#1073. Brady (You're So Fucked Up)

From a song parody writer's perspective, the R&B, Disco, Motown era stuff is often challenging.  Lyrics, tempo, etc.  However, I did pull off a semi-respectable version of Disco Inferno (#221).  In Oklahoma.

This one's a continuation of the Tom Brady series.  

It turned out pretty much spot on.  Perhaps it's the culmination.

 

 

Brady (You’re So Fucked Up)
sonofsaf

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown
Brady, you are the syndrome of a down

You came on my face not remotely
Vision impaired
So much cum seems to be unholy
You didn’t care

The human race is urinary
And also cum
Defiled you watch pornography
You’re number one

Brady (Anal Brady), you’re so fucked up a damn clown
(Asshole’s in town)
Brady, you are the syndrome of a down
(Are the syndrome of a down, yeah)
Brady, you make his asshole feel the pain (Yeah)
Brady his wife Gisele we’re gonna blame

His ass requires violation
It’s all part of the plan
You are the dope of fornication
Orange Prolapse is a fan

There can’t be any more delaying
Time’s up is all
Rectum it needs some extra training
You make the call

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown (What a damn clown)
Brady (Brady) you are the syndrome of a down

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown (What a damn clown)
Brady (Yeah) you are the syndrome of a down
(You are the syndrome of a down)
Brady (Anal Brady), you make his asshole feel the pain
Brady his wife Gisele we’re gonna blame
(Gisele we’re gonna blame, yeah)
Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown (What a damn clown)
Brady (Brady) you are the syndrome of a down
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brady)

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown
Brady, you are the syndrome of a down

Brady…

Lady (You Bring Me Up)
The Commodores

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down
Maybe you're gonna change my life around

You came to me when I was lonely
And no one cared
You made me see that I was only
Just running scared

I saw your face and something told me
You were the one
You smiled at me and now I see
My life's begun

Lady (Pretty lady), you bring me up when I'm down
(Up when I'm down)
Maybe you're gonna change my life around
(Gonna change my life around, yeah)
Lady, you brought me in from out the rain (Yeah)
Maybe my life will never be the same

Once I was filled with desperation
A solitary man
You gave me hope and inspiration
Like only true love can

Now I believe in what you're saying
I'm ten feet tall
This love don't need no explaining
We've got it all

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down (Up when I'm down)
Maybe (Maybe) you're gonna change my life around

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down (Up when I'm down)
Maybe (Yeah) you're gonna change my life around
(You're gonna change my life around)
Lady (Pretty lady), you brought me in from out the rain
Maybe my life will never be the same
(It'll never be the same, yeah)
Lady, you bring me up when I'm down (Up when I'm down)
Maybe (Maybe) you're gonna change my life around
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, lady)

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down
Maybe you're gonna change my life around

Lady...

The original Commodores played the Burgh 4 times back in the late 70's/early 80's.  All four shows were at the Civic Arena.  Lionel Richie showed up at the arena on 3 occasions in the mid 80's.  Didn't catch any of these shows.

Top 10 T.B.

#1024.  Brady Tom Was The Boy Wonder (Baby Don't Forget My Number - Milli Vanilli)

#1025.  Brady Nirvana (Lady Madonna - The Beatles)

#1026.  You Suck Like Tom Brady (Dud Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith)

#1027.  Brady's Camel Toe (Lady Picture Show - Stone Temple Pilots)

#1028.  Brady With A Lime (Baby One More Time - Britney Spears)

#1029.  Brady (Lady - Little River Band)

#1030.  Gay Brady Gay (Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan)

#81.  The Brady Cunt (The Brady Bunch - Theme song)

#551.  Trump Hates Tom Brady (The Real Slim Shady - Eminem)

NFL.  Brady (Lady - Styx)

#1073.  Brady, You're So Fucked Up  (Lady, You Bring Me Up - The Commodores)

Please do not share this material with retired QB Tom Brady.

#1072. Babin

Ten days ago, with the Texas primary quickly approaching on March 1, Trump endorsed incumbent Dr. Brian Babin (R-TX).

 

I was curious to see what kind of physician Babin is.  Would you believe he's a fucking procotologist?  So in essence, you've got an Orange Prolapse "supporting" an ass doctor.  Call me crazy, but doesn't that seem like some twisted version of anal nepotism?  Or at the very least "crony-jism?"

