Monday, August 07, 2023

#2013. Hillbilly J.D. Vance

Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH) regards himself as a "conservative populist."

The Orange Prolapse and J.D. appear to be in good spirits... at the site of a toxic train derailment.

Hmm, let's see here.

Got his law degree from Yale.

Lived most of his adult life in San Francisco.

And pals around with venture capitalist Peter Thiel, a gay multi-billionaire.

Yeah sure, quite the populist.



Hillbilly J.D. Vance

All a scam, to defend
His crime, babe, straight outta the far right
So fucked up, heavyset
Maybe gay I wouldn’t be surprised

Toilet crappin’, hopin’ Trump dies
Always biggie-sized
So unwise a MAGA disguise
Trump ass flunkies are the enemy

Hillbilly J.D. Vance

Stormy Daniels was wetter
And her chest is swell
Donald won’t drink a Bud Light, but likes to fight
So damn stinking the Orange Prolapse from hell

Hillbilly J.D. Vance

Trump will sing Lee Greenwood just for you
God bless the U.S.A.
Ivanka’s a ho!
Ivanka’s a ho!


Victim Of Circumstance

Here I am, once again
This time, babe, I'm gonna do it right
Mind's made up, heart is set
Ain't no way I'm gonna compromise

Something happened, Hollywood skies
I was mesmerized
Suits and ties with platinum eyes
Cold cash junkies got the best of me

Victim of circumstance

Got myself back together
Learned my lesson well
I had to put up a fight, to make it right
Freedom's ringing like the sound of a bell

Victim of circumstance

One more thing I want to say to you
Before you go away
Don't you let 'em, no!
Don't you let 'em, no!

Damn!  That song really sucked.  Never heard it before.  Very headache oriented.  

One of my most all-time despised songs is the Carlos Santana collaboration with Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty fame.  Smooth.  The redundant nature of the tune makes me physically ill.

From 1969 to the present, Santana has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.


7-11-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
6-15-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Fuck J.D. Vance: (give peace a chance top 10)
#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)
#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)
#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)
#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)
#514J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)
#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)
#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)
#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young) 

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim Of Circumstance --- Santana)

The Big Lie 100: (#1169)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)
#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)
#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)
#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)
#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)
#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)
#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)
#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)
#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)
#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)
#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)
#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)
#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)
#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

Please do not share this material with Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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