#3369. Jeffrey Epstein Files

Today's the big day.  Todd Blanche, the Deputy AG (and former private Trump attorney) will be interviewing AP (Assistant Pedophile) Ghislaine Maxwell.

Obviously, Blanche will be dangling a pardon straight outta the Orange Prolapse.  That's assuming Maxwell's willing to publicly testify before Congress and say that Trump is totally innocent.  Not to mention a perfect human being.  Hey, after all, Donald's the true victim here.  Not the 1000+ teenagers who were raped, molested, and sexually assaulted by her former boss.

Hmm, seems like the Orange Prolapse is in a lose-lose situation.  Mitigation 101, eh?

With all these mass ideological firings... and all the federal attention (DHS, FBI, DOJ, DNI, etc.) devoted exclusivelyto the Epstein Files, and The House being prematurely dismissed until they reconvene on September 22, and now the imbecilic resurgence of the 2016 Obama-Russian election collusion nonsense... it strikes me as an ideal opportunity for an asymmetric cyber-disaster.  

 

Think in terms of the NFL and MLB on Sunday, September 14 around 3:04 pm.  Hint: the wireless equivalent of shouting "EVACUATE" in packed stadiums and ballparks.

Then again who really gives a shit?

Hint: because bad things never happen... until they happen. 

 

Jeffrey Epstein Files
sonofsaf

Lake Tahoe was stormy, it can’t be denied
Lake Tahoe was tragic and so very unwise 

Jeffrey Epstein files and files and files and files and files
Fuck yeah

Shithead stinks it’s a shitshow no doubt his tiny mushroom’s gay
And Kushner’s a Jew who is miserably in a state of decay

Hell, Ivanka’s a Jew
With Jared Kushner to screw
A kosher pedophile
Epstein will defile

Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files and files and files and files
Fuck yeah

Trump’s pornographic lust is on point with motorboat hooray
The Donald’s scolding and spreading big lies because the mid-terms are in play

Porn star Stormy D.
Her tits were not free
‘Cause fake boobs are in style
Jeff’s a pedophile

Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files and files and files and files
Fuck yeah

Lake Tahoe was stormy, it can’t be denied
Lake Tahoe was tragic and so very unwise 

Jeffrey Epstein files and files and files and files and files
Fuck yeah

Trump is a coward and a fat asshole whose cum looks like mayonnaise
A Mar-A-Lago golden toilet stall receives classified praise

Hell, Ivanka’s a Jew
With Jared Kushner to screw
A kosher pedophile
Epstein will defile

Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files and files and files and files
And files and files and files and files

Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files
Jeffrey Epstein files and files
 

I Can See For Miles
The Who

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

If you think that I don't know about the little tricks you've played
And never see you when deliberately you put things in my way

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

You took advantage of my trust in you when I was so far away
I saw you holding lots of other guys and now you've got the nerve to say

That you still want me
Well, that's as may be
But you gotta stand trial
Because all the while

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's magic in my eyes

I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see on clear days
You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
And miles and miles and miles and miles

I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles

 

 

Difficult parody.  Challenging, rambling lyrics.

My second parody of The Who classic.  Four years ago, I penned #262.  I Can Sue Les Miles (regarding former LSU Head Football Coach).

The Who:

7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH*

11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

* - One of my favorite sneak-ins.

The Big Lie:  (#2489)

#3000.  Kash (Stash --- Phish)

#3001.  Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)

#3002.  Bannon (Cannon --- Jack White)

#3003.  Kash (Trash --- New York Dolls)

#3004.  Ashley Moody (Call Of Duty --- Anvil)

#3005.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#3006.  TikTok (Bangkok --- Destroyer)

#3007.  Michael Vrabel (God Is Able --- Planetshakers)

#3008.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)

#3009.  Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)

#3010.  Mulligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Big Lie --- Lin Manuel Miranda)

#3011.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3012.  Hegseth (Macbeth --- Frank Turner & Jon Snodgrass)

#3013.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Ratt)

#3014.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Harem Scarem)

#3015.  Trumpin' & Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Paula Cole)

#3016.  Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)

#3017.  Ivanka's A Cunt (Memories Of Love --- Chicago)

#3018.  The J-6 Hostages (Song For The Hostages --- Five For Fighting)

#3019.  Stormy D.'s A Cunt (Memory Of Love --- Elton John)

#3020.  Jeff Van Drew (Thru And Thru --- Rolling Stones)

#3021.  Jeff Van Drew (Not For You --- Pearl Jam)

#3022.  Daniel Ball (Alcohol --- Butthole Surfers)

#3023.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Grateful Dead)

#3024.  Pardon (Garden --- Pearl Jam)

#3025.  Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided by Voices)

#3026.  Trump Dumpin' Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3027.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Garden Of Eden --- Chinchilla)

#3028.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Inner Circle)

#3029.  Guy Reffitt (Forget It --- Rodriguez)

#3030.  Reffitt (Bullshit --- Guttermouth)

#3031.  Oath Keeper Rhodes (So Many Roads --- Joe Bonamassa)

#3032.  Trump Forever (Come Together --- Soundgarden)

#3033.  Trump Trump Trump (Dump Dump Dump --- Urge Overkill)

#3034.  Donald J. Trump's A Clown (Who Can It Be Now --- Men At Work)

#3035.  Proud Boys Will Defile (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#3036.  Proud Boys (Bad Boys --- Whitesnake)

#3037.  Hegseth (Last Breath --- Low)

#3038.  Trump Wants A Tariff (I Shot The Sheriff --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3039.  A Tariff (The Sheriff --- The Strumbellas)

#3040.  Andrew Kloster (Great Imposter --- The Fleetwoods)

#3041.  Go To Hell / Benjamin Black (Morning Bell / Amnesiac --- Radiohead)

#3042.  Netanyahu (Who's Cheatin' Who --- Alan Jackson)

#3043.  Trump's A Cunt (For Your Love --- The Yardbirds)

#3044.  Brendan Carr (Lucky Star --- Madonna)

#3045.  Marocco's Load (Tobacco Road --- David Lee Roth)

#3046.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Nessa Barrett)

#3047.  Noem (Rome --- Yeasayer)

#3048.  Brendan Carr (Superstar --- Social Distortion)

#3049.  FCC's Brendan Carr (You Are My Lucky Star --- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds)

#3050. McClain (Insane --- The Hives)

#3051.  Paula White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3052.  Paula White (Candlelight --- The Mystery Writers)

#3053.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

#3054.  Elon Musk's DOGE (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham

#3055.  Unanue (Day By Day --- The Hooters

#3056.  Finland's Howard Brodie (On Top Of Old Smoky --- Burl Ives

#3057.  Elon's DOGE (Vintage Clothes --- Paul McCartney)

#3058.  Paula White (Parasite --- Kiss)

#3059.  Brendan Carr (Caviar --- Wavves)

#3060.  Taake's Fuckin' Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

#3061.  Brendan Carr (lucky star --- Ricky Nelson)

#3062.  Whore Paula White's A Cunt (Your Inner Light Is Love --- Right Said Fred)

#3063.  The Biggest Lie (I Wonder Why --- Sha Na Na)

#3064.  Nancy Mace (Damage Case --- Motorhead)

#3065.  Emil Bove (Hello Hooray --- Alice Cooper)

#3066.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Mr. Kitty)

#3067.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Sly & The Family Stone)

#3068.  Kellogg (Black Dog --- Led Zeppelin)

#3069.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Elvis Presley)

#3070.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta)

#3071.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- They Might Be Giants)

#3072.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Lemonheads)

#3073.  Trance (Vance --- Screeching Weasel)

#3074.  JD Vance (Second Chance --- Don Williams)

#3075.  Kellogg (Hot Dog --- Mark Knopfler)

#3076.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Patti LaBelle)

#3077.  Edward Robert Martin (Fightin' Fuckin' Fartin' --- Wheeler Walker Jr.)

