart --- Roxette)

#2607.  Donald's Dildo Toys (Come On Feel The Noize --- Quiet Riot)

#2608.  Trump Dumps Ain't A Crime (One Day At A Time --- Cristy Lane)

#2609.  All You Need Is Trump (All You Need Is Love ---The Beatles)

#2610.  O'Brien (O'Brien --- Seinfeld episode)

#2611.  Tenney Is A Whore (Penny On The Floor --- The Clarks)

#2612.  Trump Is Great (Born Too Late --- The Clarks)

#2613.  Gabe (Babe --- Styx)

#2614.  Doug Burgum's A Cunt (I Want A New Drug --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2615.  Pastor John Mark Burns (As the World Burns --- Kreator)

#2616.  Deepfake (Jailbreak --- Anthrax)

Please do not share this material with internet viewers who watch deepfakes and/or former President Donald J. Trump.