Two-time loser Kari Lake (Arizona governor and senate) showed up on Capitol Hill yesterday.
Her primary mission was to scrap Voice of America because the government funded network "spews lies."
When pressed for specifics, she ended up claiming Congressman Greg Stanton (R-AZ) was gay.
Let's give Lake this morning's Orange Prolapse Award.
Rise and shine!
The Award cums with a gift certificate to Jason Aldean's Kitchen + Bar on the North Shore.
Yum.
In other news, the last place NL Central Pirates (32-50) host the first place NL East Mets (48-34).
Juan Soto, the highest paid MLB player comes to town.
Soto's currently got a 15 year contract worth 765 million. Despite his good fortune, most local fans are wondering if Soto will come into visual contact with a "JUAN SOTO" Trump Dump on his walk from The Fairmont to PNC Park.
Roberto Clemente Bridge Alert!
Lake’s A Fuckin’ Clown
sonofsaf
All the fake news, and violent crime
Shit’s a disgrace an Orange Prolapsin’ sound
Stop the stealin, Stormy’s wetter
Kari Lake’s a fuckin’ clown
Ivanka’s a whore and it’s understood
Shitshow is gay lest ye defend
Porno is the enemy, MAGA
Let’s stop the steal and not pretend
So Trumpy, oh, so Trumpy
His mushroom tiny cock
Forty-seven is creepy
His little mushroom tiny cock
Ivanka’s cunt hair’s crusty
The McDonald’s lard
KFC’s chicken’s finger lickin’
MAGA is a bitch retard
All the fake news, and violent crime
Shit’s a disgrace an Orange Prolapsin’ sound
Stop the stealin’, Stormy’s wetter
Kari Lake’s a fuckin’ clown
DJT’s tiny mushroom prick
Always Trumpin’ dumpin’ yo, because he’s gay
Donald’s hair is fuckin’ balding
The style of MAGA’s gay
All the fake news, and violent crime
Shit’s a disgrace an Orange Prolapsin’ sound
Stop the stealin, Stormy’s wetter
Kari Lake’s a fuckin’ clown
Cakewalk Into Town
Taj Mahal
I had the blues, so bad one time
It put my face in a permanent frown
Now, I'm feelin' so much better
I could cakewalk in the town
I woke up this mornin' feelin' so good
You know, I lay back down again
Throw your big leg over me, mama
I might not feel this good again
My baby, oh, my baby
I love the way she walk
When the girl gets sleepy
I love the way she baby talk
My work don't got scarce, honey
Oh [?] it no got hard
I spend my whole day stealin' chickens
Mama, from the rich folks yard
I got the blues so bad one time
It put my face in a permanent frown
You know, I'm feelin' so much better
I could cakewalk into town
I want to go on a picnic
In the country mama oh, and stay all day
I don't care but don't do nothing
Just while my time away
I got the blues, so bad one time
It put my face in a permanent frown
You know, I'm feelin' so much better
I could cakewalk into town
From 1971 to 2015, Taj Mahal strutted into the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never saw him.
The 83 year old's real name is Henry St. Claire Fredericks Jr.