The wealthiest human being on the planet earth...
just spent a half billion dollars to effectively shit in a...
Not good.
Elon
sonofsaf
Elon
Not strong
Stormy’s Triple D. has porn tits to flaunt
Cocksnot
Cocksnot
Big lies are not pretend
Trump’s insurrection plan
Ivanka’s an asshole too
Kosher, Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Melania’s queer, Elon
Stormy whore’s a cunt
Slow twat, słow twat
Lake Tahoe was softcore
Tiny mushroom penis ain’t hardcore
Softcore, softcore
Send Trump to fuckin’ hell
An Orange Prolapsin’ smell
Bud Light he’s never drinking
Butt Trump is always fuckin’ stinking
Just don’t lie
Or spread a con
Elon, Stormy D. has some tits to flaunt
Cocksnot
Cocksnot
Thunder & Lightning are so very hot
Elon
Elon
Dear John
Cyndi Lauper
Dear John
What's wrong?
Why can't you just be anything you want?
Why not?
Why not?
I tried to tell you then
You didn't understand
They try and pigeonhole you
Buddy, they don't even know you
But hang on my dear, dear, John
Maybe you're not just like everyone
So what, so what
And there's more to live for
Than some abbreviated encore
Much more, much more
You can't define yourself
In terms of someone else
You can't say what you're thinking?
But I don't know what you've been drinking
But don't cry
'Cause life goes on
Dear John, you could be anything you want
Why not?
Why not?
Why you could even be an astronaut
Dear John
Dear John
From 1983 to the present, Cyndi Lauper has she-bopped the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
I always had great respect for her MTV-father-figure Captain Lou Albano. Particularly when he managed WWF Intercontinental Champion Don Muraco. Especially with those rubber bands tearing up his face.
Seriously, WTF was that?
Cyndi Lauper:
8-11-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Rod Stewart)