 

 

Babin
sonofsaf

Babin’s not your friend
Penis has a bend
A bent enemy
Carrot for your money

Just for what it’s worth
Mentally a dearth
You cannot pretend
Message it will send

Pressure

Liar
Fucking you up the ass instead
Congressman Babin
Fucking you up the ass instead
Congressman Brian Babin

Always seeking wealth
McDonald’s his health
He is a has been
Seven deadly sins

Jagged little pill
Texas wants anal
So very hardcore
Asshole’s really sore

Pressure

Liar
Fucking you up the ass instead
Congressman Babin
Fucking you up the ass instead
Congressman Brian Babin

Babin

Asshole nation…constipation…defecation…the big lies
Pervert nation…no castration…all occasions…sodomize

Fuck your mother
Megadeth
He causes strife

Stormy nation…augmentation…fornication…a disgrace
Masturbation… urination…lubrication…wanna taste

One another
Doing meth
Part of the big lie

Golfer wants to play
Trump is very gay
Yinzers have no fear
He’ll take it like a queer

Asshole feels the pain
Very much disdain
Use a loaded gun
Sodomy is fun

Pressure

Liar
Fucking you up the ass instead
Congressman Babin
Fucking you up the ass instead
Congressman Brian Babin
All the notions of democracy
Freedom totally
Will get fucked in the ass you’ll see
Congressman Brian Babin

Babin

 

Blackened
Metallica

Blackened is the end
Winter it will send
Throwing all you see
Into obscurity

Death of Mother Earth
Never a rebirth
Evolution’s end
Never will it mend

Never

Fire
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Blackened is the end
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Color our world blackened

Blistering of earth
Terminate its worth
Deadly nicotine
Kills what might have been

Callous frigid chill
Nothing left to kill
Never seen before
Breathing nevermore

Never

Fire
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Blackened is the end
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Color our world blackened

Blackened

Opposition...contradiction...premonition...compromise
Agitation...violation...mutilation...planet dies

Darkest color
Blistered earth
True death of life

Termination...expiration...cancellation...human race
Expectation...liberation...population...lay to waste

See our mother
Put to death
See our mother die

Smoldering decay
Take her breath away
Millions of our years
In minutes disappears

Darkening in vain
Decadence remains
All is said and done
Never is the sun

Never

Fire
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Blackened is the end
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Fire
Is the outcome of hypocrisy
Darkest potency
In the exit of humanity
Color our world blackened

Blackened

Favorite Metallica album?  Gotta go with the obvious.  Master Of Puppets.  Favorite song off And Justice For All?  Blackened.

So in the summer of 2022, Metallica's playing only two stadium shows in the entire United States.  Buffalo & f'in Pittsburgh!  PNC Park to be precise.  For concerts, I prefer the ballpark as opposed to the stadium.  Same tailgating scene but Heinz Field (soon to be renamed UPMC Stadium) has a slight boomy echo.  Anyway, so here's my renegade idea for a t-shirt.

On the front:  When PNC Park's a rockin', you gotta stick your cock in" (pic of a boner about to enter the home plate entrance of PNC Park)

On the back:  Metallica Rules.  Pittsburgh Pirates suck. (skyline background from the outfield)

Metallica:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH

11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH

4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 

3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

I was solo in the parking lot, tailgating/scalping a Metallica show at Star Lake on July 22, 1998.  But for some ungodly reason, I bolted as the show started.  Never went in.  Exited the lot with the windows down listening to Sad But True.  I realize this was 24 years ago.  But if anyone can shed some light at to why I bailed, I'd be curious to finally solve this mystery.  Not eternally grateful.  Just curious.  My best guesses would be: 

1) ulcerative colitis flare-up 

2) wedding reception 

3) the prospect of a romantic endeavor

4) general state of disinterest (Is it just me?  Or did anyone else think that Metallica grew a little annoying?  Uh, for about a decade.)

The Big Lie 100: (#286)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)   

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters) 

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)  

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses) 

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast) 

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon) 

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)

 

#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)

 

#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

#785.  Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)

#788.  Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)

#789.  Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)

#790.  Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#791.  The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)

#796.  Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)

#797.  Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)

#798.  Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#800.  The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)

#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk --- Ratt)

 

#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)

 

#807.  Political Space (Critical Race --- The Republican Party)

 

#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)

  

#811.  Republican (Alone Again --- Dokken)

#812.  Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)

#813.  Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)

#816.  Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)

#823.  Astro (world)? Not!  (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)

#824.  Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)

#825.  A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#830.  Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)

#833.  Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)

#834.  Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)

#837.  He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)

#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#839.  Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)

#840.  Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)

#842.  Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)

#843.  Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)

#844.  A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)

#845.  Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)

#846.  Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)

#847.  Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry) 

#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

#850.  Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)

#853.  Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)

#854.  Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)

#855.  Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#859.  Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn) 

#860.  The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)

#861.  Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)

#862.  Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)

#863.  Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#864.  Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)

#865.  Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)

#867.  Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#871.  Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#872.  Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)

#876.  Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)

#880.  Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)

#881.  Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street) 

#882.  Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)

#883.  Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)

#884.  Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)

#885.  Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)

#888.  Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)

#890.  Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#891.  Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)

#893.  David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)

#894.  Cox  (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#896.  Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)

#898.  Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)

#899.  Beth (Beth --- Kiss)

#901.  Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)

#902.  Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)

#903.  Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)

#904.  Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)

#905.  Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)

#906.  The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#907.  Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#908.  Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#910.  Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)

#911.  Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)

#912.  Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#914.  Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)

#915.  She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)

#917.  Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)

#918.  The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)

#919.  The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)

#920.  BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)

#921.  Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)

#925.  Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)

#926.  Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)

#929.  Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)

#931.  Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#932.  All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#934.  Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)

#936.  Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)

#937.  Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)

#938.  Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)

#939.  Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)

#940.  He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#941.  Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)

#942.  Lee (Free --- Phish)

#943.  Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)

#944.  There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)

#945.  Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)

#946.  Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)

#947.  Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)

#948.  John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#949.  Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)

#950.  Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)

#951.  Mayes (Maze --- Phish)

#953.  Mayes (Graze --- Live)

#954.  Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)

#955.  Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#956.  Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)

#957.  Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#958.  Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#960.  Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)

#962.  Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)

#963.  Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)

#966.  Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)

#967.  Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#968.  We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones) 

#970.  Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)

#972.  Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)

#973.  Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)

#974.  Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)

#976.  Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)

#977.  Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)

#978.  Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)

#979.  Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#980.  McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)

#981.  Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)

#982.  Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#983.  Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)

#985.  Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)

#986.  Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)

#987.  Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#988.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)

#989.  Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)

#990.  Q Syndrome Stewart Rhodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#991.  Mr. Hoadley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#992.  Fuck Michael Cloud (Shout It Out Loud --- Kiss)

#993.  Diaz-Balart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#995.  Ducey Fucking Broke Her Hymen (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds --- The Beatles)

#999.  Let's Go Brandon (I'm Still Standing --- Elton John)

#1001.  Dave Perdue (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#1002.  Senator Thune (Romeo's Tune --- Steve Forbert)

#1003.  Cornyn's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)

#1004.  Sam DeMarco (The Black Widow --- Alice Cooper)

#1005.  Davidson (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#1006.  He's Warren Davidson (It's Only Just Begun --- The Carpenters)

#1008.  Jones (Bones --- Radiohead)

#1010.  The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#1011.  Donald's A Clown (To Lay Me Down --- Grateful Dead)

#1012.  Donald's A Liar (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#1013.  Geoff Diehl (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#1014.  Tennessee Lee (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1015.  Warren Davidson (When The Sun Goes Down --- Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker)

#1016.  Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#1017.  Somebody Save Me (Governor Bill Lee --- Cinderella)

#1018.  Budd Is A Liar (Mud On The Tires --- Brad Paisley)

#1019.  A Coup D'etat (Breaking The Law --- Judas Priest)

#1021.  Bill Lee (Shake Me --- Cinderella)

#1022.  Trump Is Not White (Big City Nights --- Scorpions)

#1023.  Long The Big Lie (Long Slow Goodbye --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1031.  Russell Fry (Private Eyes --- Hall & Oats)

#1033.  We're Sending Mike Pence Straight To Hell (We're Sending Our Love Down The Well --- The Simpsons)

#1034.  Lisa McClain (Mistress Of Pain --- Death Angel)

#1035.  Senator Thune (Picasso Moon --- Grateful Dead)

#1036.  Madison Cawthorn (Darlington County --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1037.  Bannon's A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#1039.  Stop The Steal (Seal The Deal --- Volbeat)

#1040.  A Fat Orange Clown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty)

#1041.  Tenney's Full Of Bullshit (Any Way You Want It --- Journey)

#1042.  Donald Trump's A Cunt ('Til The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)

#1043.  Donald Trump's A Liar (Set The World Afire --- Megadeth)

#1045.  Donald Trump Is To Blame (Where The Streets Have No Name --- U2)

#1046.  Palin (Lemon --- U2)

#1047.  Palin (Woman --- John Lennon)

#1048.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1049.  Finchem (Wisdom --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1053.  Beat Peters (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#1054.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Weezer)

#1055.  Georgia's Jody (David Bowie --- Phish)

#1056.  Donald (Fluffhead --- Phish)

#1057.  Granger's Bone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1058.  Babin's A Dildo (Cabin Down Below --- Tom Petty)

#1059.  Donald's Mother (Wolfman's Brother --- Phish)

#1060.  Lack Of Administration (Lack Of Communication --- Ratt)

#1061.  CPAC (Get Back --- Paul McCartney)

#1062.  Long Is A Cunt (Long May You Run --- Neil Young)

#1063.  Donald Trump Can Go To Hell (Like To Get To Know You Well --- Howard Jones)

#1064.  Scott Is A Jerk (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1066.  Dr. Crowley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1067.  CPAC! (Attack! --- Agnostic Front)

#1069.  Steve Toth (The Sloth --- Phish)

#1070.  Rick Scott (Red Hot -- Motley Crue)

#1071.  Donald Has A Wife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#1072.  Babin (Blackened --- Metallica)

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