#3424. Trump Center

The Orange Prolapse recently nominated late 70's singer Gloria Gaynor to be officially picked as a Kennedy Center nominee.  Gaynor is mostly known for her LGBTQ anthem "I Will Survive."

 

Peculiar that Trump would select a "woke black woman" for any admission of honor.  But it turns out that Gaynor is a huge MAGA donor.  And it's not only Trump.  She also donated to other high profile GOP favorites: Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, even House Speaker Mike Johnson.  

  

The 81 year old Gaynor has also designated an "undetermined amount" of money in her will for the South Carolina chapter of the KKK.  Gotta be honest here, I had no idea you could legally give money to a designated American terrorist organization.  Butt with Trump in charge, I guess the rules have changed.  Let's give her the highly respected Orange Prolapse Award.

  

Trump recently appointed himself Kennedy Center Chairman of the Board.  His ultimate plan is to announce a name change to "The Trump Center."  I would suggest "The Trump Dump Center."

Hint: Everything Trump touches... turns to shit.   

 

 

Trump Center
sonofsaf

Never will BeBest evangelical right
Shitting foments golden toilet delight
Donald’s masturbatin’ Stormy is near
He never banged her just blowed a queer

Going to hell
Ringin’ those bells
Shitting and anal 
Asshole smell

Trump Center

Toilets are stalling McValue Meal
Jism and semen cum dumpster thrill
Traffic jam MAGA trucks is their style
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’s a bad disguise 
Flood of the blood
Queerest D-g
Clown is inbred
Incest sold and bought

Trump Center

 

Tormentor
Kreator

Riding in darkness through the hell of the night
Give all your torment to the heaven's might
In the name of Satan spread all your fear
You feel his anger you know he's near

Casting a spell
Lord of all hells
Ripping all angels
God has fell

Tormentor

Baphomet's calling death is now real
Helldogs and demons waiting to kill
Pentagrams shining Lucifer smiles
Fucking the virgin rip out her eyes
Drinking the blood
Fear no God
Now you are dead
Your flesh is dot rot

Tormentor 

From 1987 to the present, Kreator has practiced creationism in the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.

Kreator:

5-17-23, Roxian Theatre, McKees Rocks, PA 

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

Please do not share this material with Gloria Gaynor and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3423. Senator Rounds

This lonely Dump spotted on Liberty Ave. is the embodiment of Senator Mike Rounds.

Has an Ovaltine South Dakota kinda feel to it, eh?  Roundtine!

Maybe there should be a Trump Dump on Mt. Rushmore.  Just throwing it out there. 

 

 

Senator Rounds
sonofsaf

Stop the steal and fight
South Dakota’s Senator Rounds
God sake
Stop the steal and fight
Trump and vodka vomiters
News is fake
From the White House
I don’t want Trump Tower attitude.
Forty-seven has a real bad attitude
Retard on defense
Son-in-law’s a fucking Jew
Pete Hegseth
Tiny, mushroom cums
Bibles and sneakers givin’ him incomes
Forty-seven has a really bad attitude
‘Cause Donald’s job’s to blow
Trumper Dumper’s a port-a-jon
Jared and Ivanka are fucking cunts
Stormy Daniels is a piece of shit
Stormy D.
Asshole has the shits
He could use a high colonic* 
The clownish Christian retards 
Blessing us
Stormy D. was a whore
Donald Trump’s not a king

 

Comforting Sounds
Mew

I don't feel alright
In spite of these comforting sounds
You make
I don't feel alright
Because you make promises
That you break
Into your house
Why don't we share our solitude?
Nothing is pure anymore but solitude
It's hard to make sense
Feels as if I'm sensing you
Through a lens
If someone else comes
I'll just sit here listening to the drums
Previously I never called it solitude
And probably you know
All the dirty shows I've put on
Blunted and exhausted like anyone
Honestly I tried to avoid it
Honestly
Back when we were kids
We would always know when to stop
And now all the good kids are
Messing up
Nobody has gained or
Accomplished anything

Mew has never meowed in the Burgh.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

Please do not share this material with Senator Mike Rounds (R-SD) and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3422. Fat Orange Man

The Orange Prolapse is by definition... a fat orange man who routinely exhibits colonic exposure.

Big weekend at Acrisure.  Pitt vs. Duquesne opener, The Clarks, Rib Fest, Jizz Fest, and on it goes.

Orange jimmies are ALWAYS a source of whimsical enjoyment and fanciful delight.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

 

Fat Orange Man
sonofsaf

Dumbshit, fake news
A job to blow his ass is suin’ you
Big Mac, large fry
Forty-seven’s gonna die

Donald’s cuming it’s a Lake Tahoe plan
‘Cause Donald Trump is lazy, he’s a fat orange man

Small cock, tiny prick
He is pissin’ with his mushroom dick
Anus winks, has been
There is no doubt she’s gonna wipe her chin

Donald’s cuming it’s a Lake Tahoe plan
‘Cause Donald Trump is lazy, he’s a fat orange man

Asshole, asshat
Fire, fury, of an autocrat
Crusades, because
Prolapse fart when push comes to shove

Donald’s cuming it’s a Lake Tahoe plan
‘Cause Donald Trump is lazy, he’s a fat orange man

Sharp Dressed Man
ZZ Top

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie
I don't need a reason why

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
And cuff links, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

Top coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

 

My 3rd parody of Sharp Dressed Man.

#122.  Warped West Man

#1858.  BeBest Plan

#3422.  Fat Orange Man 

From 1975 to the present, ZZ Top has bearded the Burgh a grand total of 21 times.

ZZ Top:

4-19-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

7-31-22, The Pavilion At Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

Please do not share this material with President Donald J. Trump.

 

#3421. Gor

The Orange Prolapse nominated Soviet Union henchman Sergio Gor to be the next Ambassador to India 

In other news, Pitt opens their regular season against crosstown rival Duquesne University this weekend.

Plus, it's Rib Fest.

 We might hit up The Clarks on Saturday night.

 

 

Gor
sonofsaf

Gor

Sergio Gor brings sorrow
You’d better not drink Bud Light
Fuck Sergio Gor and sorrow
Anheuser-Busch Bud Lights

Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor
Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor
Gor
Gor

He’s Barron’s dad
Trump loves Sergio Gor
The Orange Prolapse clown
Ambassador Gor

Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor
Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor
Gor
Gor
Gor, Gor, Gor

Clown BeBest boys are proud
Just another shitshow
Another fuckin’ fag 
In a golden toilet stall

Forty-seven is a cunt
In Tahoe he was thrilled
Indian representative Gor
 Abort him alive

Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor
Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor
Ambassador Gor
Ambassador Gor
Gor

Ambassador Gor
Ambassador Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor (Gor)
Ambassador Gor (Gor)

Gor

 

 

War
The Exploited

War

If there's a war tomorrow
Would you volunteer to fight
Could you go to war tomorrow
To guarantee his rights

War (war)
We don't need your war
War (war)
We don't need your war
War
War

You must be mad
That you suggest a war
I said if you sit down
We don't need your war

War (war)
We don't need your war
War (war)
We don't need your war
War
War
War, war, war

Down the west in the crowd
With those of you who'll go
We're working for a slag
Something to give us a fall

Ronald Reagan is a cunt
He's sure to get us killed
He's going to start a nuclear war
No one can survive

War (war)
We don't need your war
War (war)
We don't need your war
We don't need your war
We don't need your war
War

We don't need your war
We don't need your war (War)
We don't need your war (War)
We don't need your war (War)

War 

From 1985 to 1991, The Exploited exploited the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Every concert was at the Electric Banana.  Never saw 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

Please do not share this material with Sergio Gor and/or President Donald J. Trump.  

#3420. Gor

I'm a big fan of Gor.

Butt not that one.  I prefer Gore.

Sergio Gor is the Orange Prolapse's pick to be the next Ambassador to India.

 

Gore!