#3078.  Vance (Dance --- Jesus Culture)

#3079.  Tucker (Sucker --- Marcus King)

#3080.  Congressman Hern's Pink Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#3081.  Turn! Turn! Turn!  (Hern! Hern! Hern! --- The Byrds)

#3082.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn My Back On Love --- Triumph)

#3083.  Hern's A Fuckin' Cunt (Turn It Into Love --- Kylie Minogue)

#3084.  Terry Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)

#3085.  Tenney's A Piece Of Shit (Any Way You Want It --- The Ramones)

#3086.  Jack Posobiec (Right Side Of My Neck --- Faye Webster)

#3087.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- Buck Owens)

#3088.  JD Vance (If By Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3089.  JD Vance (Take A Chance --- Chicago)

#3090.  Usha (Russia --- Tori Amos)

#3091.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Carly Simon)

#3092.  JD Vance (Half A Chance --- Vince Gill)

#3093.  Schimel Plan (Simple Man --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3094.  Schimel (Simple --- Phish)

#3095.  Caine (Rain --- Planetshakers)

#3096.  Caine (Rain --- Skinny Puppy)

#3097.  Caine (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#3098.  Caine (Rain --- Grateful Dead)

#3099.  Dan Bongino (Love Casino --- Lenny Kravitz)

#3100.  Bongino (Casino --- Gleemer)

#3101.   Trumpin' Dumpin' Ass: He's Always Shittin' --- (Living Loving: She's Just A Woman --- Led Zeppelin)

#3102.  JD Vance (Song And Dance --- The Sound)

#3103.  Amy Gleason (Feels Like Treason --- Magnum)

#3104.  Jimmy Fuckin' Comer (Gary's Got A Boner --- The Replacements)

#3105.  Gleason (Reason --- The Cranberries)

#3106.  The Donald's Gay (This Is The Day --- The The)

#3107.  Dan Caine (Cocaine -- Eric Clapton)

#3108.  Ryan Woods (Damaged Goods --- Stabbing Westward)

#3109.  Cincinnati's Charlie Hustle (Colostomy Jigsaw Puzzle --- Cattle Decapitation)

#3110.  Charlie Hustle (Picture Puzzle --- Shirley Bassey)

#3111.  Marshall's Cock (Martial Law --- Ghostmane)

#3112.  Marshall's Cock (Martial Law --- Ookay)

#3113.  Floyd Joy Mayweather (Let's Stay Together --- Al Green)

#3114.  Brian Glenn (Now And Then --- The Beatles)

#3115.  Gleason Is A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#3116.  John Ratcliffe Baby (Take A Whiff On Me --- The Byrds)

#3117.  Hey Ukraine (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#3118.  Hayden Haynes (Wooden Planes --- Art Garfunkel)

#3119.  Haynes (Chains --- Iggy Pop)

#3120.  Stormy's Tits Are Fake (When The Levee Breaks --- Led Zeppelin)

#3121.  Brian Glenn (Born Again --- Supergrass)

#3122.  Daughter-Wife (Afterlife --- Illenium)

#3123.  Dan Caine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3124.  Dan Bongino's Shitty (Cappuccino City --- Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever)

#3125.  Paula White (Parasite -- Volbeat)

#3126.  Dan Caine (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#3127.  Paula White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3128.  Fuck JD Vance (Just One More Chance --- Dean Martin)

#3129.  Toilet Stall (Free For All --- Ted Nugent)

#3130.  Anal Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

#3131.  Bill Bazzi (Bumblebee --- Ween)

#3132.  White Cunt Of Bill Bazzi (Flight Of The Bumblebee --- The Alchemist)

#3133.  Clowns Of MAGA (South Of Heaven --- Slayer)

#3134.  Horseface (Racehorse --- Kelly Clarkson)

#3135.  Steak 'n Shake (Rattlesnake --- Live)

#3136.  Musk (Dusk --- Carbon Leaf)

#3137.  Cybertruck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#3138.  Elon's Cybertruck (Running Out Of Luck --- Mick Jagger)

#3139.  Cybertruck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3140.  Cybertruck (What The Fuck --- Ryan Adams)

#3141.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten! Original Broadway Soundtrack)

#3142.  Cybertruck (Out Of Luck --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3143.  Trumpin' Dumpin' (Waken Baken --- Wiz Khalifa)

#3144.  Newt Gingrich (Eat The Rich --- Motorhead)

