Is it any wonder that Donald Trump despises his "back alley" nickname?
I could see why. The anal implications are both significant and horrific.
White House
sonofsaf
Donald Trump’s in the White House
He’s the fuckin’ Orange Prolapse
And his crimes are queer and sad
Jesus and Virgin Mary,
All the Christians will pursue
Not condemn
He is an asshole, so fucked up
He’s gonna pray for shit and stuff
A long red tie and Old Grand-Dad
He doesn’t care and it’s so sad
Whenever MAGA steals your civil rights
Whenever ugly turd spreads the big lies
Live forever if you chug Bud Light
In the White House shit is dynamite
Stormy horseface and the porn white trash
Donald’s ass has diaper rash
‘Cause Ivanka’s cunt’s full of crust
Jared Kushner you can’t trust
Farmhouse
Phish
Welcome this is a Farmhouse
We have cluster flies alas
And this time of year is bad
We are so very sorry,
There is little we can do
But swat them
She didn't beg oh, not enough
She didn't stay when things got tough
I told a lie and she got mad
She wasn't there when things got bad
I never ever saw the northern lights
I never really heard of cluster flies
Never ever saw the stars so bright
In the farmhouse things will be alright
Woke this morning to the stinging lash
Every man rise from the ash
Each betrayal begins with trust
Every man returns to dust
We saw Phish last night. Snagged a couple freebies compliments of Gigi.
To be blunt, I thought the show was kinda "Jeb Bushy" (low energy).
From 1992 to the present, Phish has jammed the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.
Phish:
11-12-94, Kent State University, Kent, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-21-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
6-24-25, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Trey Anastasio:
2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA