Monday, August 14, 2023

#2023. Deace

Iowa icon, conservative talk radio show host Steve Deace commented on the recent arraignment of the Orange Prolapse...

“This is an assassination.  They stole the last election retroactively.  They're gonna steal this one preemptively.”

You'd think Deace would be a diehard Trumper.  But he's not.  Instead, Deace just endorsed Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.

Deace's recent tweet...

Every Sunday, every sermon should essentially be of the same premise — Christ or Chaos.  It is Christ or the Chaos of Hell for eternity.  Christ or Chaos in your soul. Christ or Chaos in your marriage, relationships, family, and work.  And Christ or Chaos in your culture.
I'll offer up a Trump Dump rebuttal.
Spotted on Penn Avenue, 8-14-23, 10:04 am.   

In other news, the Buffalo Bills visit Acrid Turd Stadium this Saturday for a potentially rousing preseason game.



Asshole’s sore
A job to blow
Iowa’s red doncha know
Donald’s a king
Reynold’s scab
Won’t be best
A pussy grab

Urinary showers
Facials in Trump Towers
Conservative Steve Deace

All of the Dems so unkind
A retard the Donald stinks
Trump will drop it like it’s hot
Gonna make that toilet plop

The Orange Prolapse will suck us
Forty-five will fuck us
Conservative Steve Deace

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa

And all the Stormy weather
Lake Tahoe forever
Conservative Steve Deace

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa

Conservative Steve Deace
Conservative Steve Deace



More and more
I can't say no
So afraid of letting go
If there's something
I can grab
You can bet
I'll pay the tab

Counting all the flowers
Waste the precious hours
I need to find some peace

All these problems on my mind
Make it hard for me to think
There is no way I can stop
My poor brain is gonna pop

And I don't have a purpose
Scattered on the surface
I need to find some peace

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa

And all the broken tethers
We can bring together
I need to find some peace

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-ho
Whoa, whoa

I need to find some peace
I need to find some peace

Since 1994, Weezer has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. We missed them last month at Stage AE (listened outside).  Also missed them at PNC Park in 2021 on the Hella Mega Tour.  Also listened outside... in a downpour.


5-29-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-3-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-10-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1179)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)
#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)
#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)
#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)
#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)
#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)
#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)
#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)
#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)
#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)
#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)
#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)
#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)
#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)
#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)
#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 
#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)
#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)
#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer) 

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