#3145.  The Noeming (The Gloaming --- Radiohead)

#3146.  Donald J. Trump (Here Comes The Grump --- Adam Ant)

#3147.  Donald Trump (Do The Rump --- The Black Keys)

#3148.  Flood (Blood --- Pearl Jam)

#3149.  Nvidia (Albania --- Coach from Cheers TV Sitcom)

#3150.  Eichorn (Stillborn --- Black Label Society)

#3151.  Michael Flood (Raining Blood)

#3152.  Flood Is A Whore (Blood On The Floor --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3153.  Cybertruck (Semi Truck --- Teenage Bottlerocket)

#3154.  Summer Lee (Summer Breeze --- Seals & Croft)

#3155.  Tom Homan (My Omen --- Electric Guest)

#3156.  Pete Hegseth (Final Death --- Death Angel)

#3157.  Cybertruck (I Will Truck --- Dirty Projectors)

#3158.  Liberation Day (Celebration Day --- Led Zeppelin)

#3159.  Easter Egg Roll (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails)

#3160.  Flood (Blood --- Illenium & Foy Vance)

#3161.  Cybertruck (Chicken Truck --- Aaron Tippin)

#3162.  Brandon Beach (Up The Beach --- Jane's Addicition)

#3163.  Michael John Flood: Piece Of Shit --- (If You Want Blood: You Got It --- AC/DC)

#3164.  Signalgate (It's Too Late --- Carole King)

#3165.  Signalgate (Twist Of Fate --- Olivia Newton-John)

#3166.  Brnovich (Wicked Witch --- Beatsteaks)

#3167.  Brnovich (Virgin Witch --- Rob Zombie)

#3168.  Mark Brnovich (Son Of A Bitch --- EELS)

#3169.  Brnovich (Crazy Bitch --- Buckcherry)

#3170.  Sara A. Carter (Women Are Smarter --- Grateful Dead)

#3171.  Signalgate (Celebrate ---Simple Minds)

#3172.  Signalgate (Celebrate --- Don Moen)

#3173.  Signalgate (Celebrate --- Earth, Wind, And Fire)

#3174.  Signalgate (Twist Of Fate --- Destruction)

#3175.  Trumpin' Dumpin' (Gets Ya Pumpin' --- Bob Seger)

#3176.  Brad D. Schimel (Jack Be Nimble --- James Orchard Halliwell)

#3177.  Schimel Fuck (Cymbal Rush --- Thom Yorke)

#3178.  Flood Is A Fucking Whore (Blood On The Valley Whore --- Soundgarden)

#3179.  Liberation (Medication --- Son Volt)

#3180.  Liberation (Celebration --- Kool & The Gang)

#3181.  Liberation Song (Celebration Song --- Steve Miller Band)

#3182.  Donald's Liberation (Day Of Celebration --- Santana)

#3183.  Liberation (Celebration --- Krokus)

#3184.  Liberation Shitshow (Celebration Intro --- Christina Aguilera)

#3185.  Proud Boy (Rough Boy --- ZZ Top)

#3186.  Flood  Fucker (Bloodsucker --- Agnostic Front)

#3187.  Perry Greene's A Queer (Halloween All Year --- The Orwells)

#3188.  Brad Schimel (Ghost Symbol --- Zero 7)

#3189.  Michael Flood (Damn The Flood --- Black Label Society)

#3190.  Michael Flood (Theme From Flood --- They Might Be Giants)

#3191.  Robert Kennedy's Measles (The Lesser Of Two Evils --- Gary Stewart)

#3192.  Navarro (Tomorrow --- Death Cab For Cutie)

#3193.  Signalgate (Police State --- Agnostic Front)

#3194.  Flood (Blood --- Coheed & Cambria)

#3195.  Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)

#3196.  Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)

#3197.  Spread The Big Lie (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)

#3198.  Pam Bondi (Hey Blondie --- Maggie Rose)

#3199.  Garrity (Clarity --- Jimmy Eat World)

#3200.  Cody Balmer (Jeffrey Dahmer --- Macabre)

#3201.  Cody Balmer (Jeffrey Dahmer --- Soulfly)

#3202.  We Are Trumpers (We Are Farmers --- Farmers Insurance slogan)

#3203.  Balmer (Bomber --- Motorhead)

#3204.  Twat From Hell: Cody Balmer (What's That Smell: Jeffrey Dahmer --- Macabre)

#3205.  JD Vance (Neutron Dance --- Pointer Sisters)

#3206.  Razin' Caine (Sugar Cane -- Slash: w/ Myles Kennedy and The Conspirators)

#3207.  Donald Trump Is Gay (One Big Holiday --- My Morning Jacket)

#3208.  Liberation (Isolation --- Kreator)

#3209.  Pete B. Hegseth Is Gay (Only One Breath Away --- Bad Boys Blue)

#3210.  Jake Lang (Chain Gang --- Sam Cooke)

#3211.  Signalgate (Separate --- Trampled By Turtles)

#3212.  Trump's Salad Got Tossed (Autonomy Lost --- Meshuggah)

#3213.  Cody Balmer (Laura Palmer --- Bastille)

#3214.  Donald's Liberation (Christmas Celebration)

#3215.  Bo Dietl Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)

#3216.  Pete Hegseth (Creeping Death --- Metallica)

#3217.  Measles Shit's A Mess (Weasels Ripped My Chest --- Frank Zappa)

#3218.  Liberation (Mutilation - Death)

#3219.  Pete (Meat --- Phish)

#3220.  Payne (Stain --- Lit)

#3221.  Senator Jake Lang (Back On The Chain Gang --- The Pretenders)

#3222.  Donald Trump (John Martyn --- Sugar Lump)

#3223.  John David Vance (Victory Dance --- My Morning Jacket)

#3224.  Patel (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3225.  Piece Of Shit Donald Zeiders (Terrorist Suicide Hang Gliders --- Neil Young)

#3226.  Massapequa Long Island (Makisupa Policeman --- Phish)

#3227.  Coup's A Crime (Comes A Time --- Neil Young)

#3228.  Peter K. Navarro (Man Of Constant Sorrow)

#3229.  Peter K. Navarro (Beauty In The Sorrow --- Trivium)

#3230.  Kashyup (Fucked Up --- The Lemonheads)

#3231.  The U.N.'s Mike Waltz (The Blue Danube Waltz --- Johann Strauss)

#3232.  MAGA's JD Vance (Pomp And Circumstance --- Sir Edward Elgar) 

#3233.  Peter Navarro (Daughters Of Sorrow --- The New Pornographers)

#3234.  Evans The Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#3235.  Pete Navarro (Size Of Sorrow --- Tears For Fears)

#3236.  The Deadly Sins Of Seven (The Magnificent Seven --- John Sturges)

#3237.  Paul Ryan (Orion --- Metallica)

#3238.  Ivanka (Tequila --- The Champs)

#3239.  Dumbfuck Cocksuck Billy Long (Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong --- Radiohead)

#3240.  Donald's Gala Dinner (Let's Go Out To Dinner --- Phish)

#3241.  Donald's Gala Dinner (5-Piece Chicken Dinner --- Beastie Boys)

#3242.  Screw Billy Hollis Long (You Shook Me All Night Long --- AC/DC)

#3243.  Dave Perdue: Fuckin' Chicken Fried (Break On Through: To The Other Side --- The Doors)

#3244.  Whore Zach Nunn (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#3245.  Ivanka (Panama --- Van Halen)

#3246.  John Ratcliffe's Ugly (Take A Whiff On Me --- The Byrds)

#3247.  Casey Means (Casey Jones --- Grateful Dead)

#3248.  The Sound Of Jimmies (The Sound Of Silence --- Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel)

#3249.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Daft Punk)

#3250.  Pitt Panther (Pink Panther --- Henry Mancini)

#3251.  Trump Parades (Hand Grenades --- The Offspring)

#3252.  Casey Means (Pork And Beans --- Weezer)

#3253.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- The Pretty Reckless)

#3254.  Pirro (Hero --- Planetshakers)

#3255.  Tom Homan (Bad Omen --- Megadeth)

