#3457. Tyrus

Pro wrestler Tyrus traded in his WWE title belt...

for a recurring spot on Fox News.  It's often difficult to figure out which format is "more fake."  Both entities seem to embrace blurring the lines between fiction and reality.

 

Steelers got beat by the Seahawks yesterday at Acrisure. (31-17)

 

Tyrus
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s promised land’s crooked instead
with the losers and he suckers
Stormy nudie uses his golden throne near classified documents
‘Cause the Trumpin’ and dumpin’s excremental
Forty-seven’s a cunt

The social posts on Truth are full of fake shit
And George “Tyrus” gonna lie ‘bout Tahoe Lake shit
And Trump Towers, his towers are all inflated
His daughter’s bullshit
His daughter’s port-a-jon

Donald Trump’s promised land’s crooked instead
with the mothers and the fuckers
Stormy nudie uses his golden throne gonna shake her titties don’t fret
Insurrection and big lies to foment
The Donald’s a clown 

Iris
Live

I liked the way my hand looked on your head
in the presence of my knuckles
but the beauty of this vision alone just like yesterday's sunset
has been perverted by the sentimental
and mistaken for love

the felix of your truth will always break
it and the iris of your eye will always shake it
and the armies, the armies I have created
will always hate it
will always bait you on

I liked the way my hand looked on your head
in the presence of my struggle
but the beauty of this vision alone I can't shake from my tree just yet
it keeps invading all my private moments
listen to me now

 

 

In the late 90's, there were a bunch of suck bands... Collective Soul, Spin Doctors, Nickleback, etc.  

Live and Ed Kowalczyk were a major exception.

Live: 

8-11-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

8-14-97, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

5-28-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

7-18-04, Chevrolet Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA

Not a good name for a band.  Very annoying if you perform an actual search.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

Please do not share this material with George "Tyrus" Murdoch and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3456. Tyrus

According to the Orange Prolapse, Tyrus is the greatest pro wrestler ever.

Except for the late Hulk Hogan.

A rare Brownie Dump.

 

Andy Warhol Bridge.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

Mark 10:12

  

Tyrus
sonofsaf

Trump Towers ain’t so hot, there’s no doubt
Shitshow from a creep’s so fucked up
George Tyrus bends over
Twat and crook that’s right
More Bud Light
No hard-on, tiny mushroom n’at
Mother, fucker, blow… 
He’s gay in Trump Tower
Tower Trump Tower
Tower Trump Tower

Trump Towers will excite, Trump Towers amen
Whore mother’s a Euro-Slovenian
George Tyrus bends over
MAGA will fight
Less Bud Light
Soft hard-on, tiny mushroom na’t
Mother, fucker, blow…
He’s gay in Trump Tower
Tower Trump Tower
Tower Trump Tower

 

Iris 
The Breeders

Four hours in the pot, one hour out 
It grows and I sleep standing up 
When Iris sleeps over 
What a book she'll write 
Oh last night 
Oh come on, nobody wants that 
Sister, sister, Oh... 
We play hour by hour 
Hour by hour 
Hour by hour 

Four hours to daylight, four hours and then 
Pour water on me til I live again 
When Iris sleeps over 
It'll be alright 
All last night 
But come on, nobody wants that 
Sister, sister, oh... 
We play hour by hour 
Hour by hour 
Hour by hour

I once considered making a bumper sticker that said...

"Thanks for not breeding!"

But decided against it.

From 1994 to 2018, The Breeders came in the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

Please do not share this material with George "Tyrus" Murdoch and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3455. Tyrus

The Orange Prolapse speaks very highly of George "Tyrus" Murdoch.

It was my Great Honor to write the Foreword for George “Tyrus” Murdoch’s (Is he related to Rupert Murdoch?) new Book, “WHAT IT IS, AMERICA.” 

 

I have been fortunate in getting to know Tyrus, and he is a very smart and talented guy — And also a very good man. Throughout his career in Professional Wrestling and Television, he has earned the respect and admiration of millions. While Late Night Television Ratings have rapidly declined for others, Tyrus, working with the incredible Greg Gutfeld, and a group of wonderful people, have created something very special — A Late Night Show that is destroying Traditional Late Night Television, and the Radical Left who preside over it, in TV Ratings and beyond. Tyrus, using his iconic Wit, Humor, and Charm, to target the Deranged Trump Haters, and their joyless campaign against the American Way of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, is a STAR. He became famous for saying, long before the Election, “Why we are talking about the 2024 Presidential Election? It’s OVER. TRUMP is going to win, and everyone knows it. It’s a waste of time to talk about it. They’re not going to beat him, and they never will.” I used to laugh when I heard it, but he was right. In his wonderful new Book, Tyrus tells the true story of the 2024 Presidential Election, with his own unique insights, strongly rooted in Common Sense and Love for our Country. This Book is fantastic — Enjoy!

In the Burgh, we yinzers speak very highly of Trump Dumps... and all the fixins.

 

 

 

Tyrus
sonofsaf

So why’s Ivanka Kushner a dumb Jew?
Job to blow, stop the steal, god damn clown
Forty-five, Forty-seven they’re both so ugly
‘Cause The Donald’s a syndrome of down

Insurrection Proud Boys will foment
Insurrection Euro-trash wife
George Tyrus Murdoch’s bending over
Why is his asshole pissing Bud Light?

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

MAGA delightful queers will be cuming
Wore a bone spurs cunt douchebag disguise
A silicon meal from her boobies
Yeah, Stormy’s gonna show her sex drive

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

 

Iris
Goo Goo Dolls

And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't wanna go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
When sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

  

I totally despise this song.  With all my heart, and all my soul, with all my mind and strength. 

From 1988 to the present, the Goo Goo Dolls have played the Burgh an impressive 25 times.

 

Now that... is far too much Goo.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

Please do not share this material with George "Tyrus" Murdoch and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#3454. Russ Diamond

Pennsylvania legislator Russ Diamond just proposed a national holiday for Charlie Kirk.

 

I'm proposing a national day of unity called "Dump Day" commemorating the birth of the Orange Prolapse (6-14-46).

Former NRA President Wayne LaPierre is advocating for a Tyler Robinson Day.

 

Spotted near Acrisure Stadium.  Seahawks beat the Steelers today 31-17.  

 

Speaking of "days," I thought today might see a dominipede (domino stampede of 9 NFL stadiums and 10 MLB stadiums).  Apparently I was incorrect.  As far as I can tell, no such event transpired.  The decentralized AI-driven catastrophe, one that would make 9/11 look like a kindergarten bake sale, will likely be postponed until next year.  

Hint #1: 9-13-26 around 3pm

Hint #2: 25th Anniversary of 9/11.

 

Russ Diamond
sonofsaf

Trump trick or treat ain’t forgiving
Tiny Mushroom ain’t fun
Any wonder he’s scum
Bullshit

Trump trick or treat ain’t forgiving
Tiny Mushroom ain’t fun
The Lake of Tahoe ain’t BeBest
Any wonder he’s scum

Screw, Russ Diamond
Screw, Russ Diamond

Trump’s toilet stall is so shitty
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew (ooh fuck you)
An itty bitty committee
Some tits and incest for you, shitshow 

Screw, Russ Diamond
Screw, Russ Diamond

Trump trick or treat ain’t forgiving
Tiny Mushroom ain’t fun (ooh fuck you)
The Lake of Tahoe ain’t BeBest
Any wonder he’s scum

Screw, Russ Diamond, meh
Screw, Russ Diamond 

 

Black Diamond
Kiss

Out on the street for a living
Picture's only begun (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got you under their thumb
Hit it

Out on the streets for a living
Picture's only begun
Your day is sorrow and madness
Got you under their thumb

Whoo, black diamond
Whoo, black diamond

Darkness will fall on the city
It seems to follow you too (ooh-ooh-ooh)
And though you don't ask for pity
There's nothing that you can do, no, no

Whoo, black diamond
Whoo, black diamond

Out on the streets for a living
Picture's only begun (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Your day is sorrow and madness
Got you under their thumb

Whoo, black diamond, yeah
Whoo, black diamond

 

My third parody of the Kiss classic.  Probably my favorite Kiss tune.  Mostly due to the decreased emphasis on Paul's chest hair and Gene's face. 

#1280.  King Diamond

#1666.  Black Diamond

#3454.  Russ Diamond

Honorable mention:  Detroit Rock City

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

Please do not share this material with Russ Diamond and/or President Donald J. Trump.