Jeffrey Clark is widely believed to be “co-conspirator 4” in the Jack Smith federal indictment. And now, he just got indicted in the Fani Willis case.
So many indictments. So little time.
On the left, former DOJ Trump sycophant Jeffrey Clark: On the right, the Orange Prolapse. |
In Pittsburgh, we call this a Clark Bar. But regardless of where you reside, let's honor J.C. with a few Trump Dumps (coming off the heals of a Mayor Gainey/ County Exec Fitzy high noon pledge in Market Square to "clean up" the city).
At the entry/exit of the HOV lane. Oh the humanity! North Side baby! |
Many members of the Proud Boys have speculated that Trump doesn't have a dick. |
Speaking of shit, the Mets just sodomized the Buccos this afternoon (8-3). |
Clark
sonofsaf
The big lie is in play
Because Donald’s gay
An Orange Prolapse you will blow
Donald Trump is bullshit
His daughter’s a fuckin’ Jew
And Jared is too
You, asshole
You, asshole
Trump’s butt is sore
‘Cause the dildo’s gonna screw
Yeah McDonald’s too
Stormy D. wears a thong
Forty-five is a clown
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, Skanksville, yes Skanksville)
You asshole
Big lie oh
Yeah Jeffrey Clark
Yeah Jeffrey Clark
And Jeffrey Clark
Yeah Jeffrey Clark
Fuckin’ shout
La, la, la, la, oh
La, la, la, la, oh
La, la, la, la, oh
Sparks
Coldplay
Did I drive you away
I know what you'll say
You say, "Oh, sing one you know"
But I promise you this
I'll always look out for you
Yeah that's what I'll do
I say, oh
I say, oh
My heart is yours
It's you that I hold on to
Yeah that's what I do
And I know I was wrong
But I won't let you down
(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I will, yes I will)
I say oh
I cry oh
Yeah I saw sparks
Yeah I saw sparks
And I saw sparks
Yeah I saw sparks
Sing it out
La, la, la, la, oh
La, la, la, la, oh
La, la, la, la, oh
Coldplay has played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.
Coldplay:
8-11-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
5-3-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-26-15, Central Park, Global Citizen Festival, New York City, NY
8-4-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1185)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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