#3256.  Peter Navarro (Blue Trail Of Sorrow --- Allison Krauss)

#3257.  Trumper (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#3258.  Donald Trump Lies (Wasted Reprise --- Pearl Jam)

#3259.  DeLuca's (Luka --- Suzanne Vega)

#3260.  Trump Towers (Dead Flowers --- Rolling Stones)

#3261.  Peter Navarro (Bury Your Sorrow --- Black Label Society)

#3262.  Pirro (Hero --- Queensryche)

#3263.  Golden Dome (Home Sweet Home --- Motley Crue)

#3264.  Donald Trump Parade (Sunny Lemonade --- Michael Franti & Spearhead)

#3265.  Peter Navarro (In Joy And Sorrow --- HIM)

#3266.  Crypto Dinner (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#3267.  Lutnick Plan (Sputnik Stan --- Hawkwind)

#3268.  Garbarino (Beef-a-Reeno --- Kramer)

#3269.  Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)

#3270.  Golden Dome (Welcome Home --- King Diamond)

#3271.  Stormy's Chest (All The Best --- My Morning Jacket)

#3272.  His Golden Rage (The Golden Age --- Cracker)

#3273.  Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3274.  TACO Trade (Lemonade --- Wine Lips)

#3275.  Chrisley (Grizzly --- ELIZA)

#3276.  TACO Trade (Just Got Paid -- ZZ Top)

#3277.  TACO Trade (Lemonade --- SOPHIE)

#3278.  TACO Trade (Lemonade --- Jesse McCartney)

#3279.  TACO Trade (Renegade --- Styx)

#3280.  Trade Clown (Weighed Down --- Jars Of Clay

#3281.  Michael Grimm (Limb From Limb --- Motorhead)

#3282.  Pratt (Fat --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#3283.  Grimm (Limb --- Frankie Cosmos)

#3284.  Doctor Mehmet Oz (Here Comes Santa Claus --- 38 Special)

#3285.  MAGA (Allah --- The Vandals)

#3286.  Senator Fuckin' Rand Paul (Another Brick In The Wall --- Pink Floyd)

#3287.  BBB (BBB --- How To Destroy Angels)

#3288.  Donald Trump Burger (Cruising For Burgers --- Frank Zappa)

#3289.  Too Late For Trump (Too Late For Love --- Def Leppard)

#3290.  Travel Ban (Garbage Man --- Merle Haggard)

#3291.  Travel Ban (Nervous Man --- Armored Saint)

#3292.  Leo (Rio --- Duran Duran)

#3293.  Travel Ban (Masterplan --- Masterplan)

#3294.  BBB (BBB --- Guttermouth)

#3295. Leo (Leo --- Pretty Sick)

#3296.  Forty-seven (Tears In Heaven --- Eric Clapton)

#3297.  Senator Rand Paul (Monday Night Football --- John Parr)

#3298.  Homan, Immigration Blues (Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues --- The Beatles)

#3299.  Donald's Parade (Robot Parade --- They Might Be Giants)

#3300.  The Trump Parade (The Street Parade --- The Clash)

#3301.  Donald's Parade (Lemon Parade --- Tonic)

#3302.  Big Beautiful Bill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#3303.  Trump Always Blows (God Only Knows --- Beach Boys)

#3304.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

#3305.  Trump Golf Vacation (Bad Reputation --- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)

#3306.  Here Cums The Trump Parade (Here Comes The Big Parade --- Harry Connick Jr.)

#3307.  Trump Card (Courtyard --- Bobbie Gentry)

#3308.  Mike Lee (Mikey --- Life Cereal Commercial)

#3309.  The Trump Card Shit (The Graveyard Shift --- Steve Earle)

#3310.  Trump Card (Graveyard --- Butthole Surfers)

#3311.  Trump Card (Graveyard --- Tori Amos)

#3312.  Mike Huckabee's Dumb (Comfortably Numb --- Pink Floyd)

#3313.  Mike Dale Huckabee ( To Love Somebody --- Bee Gees)

#3314.  Trump Mobile (Chernobyl --- Highasakite)

#3315.  TJ Watt (Juggernaut --- DJ Shadow)

