At yesterday's arraignment, Magistrate Judge Moxila A. Upadhyaya warned the Orange Prolapse that she would not tolerate him threatening witnesses and jurors.
Trump immediately responded by posting a veiled, vague threat on his Douche Social account.
IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I'M COMING AFTER YOU.
A clown, the syndrome of a down, bad romance, just give Stormy a chance
Very mean, the Orange Prolapse obscene.
Far right’s, got libtards in their sights, take a ride, on the Trump Train that lied,
Oh the gall, piss and shit toilet stall.
Trumpers have a plot, but it wasn’t complex,
He wanted to stay, in Lake Tahoe for sex.
The extramarital sex, as Kushner blows a shofar
But Ivanka isn’t kosher.
Fat jerk, who should wipe off that smirk, salad tossed,
Israel and Hamas, as he flirts, with a porn star who squirts.
Unfurled flags the rage
His rage flags unfurled Donald’s arraignment
The clown with his pants falling down or the dance that's a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean.
The lights on the lady in tights or the bride with a guy on the side,
Or the ball where she gives him her all.
The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex,
a gay divorcee who is after her "ex".
It can be Oedipus Rex, where a chap kills his father
and causes a lot of bother.
The clerk who is thrown out of work by the boss,
Who is thrown for a loss by the skirt who is doing him dirt.
I took the liberty to add a few commas to this parody. Strictly for the purpose of emphasis.
From 1968 to 2003, Aretha Franklin performed in the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never saw her. We were actually in her hometown of Detroit the morning she passed away. So we took the opportunity to venture to the Mo-Town Museum. Great tour. Later that night, we hit up Jeff Lynne of E.L.O fame at Little Caesar's Arena. Fantastic show.
The Big Lie 100: (#1167)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)