Gor
sonofsaf

Sergio Gor
Gold stalls and toilets
Fucked up McDonald’s is fried

Trump’s sooo devout
Critical races
Anal the breath of his wife

Kush-nerd’s a cunt
A basket case is
Anheuser Busch and Bud Light

Sergio Gor
Gold stalls and toilets
Fucked up McDonald’s is fried

Trump’s sooo devout
Critical races

Kush-nerd’s a cunt
A basket case is
Anheuser Busch and Bud Light
Anheuser Busch and Bud Light
Anheuser Busch and Bud Light

 

 

War
Son Lux

We were at war
With walls and mazes
Torn up and tearing inside

You wooed us out 
To open places
Trading our death for your life

You raised the sun
To warm our faces
Astonishing us with light

We were at war
With walls and mazes
Torn up and tearing inside

You wooed us out 
To open places

You raised the sun
To warm our faces
Astonishing us with light
Astonishing us with light
Astonishing us with light

 

Son Lux played the Burgh twice.  Both times at the Andy Warhol Museum.  In 2014 & 2016.  I'm well versed in the writings of sonofsaf

 

 

... but not Son Of Lucks. 

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

Please do not share this material with Sergio Gor and/or President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3419. Laura E. Loomer

Out of all the MAGA social media influencers, nobody holds a candle to Laura Loomer.

Quite the transformation!

She has a special relationship with the Orange Prolapse.

One that I don't wish to speculate about.  Hint: tiny mushroom fellatio.

This mini-Dump truly reflects the sycophancy of our Defense Secretary.

 

 

 

I Heard A Rumour
Bananarama

Donald has a job to blow
Trump’s a presidential shitshow
Forty-seven Orange Prolapse fart
Quarter Pound oh doncha know

There is no fucking doubt
No civil rights
(Penis shrinking tiny mushroom hated)
And he’s hated above all
Beyond a doubt
His Depends are tight
(Beyond a doubt, ooh, ooh)
Like a golden toilet stall

Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Donald’s an Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Full of shit,
Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Her dildo toy ooh, ooh, ooh
 
Clownish tits of Stormy D.
Jew Kushner’s fuckin’ gay
Vice President is James David Vance
Maybe, he too needs laid

Big Mac and large fries McDonald’s paid
(The Donald is a cunt)
And that cunt is on display
Clown’s a piece of shit and not BeBest
(Clown’s a piece of shit, ooh, ooh)
‘Cause Forty-seven is too blame

Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Donald’s an Orange Prolapsin’ fart
Full of shit,
Laura E. Loomer
Ooh, ooh, Laura E. Loomer
Her dildo toy ooh, ooh, ooh

 
I Heard A Rumour
Bananarama

Who needs friends who never show
I'll tell you what you want to know
I could have saved a broken heart
If I'd found out long ago

I'm just thinking about
Those lonely nights
(I'm just thinking about when I waited)
When I waited for your call
'Til I found out
All my friends were right
('Til I found out, ooh, ooh)
I didn't know you at all

I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
They say you got a broken heart
I heard it,
I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh

Now it seems they're telling me
You've changed your wicked ways
But should I give you a second chance
Baby, I'm too afraid

So you realise what hurt you made
(So you realise the love)
And the love you threw away
How can I forgive or soon forget
(How can I forgive, ooh, ooh)
It's never gonna be the same

I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
They say you got a broken heart
I heard it,
I heard a rumour
Ooh, ooh, I heard a rumour
Yes I did, boy ooh, ooh, ooh

Bananarama has never split the Burgh.  Never seen 'em.

Not a big fan of their band name.  Nor do I like bananas.  However, I did occasionally play their cover of "Venus" at the Wheeling Park dances back in 1986.  It would elicit shrieks of joy from the teenage girls in a way that would make the late Jeff Epstein very proud.

In other news regarding bananas... the Savannah Bananas are cuming to Pittsburgh this weekend.

PNC Park!

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama) 

Please do not share this material with President Donald J. Trump.

#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow

The Orange Prolapse is a total shitshow.

Spotted on the Rachel Carson Bridge.  E-gad!  For the love of Marine biologists!

Bag it, tag it, sell it to the yinzer at the store!

MAGA!

Take notice.  This is what happens in a back alley when you put a Strip Bar in the Cultural District.

Buccos lost to the Cardinals last night in St. Louie (7-6).  

Smithfield St. is slowly turning into Shitfield Street.

I, sonofsaf, am the reigning champion of our Wheeling Feeling Fantasy Football club.  Draft day will soon be upon us.

Trumpin and Dumpin is alive and well in the Burgh.

