#2042. Sam Brown

Oooh....

 a rare twofor parody!

I'm talkin' former Senator Sam Brown (R-MA)...

and current U.S. Senate candidate Sam Brown in Nevada...

Like I said...

 

 

Sam Brown
sonofsaf

No morning wood
Trump cries that Viagra should
Improve his dick for you
Improve his dick for you
More of Sam Brown
Sam Brown
No more delights
No more morning wood
Head ain’t any fun
That head just ain’t any fun sucking Sam Brown
Sam Brown

No morning wood
Trump cries that Viagra should
Improve his dick for you
Improve his dick for you
More of Sam Brown
Sam Brown
No more delights
No more morning wood
Head ain’t any fun
That head just ain’t any fun sucking Sam Brown
Sam Brown
Sam Brown

Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight
Oh Trump is a cunt, oh the MAGA delight

 

Breakdown
Moby

No, feel it good
It dies like you said it would
I feel it like you do
I feel it like you do
For the breakdown
Breakdown
No, comes in lights
See it all is good
Said, it comes undone
I said, won't you come undone for the breakdown?
Breakdown

No, feel it good
It dies like you said it would
I feel it like you do
I feel it like you do
For the breakdown
Breakdown
No, comes in lights
See it all is good
Said, it comes undone
I said, won't you come undone for the breakdown?
Breakdown
Breakdown

Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right
Oh you know it was, oh you know it was right

From 1995 to 2002, Moby has played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times.  

Never seen Moby's dick.  Nor his cock. 

Damn!  This song pretty much sucks.  I'd rather listen to myself chewing on tinfoil.  

As opposed to listening to this version of Breakdown.  Not to sound petty... Tom Petty.

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#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)

 

#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)

 

#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)

 

#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)

 

#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

 

#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)

 

#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)

 

#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)

 

#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

 

#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)

 

#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)

 

#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)

 

#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)

 

#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)

 

#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)

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