Thursday, August 03, 2023

#2006. Huckabee

Arkansas Governor Sarah Sanders is trying to illustrate her anti-woke skills.  

She wanted to fine librarians up to $10K and imprison them for a maximum of 6 years if they share books she deemed "harmful to minors."  Kinda vague, eh?  More like book burning on steroids. 

The Governor, a/k/a Miss Misinformation, signed Act 372 into law back in March.  Fortunately, Timothy Brooks, a federally appointed Obama judge, granted a preliminary injunction blocking the law just 2 days before it was set to go in effect.


Dedicated to the Orange Prolapse's former Press Secretary.

 

 

 

Huckabee
sonofsaf

The Governor's fat cunt is pissed and kinda stale

Urine is so yellow
Urine all the while.
But Donald Trump is who we must defend although he’s not a king
And her cunt smells of ass kissing.

Huckabee - I hope she ain’t cancer free.
The shit we dispose of and all the tampons covered in blood

She’s fucked up ‘cause Huckabee is a cunt

Asshole
An Arkansas woman she’s so hardcore
So many turds don’t call her bluff her butthole will open wide.
Not a fan of her cock or what’s in store

Sarah Sanders is a whore
Arkansas is wantin’ more.
Huckabee - I hope she ain’t cancer free

Such a bad lay her cunt I swear was never wetter
Huckabee - I hope she ain’t cancer free…
The shit we dispose of and all the tampons covered in blood

She’s fucked up ‘cause Huckabee is a cunt.
The shit we dispose of and all the tampons covered in blood

She’s fucked up ‘cause Huckabee is a cunt.

 

Suddenly
Billy Ocean

I used to think that love was just a fairy tale

Until that first hello
Until that first smile.
But if I had to do it all again I wouldn't change a thing
'Cause this love is everlasting.

Suddenly - life has new meaning to me.
There's beauty up above and things we never take notice of

You wake up and suddenly you're in love.

Girl
You're everything a man could want and more.
One thousand words are not enough to say what I feel inside.
Holding hands as we walk along the shore

Never felt like this before
Now you're all I'm living for.
Suddenly - life has new meaning to me...

Each day I pray this love affair would last forever.
Suddenly - life has new meaning to me...
There's beauty up above and things we never take notice of

You wake up and suddenly you're in love.
There's beauty up above and things we never take notice of

You wake up and suddenly you're in love.



Silence of the Lambs would have been better if the script included a miniature Billy Ocean action figure.  Buffalo Bill could have yelled at that girl in the pit... "Put Billy Ocean in the basket!"

Billy Ocean has played the Burgh just twice.  Once in 2012 at Three Rivers Casino and the other time in 2019 at the Meadows Casino in 'Lil Warshington.  Didn't catch him in action.


The Big Lie 100: (#1163)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
 
#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
 
#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)
 
#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
 
#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)
 
#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)
 
#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)
 
#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)
 
#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)
 
#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)
 
#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)
 
#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)
 
#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)
 
#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)
 
#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
 
#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)




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