The Orange Prolapse is still trying to distance himself from the Jeffrey Epstein child molestation scandal.
The problem is... Trump knew for decades that his best friend was "really into" teenage girls.
It reminds me of the Jerry Sandusky Penn State football scandal. Except it was young boys, not young girls.
JOE KNEW.
A popular Keystone bumper sticker. |
If I was the Democrats, I'd draw the Sandusky analogy and create a bumper sticker along these lines.
TRUMP
NEW
Maybe just the hair.
I do like the intentional misspelling. Why? Because Trump doesn't know the difference between "know" and "no." So let us embrace that abject stupidity with a prominent Bridge Dump.
Andy Warhol Bridge. |
But as far as misspellings go, it's hard to top this one from "conservative work horse" Mike Collins.
LET'S RIDE!
Could've been worse I suppose. What if Collins was running for Senate in Wild and Wonderful West Vagina?
What we do in life... echoes the absurdity.
Jeffrey Epstein
sonofsaf
The news is fake Trump is bringin’ pain
Trumpers are white trash
Libtard slayer who we must defend
‘Cause Donald’s the Orange Prolapse
Forty-seven is here to stay
Because Donald Trump is fuckin’ gay
Trump’s fuckin’ gay
Jeffrey Epstein
And Jared’s a Jew just like Jeffrey Epstein
Trumpin’ and dumpin’, Jeffrey Epstein
Donald is dumpin’, lovin’ Jeffrey Epstein
McChicken dinner, Ivanka’s a whore
A toilet stall for Jews
Jared Kushner’s, gonna build a wall
So fucked up nincompoop
Donald’s a retard with an asshole to shave
Can’t you pretend that Obama’s to blame
Barack’s to blame
Jeffrey Epstein
And Jared’s a Jew just like Jeffrey Epstein
Trumpin’ and dumpin’, Jeffrey Epstein
Donald is dumpin’, lovin’ Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
And Jared’s a Jew just like Jeffrey Epstein
Trumpin’ and dumpin’, Jeffrey Epstein
And Jared’s a Jew just like Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
And Jared’s a Jew just like Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
And Jared’s a Jew just like Jeffrey Epstein
Pinball Machine
Lordi
Like an earthquake and a hurricane
Super ramps lights flash
I'm the player who shall shoot again
Exploding through the back glass
Jackpots keep on coming my way
Against me you will lose if you play
Lose if you play
Pinball machine
I'm gonna bang you like a pinball machine
Between the bumpers, pinball machine
Banging the bumpers on your pinball machine
I hit your spinner, you're an easy score
The captive ball breaks loose
Drop your targets, demon multi ball
Skill shot up in your scoop
I am a wizard with my Freddy's claw save
Kick save again and I'm back in the game
Back in the game
Pinball machine
I'm gonna bang you like a pinball machine
Between the bumpers, pinball machine
Banging the bumpers on your pinball machine
Pinball machine
I'm gonna bang you like a pinball machine
Between the bumpers, pinball machine
I'm gonna bang you like a pinball machine
Pinball machine
I'm gonna bang you like a pinball machine
Pinball machine
I'm gonna bang you like a pinball machine
Lordi played the Burgh just once. At a Star Lake Ozz Fest back in 2007.
I was not in attendance.