The Orange Prolapse is upset with Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO)!
Why would one “Republican,” Senator Josh Hawley from the Great State of Missouri, join with all of the Democrats to block a Review, sponsored by Senator Rick Scott, and with the support of almost all other Republicans, of Nancy Pelosi’s Stock Trading over the last 25 years. The information was inappropriately released just minutes before the Vote — Very much like SABOTAGE! The Democrats, because of our tremendous ACHIEVEMENTS and SUCCESS, have been trying to “Target” me for a long period of time, and they’re using Josh Hawley, who I got elected TWICE, as a pawn to help them. I wonder why Hawley would pass a Bill that Nancy Pelosi is in absolute love with — He is playing right into the dirty hands of the Democrats. It’s a great Bill for her, and her “husband,” but so bad for our Country! I don’t think real Republicans want to see their President, who has had unprecedented success, TARGETED, because of the “whims” of a second-tier Senator named Josh Hawley!
Hawley used to make Trumpy very happy.
Not anymore I suppose. First rule of Trump Club. You only speak good of The Donald.
Josh Hawley
sonofsaf
[Intro]
Evangelicals are bad Christians Trumpy Bear. He’s the master of the Jewish race… Boychick Jared Kushner
[Verse 1]
Josh Hawley is a drinker of Bud Light
Butt Donald is the king
Orange Prolapse from the fuckin’ right
[Chorus]
Never says he’s sorry
That Forty-seven hates Josh Hawley
The hair of a Border Collie
Up in your business, it’s Josh Hawley
The Donald is creepy and crawly
Salvador Dali hates Josh Hawley
A Democrat’s a donkey
Across the nation it’s Josh Hawley
Santa is jolly
But Ivanka hates Josh Hawley
Because born-agains think they’re fuckin’ smarty
The Missouri, show-me, show-me, state of Josh Hawley
[Outro]
Josh D. Hawley!
Diwali
Michael Scott (The Office)
[Intro]
This is going out to Indians everywhere. It's a tribute to one of the greats...Mr. Adam Sandler
[Verse 1]
Diwali is a festival of lights
Let me tell you something
Tonight has been one crazy night
[Chorus]
So put on your saris
It's time to celebrate Diwali
Everybody looks so jolly
But it's not Christmas, it's Diwali
The goddess of destruction Kali
Stopped by to celebrate Diwali
Don't invite any zombies
To a celebration of Diwali
Along came Polly
To have some fun at Diwali
If you're Indian and you love to party
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali
[Outro]
Happy Diwali!
My second parody of the Steve Carell classic from The Office. Four years ago, I penned #815. Somali.
I might try a rendition of George Costanza at the cockfight.