Dedicated to the ultimate ASSCLOWN... Donald J. Trump.
Increasingly being referred to as the "Orange Prolapse."
As the felony charges and indictments continue to mount, someone should really acquire the OrangeProlapse.com domain. Perhaps make up a Top 10 list and throw it on a t-shirt. The first ever "Shit Shirt." Who knows? Maybe even give 'em away for free. If any of you one percenter Liberal, Marxist, Fascist, Communist, Socialist sympathizers out there wish to bankroll this endeavor, feel free to contact me.
Assclown
sonofsaf
Assclown, meat’n, Orange Prolapse retreatin’
The big lie wasn’t free
Fat fuck Donald Trump’s the enemy
Number forty-five’s the enemy
Squirtin’, cheatin’ Stormy Daniels is queefin’
The big lie wasn’t free
Fuck you Donald Trump’s the enemy
Fucking, sucking, Ivanka Kushner's instructing
The big lie wasn’t free
Fat fuck Donald Trump romance for me
Fuck yeah Donald Trump romance for me
Fuck yeah Donald Trump romance for me
Fuck yeah Donald Trump romance for me
Lowdown
My Morning Jacket
Lowdown, cheatin', ain't no need for repeatin'
So love, dawn, can't you see?
That you never gotta fight with me
No you never gotta fight with me
Hurtin', beatin' ain't no need for repeatin'
So love dawn can't you see
That you never gotta bleed for me
Chancing, glancing, so enough mood for romancing
So love dawn can't you see
That you only gotta dance with me
Yeah you only gotta dance with me
Yeah you only gotta dance with me
Yeah you only gotta dance with me
Damn! Twenty years ago at Bonnaroo. Never been there.
From 2003 to the present, MMJ has played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-23, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
8-26-23, Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO
I really need to figure out a way to bring back paper concert tickets. Permanently. Now that would be an achievement. You could put it on my tombstone. "sonofsaf... endorsed by Dunder Mifflin."
The Big Lie 100: (#1205)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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