#3316.  JD Vance (Jardiance --- Eli Lilly pharmaceutical jingle)

#3317.  The Trump Card (The Graveyard --- King Diamond)

#3318.  Huckabee's A Cunt (Somebody To Love --- Jefferson Airplane

#3319.  Midnight Hammer (Nine Pound Hammer --- Jerry Garcia & David Grisman)

#3320.  Toilet Stalling (Tears Are Falling --- KISS) 

#3321.  Buy Trump Sneakers (Hi Heel Sneakers --- Rolling Stones)

#3322.  Thomas Massie (Tallahassee --- Bing Crosby & The Andrew Sisters)

#3323.  Ivanka Kushner's A Jew (Stuck In The Middle With You --- Stealers Wheel)

#3324.  MOPS (COPS --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#3325.  White House (Farmhouse --- Phish)

#3326.  Trump Can Go To Hell (You Enjoy Myself --- Phish)

#3327.  Troy Downing (The Howling --- Phish)

#3328.  Lake's A Fuckin'  Clown (Cakewalk Into Town --- Taj Mahal)

#3329.  Insurrection (The Connection --- Phish)

#3330.  Obliteration (Obliteration --- Mortician)

#3331.  Lake (Take --- Low)

#3332. Vote-A-Rama (Marijuana --- Country Joe And The Fish)

#3333.  Britt Fuck (Shit Luck ---- Modest Mouse)

#3334.  Victory (Misery --- The Beatles)

#3335.  Victory (Victory --- Johnny Drama on Entourage)

#3336.  Katie Britt's A Cunt (I Can't Quit Your Love --- The Four Tops)

#3337.  Tung (Lung --- Type O Negative)

#3338.  Patrick Dai Is Gay (I Want It That Way --- Backstreet Boys)

#3339.  Alcatraz With Gators (Alcatraz Metaphors --- Pig Destroyer)

#3340.  Alcatraz (All That Jazz --- Liza Minnelli)

#3341.  Donald Trump's A Troll (Let The Good Times Roll --- Grateful Dead)

#3342.  Camp Mystic Values (Sadistic Values --- Sepultura)

#3343.  Trump Card (Backyard --- Of Monsters And Men)

#3344.  Alito Plan (Burrito Van --- Parry Gripp)

#3345.  Big Lie (Oh Hai --- Parry Gripp)

#3346.  He's Bolsonaro (Me And My Arrow --- Harry Nillson)

#3347.  Zeldin Is A Cunt (Melting In The Sun --- The 88)

#3348.  Bedford (Blackbird --- Paul McCartney)

#3349.  Randy Fine (Cherry Wine --- Jupiter Sunrise)

#3350.  Fine (Wine --- Mel Tillis)

#3351.  Pat Dai (Tough Guy --- Crystal Method)

#3352.  The Shit Show Is Trump's Ass (Do They Know It's Christmas --- Band-Aid)

#3353.  Epstein Files (Mary Miles --- Blood Sweat And Tears)

#3354.  Epstein Files (Hundred Miles --- Judah And The Lion)

#3355.  Epstein Files (Six More Miles --- The The)

#3356.  Epstein Files (All My Trials --- Paul McCartney)

#3357.  Epstein Files (When She Smiles --- Gigi Perez)

#3358.  Epstein Files (Shotgun Smiles --- Phantogram)

#3359.  Stormy Dreams, Epstein Files (Silver Dreams, Golden Smiles --- Santana)

#3360.  Epstein Files (Faded Smiles --- The Cure)

#3361.  Jenn Mascott (Astronaut --- David Byrne)

#3362.  Epstein Files (I'm All Smiles --- Andy Williams)

#3363.  GROK (Lock --- Typecast)

#3364.  Epstein Files (When She Smiles --- Ryan Adams)

#3365.  Epstein Files (Tiny Smiles --- Lush)

#3366.  De La Cruz (Kangaroos --- Frank Zappa)

#3367.  The Epstein Files (A Thousand Miles --- Vanessa Carlton)

#3368.  The Epstein Files (500 Miles --- Cher)

#3369.  Jeffrey Epstein Files (I Can See For Miles --- The Who) 

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