Here we go Steelers.  Here we go.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 

 

 

Donald Trump’s A Total Shitshow
sonofsaf

Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

He’s the shittiest Orange Prolapse fart (screw you)
He’s spreading the big lie as his asshole parts
Donald Trump’s butt (it) leaves a stain (fuck yeah)
Mike Pence let us hang Trump’s defeat was to blame
Jared's a damn Jew
Chugging Bud Light
GOP’s beholden to the far right
Forty-seven is inbred
Stormy’s creaming, D-g damn I wish (that) horseface was dead 

Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Stormy Daniels is a fucking ho-ho
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Why so full of bullshit and I wish he'd die
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Jared Kushner is a Jewish homo
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow (ah)
Fake news can’t see the light
He’s spreading the big lie

Big Mac with small fries isn’t okay (screw you)
He’s a MAGA Bud Lighter hip hip hooray
More Bud Light and Anheuser shame (fuck yeah)
Biggest piece of shit asshole is to blame

Forty-five’s shady, and a tool
The Donald’s lazy and a god damn fool
Fat crybaby, orange not white  
Trump’s romancing, Stormy Daniels took a bite

Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Stormy Daniels is a fucking ho-ho
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Why so full of bullshit and I wish he'd die
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Jared Kushner is a Jewish homo
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow (ah)
Fake news can’t see the light
He’s spreading the big lie (yeah, yeah, yeah, baby)

(Donald Trump)
(Donald Trump)

Ivanka’s crazy, more Bud Light
Trump’s romancing Proud Boys that’s right
The Donald’s hair, butt the cosplay’s red 
Trump romance, Kristi Noem’s inbred (yeah, yeah)

(Donald Trump)

Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Stormy Daniels is a fucking ho-ho
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Why so full of bullshit and I wish he'd die
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow
Jared Kushner is a Jewish homo
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow (ah)
Fake news can’t see the light
Donald Trump’s a total shitshow, doesn’t care about a lake in fucking Lake Tahoe
Trump romancing

(White House bedroom)

(White House bedroom)

 

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
Wham

Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug

You put the boom-boom into my heart (do do)
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain (yeah yeah)
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go (ah)
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way (do do)
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame (yeah yeah)
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go (ah)
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead (yeah, yeah)

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go (ah)
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
Yo-yo
Take me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom-boom)

(Boom-boom-boom-boom) 

Possibly the worst case of lip-synching since Milli Vanilla.  Girl you know it's true.

Lengthy parody.  Butt I thought I did it justice.

Wham never bammed the Burgh.  However, George Michael did sodomize Pittsburgh with a solo show at the Civic Arena back in 1988.  I was not in attendance.  

Favorite tune?  Probably Father Figure.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)  

Please do not share this material with President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#3417. Jeff Crank

The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Colorado Congressman Jeff Crank for the state's 5th District.

 

 

 

White Claw.  Brown Dump.

There are no words.

Patriotic dusting.  MAGA!

 

 Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

 

 

Jeff Crank
sonofsaf

Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah

Stormy D. and Tahoe thrills
Trump is a slob and so is Jeffrey Crank
A shitty dud who really stinks
Such a shame to be Jeff Crank

Forty-five’s a fucking dud
McDonald’s undigested tiny mushroom stud
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Yeah Jeff Crank

Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank, yeah

Donald Trump is a piece of shit
God forsaker’s name is Jeff Crank

Forty-seven whore’s a fucking queer 
When he paid off Stormy
Jeff Crank

Forty-five’s a fucking dud
McDonald’s undigested tiny mushroom stud
Jeff Crank Jeff Crank
Yeah, Jeff Crank 

 

Blood Bank
Macabre

Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah
Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah

With his combat medic skills
Jeff got a job at the local blood bank
Milwaukee blood and plasma inc
Was the name of the blood bank

Drawing the donated blood
He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud
Blood bank blood bank
Yeah blood bank

Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah
Blood bank blood bank
Blood bank blood bank, yeah

Jeff became a phlebotomist
A blood taker at the blood bank

He held this job for about a year
Then was laid off from the
Blood bank

Drawing the donated blood
He would soon be arrested for exposing his pud
Blood bank blood bank
Yeah, blood bank

From 1993 to 2010, Macabre played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre) 

Please do not share this material with Jeff Crank (R-CO) and/or President Donald J. Trump.