#2022. Joshua Stills

Joshua Stills, a burly 6 ft. 6 inch 325 lb offensive lineman was a stand-out with the West Virginia Mountaineers.  

You've heard of Trump's PERFECT phone call.  Well, in his college days, Sills had the PERFECT mullet.

He was also recently acquitted of rape and kidnapping charges by an Ohio jury.

Sills, 25, was found not guilty of forcibly restraining a woman in his pickup truck and forcing her to perform oral sex after he drove her home in December 2019.

 

Joshua Sills
sonofsaf

Joshua Sills, rape isn’t pretty
Philadelphia is shitty
Trump’s the MAGA crook to blame
All a show a fuckin’ shame

Donald blows
Piece of shit
Bad romance
Stormy’s tits

Jared Kushner’s a fuckin’ Jew
Jared Kushner’s a fuckin’ Jew
Ivanka’s one too she’s dumb

Joshua Sills, rape isn’t pretty
Philadelphia is shitty
Trump’s the MAGA crook to blame
All a show a fuckin’ shame

Donald blows
Piece of shit
Bad romance
Stormy Daniels’ tits
Joshua Stills, rape isn’t pretty!

 

Beverly Hills
Circle Jerks

Beverly Hills, century city
Everything's so nice and pretty
All the people look the same
Don't they know they're so damn lame

There she goes
Three piece suit
Spandex pants
Cowboy boots

I don't know what I'm gonna do
I don't know what I'm gonna do
Maybe I'll have to move from

Beverly Hills, century city
Everything's so nice and pretty
All the people look the same
Don't they know they're so damn lame

There she goes
Three piece suit
Spandex pants
Fiorucci too
Beverly hills, century city!

 

My second parody of Joshua Stills.  A few days ago, I penned the coincidentally entitled Joshua Stills.  #2018.

From 1983 to 2023, the Circle Jerks have jerked off in the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never seen' em.  However, I have sufficiently jerked it.  Huzzah.

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#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

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#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

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#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

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#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

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#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

 

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

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