When it cums to the Orange Prolapse, Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee is an "ardent oralist."
Seriously, in the name of D-g... WTF ?!?
Such spiritual wisdom deserves a "HE-bomb" (Human Excrement bomb).
Smithfield Street. Dahntahn! |
Mike Huckabee has proven himself truly worthy of the prestigious Golden Toilet Award.
Perhaps this Golden Toilet designation is a signal from the Lord. Hey, let's not casually dismiss the possibility. These are trying times and Trump needs to keep a variety of options on the table.
I'm sure his foreign policy team (Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard, Stephen Miller, and Sean Hannity are providing sound advice). Now is not the time to rely on KOOKY Tucker Carlson.
In other news, the Steelers are edging closer to signing edge rusher TJ Watt!
Spotted on the Roberto Clemente Bridge. |
Watt obviously wants to be the highest paid defensive player in the league.
I predict he'll get his wish. Barely. And then quickly get injured.
Mike Huckabee’s Dumb
sonofsaf
Shitshow
Donald Trump has got some thin hair
Dad-bod but he fucked Stormy
And a cunt named Kristi Noem
Sacred cow
Supreme Court’s broken down
Hell, Satan entertains
Forty-seven we defend
Ex-lax
He’ll feed off MAGA nation’s worst
Fuck The Donald’s ass
Job to blow genital warts
Orange Prolapse stain, retards believing
Presidential joke, he’s always lyin’
The First Lady’s cunt to screw and shave
Her hips groove when the Euro-twat is playing
The coup was so wild overachiever
The plan came from a douche-buffoon
So let’s stop the stealing and defend
Why the disdain, you cannot comprehend
It is the Green New Scam
Why… it’s because Mike Huckabee’s dumb
Why… is he a cunt, Mike Huckabee’s dumb
So gay
Mushroom tiny dick lick
Stormy D.’s a whore ah!
Trump’s the ultimate piece of shit
He’s so fucked up
Truth Social he’s networking, rude
Fat ass creep is blowing doncha know
The con’s, a crime shitshow
Orange Prolapse stain, retards believing
Presidential joke, he’s always lyin’
The First Lady’s cunt to screw and shave
Her hips groove when the Euro-twat is playing
The coup was so wild
McDonald’s meat it stinks
Dumbfuck, the horror, of a lie
A golden crook and port-a-jon
The stench of shit will linger anyhow
Defiled his throne
Gold port-a-jon
Why… it’s because Mike Huckabee’s dumb
Comfortably Numb
Pink Floyd
Hello
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well, I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb
I have become comfortably numb
O.K.
Just a little pin prick
There'll be no more ah!
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on, it's time to go
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
I have become comfortably numb
Roger Waters or David Gilmour? That... is the question. I choose the latter.
Easily one of the Top 10 songs in the history of rock'n'roll. An epic song deserving of a half-way decent parody. Challenging lyrical progression.
Believe it or not, this is my 2nd parody of the Pink Floyd classic. Four years ago, I penned #339. I Am the One You Should Stay Away From (regarding the Orange Prolapse)
Pink Floyd:
5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters:
7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-6-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Australian Pink Floyd:
12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Brit Floyd:
8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
3-8-24, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
4-11-25, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA