#4302. Let's Stop The Stealing

Despite the GOP mid-term bloodbath/red wedding...

the Orange Prolapse is reviving claims of election fraud.

 

Does anybody really believe that this “Election” was honest.  How could the Polls be so wrong???  Some early voting “dumps” were so large that it was impossible to win, no matter how many people went to vote.  It’s all about the machines, which are far more important than the voter! President DJT

 

 

Winter is coming!  And so are the Trump Dumps.  Let's celebrate with a seasonal haiku I wrote back in 4th grade.

Snow

Gently falling

On the ground

In the winter (time)

Frosty

 

 

Let’s Stop The Stealing
sonofsaf

If The Donald lied
‘Bout mushroom length of Forty-five 
Byron and Kristi Noem
They’re shittin’ on a golden throne

Let’s stop the stealing
Let’s stop the stealing but how
Let’s stop the stealing
Let’s stop the stealing but how, yeah
Yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh

Mitch McConnell’s old and white
Lyin’ ass hermaphrodite
The fake tits of Byron Noem
The Donald’s queer Log Cabin bone
If The Donald lied, ‘bout mushroom length of Forty-Five
Byron and Kristi Noem, they’re shittin’ on a golden throne

Let’s stop the stealing
Let’s stop the stealing but how
Let’s stop the stealing
Let’s stop the stealing but how, yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah

(‘Bout mushroom length of Forty-Five, length of Forty-Five)
Viagra semen sex drive (‘Bout the mushroom length of Forty-five
His tiny cock will fight, fight, fight (‘Bout mushroom length of Forty-five)
MAGA Log Cabins are gay (Why Forty-seven is to blame)
Why Forty-seven is to blame

Donald’s stoppin’ the stealing
Let’s stop the stealing but how
Let’s stop the stealing, stealing
Let’s stop the stealing but how, yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah 

 

That's How I'm Feeling
Jack White

When it's cold outside
I need the strength to stay alive
And when I'm in my home
I need the strength to be alone

That's how I'm feeling
That's how I'm feeling right now
That's how I'm feeling
That's how I'm feeling right now, yeah
Yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh

And when I see you at night
I need an electric light
And when you call me at home
You only hear a dial tone
When it's cold outside, I need the strength to stay alive
And when I'm in my home, I need the strength to be alone

That's how I'm feeling
That's how I'm feeling right now
That's how I'm feeling
That's how I'm feeling right now, yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah

(I need the strength to stay alive, strength to stay alive)
And when the demons arrive (I need the strength to stay alive)
I need to walk towards the light (I need to walk towards the light)
And when I'm feeling this way (I shouldn't have to be ashamed)
I shouldn't have to be ashamed

Because that's how I'm feeling
That's how I'm feeling right now
That's how I'm feeling, feeling
That's how I'm feeling right now, yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh yeah 

Jack White has played the Burgh 4 times.  With the White Stripes 5 times.  And The Raconteurs twice.

Jack White:

7-27-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-22, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

8-29-24, Mr. Smalls Theatre, Millvale, PA

11-12-26, Citizens Live At The Wylie, Pittsburgh, PA

Raconteurs:

8-13-19, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

#4046.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)

#4047.  Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)

#4048.  Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)

#4049.  Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4050.  Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)

#4051.  Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)

#4052.  John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)

#4053.  John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)

#4054.  Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)

#4055.  Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)

#4056.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)

#4057.  Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend)

#4058.  Brent Taylor (Lost Sailor --- Grateful Dead)

#4059.  Tom Tiffany's Gonna Cheat (Epiphany On Mott Street --- The Waterboys)

#4060.  Tom Tiffany (Epiphany --- SG Lewis)

#4061.  Noem Is Deranged (Home On The Range --- John Denver)

#4062.  Noem (Home --- Low)

#4063.  Kristi Noem (Letters Home --- Childish Gambino)

#4064.  Noem (Home --- Casting Crowns)

#4065.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)

#4066.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#4067.  Trumper Dumper (Little Sister --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#4068.  Noem (Home --- Aurora)

#4069.  ICE Gloves (White Gloves --- Khruangbin)

#4070.  Weinberger Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)

#4071.  Daylight Savings Time (Victim Or The Crime --- Grateful Dead)

#4072.  Megan Weinberger And Big Lies (I Love Cheeseburgers, Apple Pies --- Cake Pop)

#4073.  Karoline Leavitt (Letter Of Credit --- The Getaway Plan)

#4074.  ICE Gloves (God's Gloves --- Peace)

#4075.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (Big Kahuna Burger --- Knucks)

#4076.  MAGA Meg Weinberger (I Want A Hamburger --- Parry Gripp)

#4077.  Mace (Mace --- Blur)

#4078.  Kevin Rideout (Knock-Down Drag-Out --- Weezer)

#4079.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- South Park)

#4080.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Black Lips)

#4081.  Round River (Big River --- Van Halen)

#4082.  J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Grateful Dead)

#4083.  J.J. Grow (Blow By Blow --- Fleetwood Mac)

#4084.  Kevin Rideout (Knock Down Drag Out --- Red Line Chemistry)

#4085.  John Rutherford (Old Thunderbird --- Devendra Banhart)

#4086.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- Quiet Riot)

#4087.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Robin Trower) 

#4088.  ICE Gloves (Cracked Gloves --- Coast Modern)

#4089.  Catalina (Ballerina --- Oliver Hazard)

#4090.  Rutherford (Thunderbird --- ZZ Top)

#4091.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- King's X)

#4092.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Blackpool)

#4093.  Nick Begich Punk (Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy)

#4094.  Human Printer (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#4095.  Trump's The Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#4096.  Overton (Overdone --- Bombay Bicycle Club)

#4097.  Value Meal (Gates of Steal --- DEVO)

#4098.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Goldfinger)

#4099.  Harp (Sharp --- Dexter & The Moon Rocks)

#4100.  Natalie Harp (Birth OF The Harp --- Amberian Dawn)

#4101.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Beast In Black)

#4102.  Catalina (Ballerina --- GRAY & DeVita)

#4103.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (When We All Get To Heaven --- Stars Go Dim)

#4104.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (Good Girls Go To Heaven --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4105.  Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (I Want To Go To Heaven --- Texas)

#4106.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#4107.  Jamieson Greer (You Need A Beer --- Parry Gripp)

#4108.  Jamieson Greer (Pussy Weed Beer --- Chastity Belt) 

#4109.  Lake America (White America --- Eminem)

#4110.  He's Mike P. Mazzei (She Drives Me Crazy --- Fine Young Cannibals)

#4111.  Mike Mazzei (She's Crazy --- The Kelly Family)

#4112.  MAGA Mike Mazzei (Mama He's Crazy --- The Judds)

#4113.  Mike P. Mazzei (Drive Me Crazy --- Ratt)

#4114.  Peters (Leaders --- Katatonia)

#4115.  Abbey Gate (Immolate --- Downswing)

#4116.  Harp (Carp --- Guttermouth)

#4117.  Begich (Ass Itch --- Korn)

#4118.  Abbey Gate (Interstate --- Neil Young)

#4119.  ICE (Ice --- Omen XIII)

#4120.  San Francisco's York (Air Conditioned Dork --- Big Black Delta)

#4121.  Abbey Gate Trump Warfare (Interstate Love Affair --- Night Ranger)

#4122.  Ontario (Scenario --- Dramarama)

#4123.  Trump's A Clown (Two Doors Down --- Dolly Parton)

#4124.  Needing A Ballroom (Queen Of The Ballroom --- Buddy Holly)

#4125.  Round River (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#4126.  Trumpapalooza (Sons Of Medusa --- Emmure)

#4127.  Lake America (Fuck America --- The Taxpayers)

#4128.  Leon Black (Back In Black --- AC/DC)

#4129.  Bartiromo (Jocko Homo --- DEVO)

#4130.  Wendy (Trendy --- Reel Big Fish)

#4131.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Meiko)

#4132.  Wendy (Trendy --- Old Mervs)

#4133.   Only New America (Only In America --- Brooks & Dunn)

#4134.  New America (Miss America --- James Blunt)

#4135.  Sununu Plan (The Voodoo Man --- The Del-Vikings)

#4136.  Sununu (Some Voodoo --- Richie Kotzen)

#4137.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- David Ramirez)

#4138.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4139.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- The Raveonettes)

#4140.  Nine Eleven (War In Heaven --- Tailgunner)

#4141.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- of Montreal)

#4142.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sparks)

#4143.  Sununu (It's Voodoo --- Still Corners)

#4144.  Nine Eleven (It's My Heaven --- Blake Shelton)

#4145.  Drone Port Shitshow (Airport Disco --- Athlete)

#4146.  Drone Port (Airport --- Rosie Tucker)

#4147.  Drone Port (Airport --- Horse Jumper Of Love)

#4148.  New America (Miss America --- Blur)

#4149.  French Piss (French Kiss --- Still Corners)

#4150.  'Flecting Pool (My Old School --- Steely Dan)

#4151.  New America (Miss America --- Carolina Liar)

#4152.  Affordability (Vulnerability --- Mariah Carey)

#4153.  Affordability - Shit (Vulnerability - Skit --- Sunshine Anderson)

#4154.  Stormy D. (You And Me --- Kitty Wells & Red Foley)

#4155.  AI (Cream Pie --- Cane Hill)

#4156.  AI Lie (Tie-Dye Sky --- GRiZ)

#4157.  The Gift Of AI (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)

#4158.  AI (Blue Sky --- Meat Loaf)

#4159.  AI (Blue Sky --- Allman Brothers)

#4160.  AI Force (No Remorse --- Kylesa)

#4161.  AI Czar (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

#4162.  Slopaganda (Propaganda --- Sepultura)

#4163.  AI (Tie-Dye --- Tindertsicks)

#4164.  AI (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#4165.  Triumphal Arch (Mickey Mouse March --- The Mouseketeers)

#4166.  Trump's Triumphal Arch (A Full Moon In March --- The Waterboys)

#4167.  The Colosseum (The Strange Museum --- Paul Weller)

#4168.  Freedom Fest (House Arrest --- Jimmy Eat World)

#4169.  Ford's Theatre (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#4170.  Big Lie AI (Goodbye Blue Sky --- Pink Floyd)

#4171.  Triumphal Arch (The Ides Of March --- Silverstein)

#4172.  New America (In America --- Creed)

#4173.  Nine Eleven (Made In Heaven --- Queen)

#4174.  John Sununu (Deja Voodoo --- Golden Earring)

#4175.  Jesse Waters (Stormy Waters --- Visions Of Atlantis)

#4176.  Straits Of Hormuz (Rhythm And Blues --- The Head And The Heart)

#4177.  SI (The Eye --- Radiator Hospital)

#4178.  Donald's Super Intelligence (17 Pink Sugar Elephants --- Vashti Bunyan)

#4179.  Kristi Noem! (Stay At Home! --- CG5)

#4180.  Joe Kent (Cement --- Ty Segall)

#4181.  SI (The Lie --- Bad Religion)

#4182.  Eric Schmitt (Hypocrite --- Alien Weaponry)

#4183.  Pink Slime (Prime Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#4184.  Pink Slime (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#4185.  Witness At Your Service (U.S. Postal Slogan)

#4186.  (Fuckin' Shitshow) Kenneth Paxton

#4187.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Dinah Washington)

#4188.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Combichrist)

#4189.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Gathering)

#4190.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Punch Brothers)

#4191.  Pete Ricketts Ain't Very Nice (Two Tickets To Paradise --- Eddie Money)

#4192.  Homo Bessent (Coral Crescent --- The Low Anthem)

#4193.  Lay Down Sally (Trump Clown Rally --- Eric Clapton)

#4194.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- The Relapse Symphony)

#4195.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Korn)

#4196.  Tom Cotton (Forgotten --- Avril Lavigne)

#4197.  Dan Scavino (Gran Torino --- Greyhaven)

#4198.  Kenneth Paxton (Satisfaction --- Richie Spice)

#4199.  Susan Dell (Infidel --- The Bouncing Souls)

#4200. Pete Hegseth (Killed By Death --- Motorhead)

#4201. Kate Zacharia (Christ The Messiah --- Michael W. Smith)

#4202. Kate Zacharia (Handel's Messiah --- Relient K)

#4203.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- David Gray)

#4204.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Leo Sayer)

#4205.  Zacharia Is The Cunt Of D.C. (Diarrhea Runs In The Family --- Bloodhound Gang)

#4206.  Trump Ocean (Slow Motion --- Lifehouse)

#4207.  Elon (Dear John sitcom theme song --- Deborah Lurie)

#4208.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- TENDER)

#4209.  Peter Hegseth (Peddlers Of Death --- Black Label Society)

#4210.  Guilfoyle (Snake Oil --- Embrace)

#4211.  Katie Zacharia (Roll Old Jeremiah --- Black Crowes)

#4212.  Husted --- (Cupid --- King's X)

#4213.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Jack Johnson)

#4214.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Rod Stewart)

#4215.  Husted --- (Cupid --- Hurts)

#4216.  Stupid Husted (Stupid Cupid --- Connie Francis)

#4217.  Kate Zacharia (It's The Messiah --- Wynonna Judd)

#4218.  Kristi Noem (Deja's Poem --- Blackstreet)

#4219.  Kristi Noem (Clinic Poem --- Rosie Tucker)

#4220.  Kristi Noem (Jeff's Snooze Poem --- The Wiggles)

#4221.  Kristi Lynn Noem (Epic Love Poem --- Deerhoof)

#4222.  Kristi Noem (Nigel's Poem --- Spinal Tap)

#4223.  Zacharia: Wants To Fuck You (Jambalaya: On The Bayou --- Hank Williams)

#4224.  Kristi Noem (Soldier's Poem --- Muse)

#4225.  Noem (Poem --- LP)

#4226.  Trash Island (An Island --- Devendra Banhart)

#4227.  Trash Island (An Island --- Chevelle)

#4228.  Trash Island (Bitch Island --- Mommy Long Legs)

#4229.  Kristi Noem (Eight Line Poem --- David Bowie)

#4230.  Alina Saad Habba (Personae Non Gratae --- Meshuggah)

#4231.  Ramaswamy Pissed Off Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Jessica Simpson)

#4232.  Alina Saad Habba (Persona Non Grata --- Emmure)

#4233.  Noem Isn't Great (Poem 58 --- Chicago)

#4234.  Kristi Noem (High School Poem --- The Knife)

#4235.  Man Of The Century (Murder Your Memory --- Title Fight)

#4236.  Noem (Poem --- U.S. Girls)

#4237.  Donald Trump Will Swamp The Vote (My Dad Is A Motorboat --- Guided By Voices)

#4238.  Man Of The Century (Thanks For The Memories --- Ella Fitzgerald)

#4239.  Man Of The Century (Long Distance Memory --- Ronnie Milsap)

#4240.  Man Of The Century (Feed It A Memory --- Willie Nelson)

#4241.  Minaj (Mirage --- Orion Sun)

#4242.  Minaj (Mirage --- Johnny Mathis)

#4243.  Minaj (Mirage --- Meat Puppets)

#4244.  Minaj (Mirage --- Santana)

#4245.  Singer (Linger --- Slow Crush)

#4246.  Singer (Linger --- Charmer)

#4247.  Mealer (Dealer --- Safety In Numbers)

#4248.  Marshall Law (Martial Law --- Ghostmane)

#4249.  Roger Marshall (Universal --- Anathema)

#4250.  Roger Marshall (Universal --- Orchestral Maneouvres In The Dark)

#4251.  Singer (Finger --- Ty Segall)

#4252.  Mealer (Squealer --- AC/DC)

#4253.  Marshall Law (Martial Law --- Ookay)

#4254.  Marshall's A Bitch (Partial Eclipse --- Pulp)

#4255.  Cheesecake Factory (Big Smoke Factory --- The Guess Who)

#4256.  Alvarado (Avocado --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#4257.  Aaron Flint's A Fraud (Fingerprints Of God --- Steven Curtis Chapman)

#4258.  Affordability (Peace & Tranquility --- Daniel Johnston)

#4259.  Affordability (Southern Hostility --- Upon A Burning Body)

#4260.  Cheesecake Factory (Plastic Factory --- Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band)

#4261.  The Golden Age (Minimum Wage --- They Might Be Giants)

#4262.  The Golden Age (Slave To The Wage --- Placebo)

#4263.  Zach Lahn (At Dawn --- My Morning Jacket)

#4264.  Lahn Boy (Lawn Boy --- Phish)

#4265.  Brandon Gill (Overkill --- Pop Evil)

#4266.  Affordability (Pride & Humility --- August Burns Red)

#4267.  Zach Lahn Shitshow (A Lawn To Mow --- Wye Oak)

#4268.  Singer (Linger --- Cranberries)

#4269.  Cheesecake Factory (Satisfactory --- Waitress)

#4270.  Trump's Affordability (My Responsibility --- Mercy Chinwo)

#4271.  Zach Lahn (Black Swans --- Lacrimas Profundere)

#4272.  The Golden Age (Minimum Wage --- Cass McCombs)

#4273.  Elon (Dear John --- Cyndi Lauper)

#4274.  Blue Wave (My Wave --- Fu Manchu)

#4275.  Donald's A Clown (Farewell For Now --- Greta Van Fleet)

#4276.  Blue Wave (Bad Shave --- Baby Bird)

#4277.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- The Letter Black)

#4278.  Miller (Killer --- Kiss)

#4279.  Mr. Veto (Incognito --- Enigma)

#4280.  Mr. Veto (Incognito --- Justice)

#4281.  Lame Duck Trump (Good Luck Charm --- The Kinks)

#4282.  Lame Duck (Good Luck --- Ani DiFranco)

#4283.  Dana White (China White --- Dog Fashion Disco)

#4284.  Stephen Miller (Caterpillar --- Fiji Blue)

#4285.  Super Intelligence (The Rules Of Evidence --- Stone Sour)

#4286.  Iron Gate (You Are Great --- Juanita Bynum)

#4287.  Mr. Veto (Incognito --- Incognito)

#4288.  Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Milk Inc.)

#4289.  White's Fury And Fire (Fight Fire With Fire --- Metallica)

#4290.  Dana White (Holy Night --- Frank Sinatra)

#4291.  Dana White (See The Light --- The Jeff Healy Band)

#4292.  Susie Wiles Was A Turd (Many Miles From Blacksburg --- Goodnight, Texas)

#4293.  Susie L. Wiles' Gold Port-A-Jon (How Many Miles To Babylon --- Yngwie Malmsteen)

#4294.  Sullivan (Sullivan --- Fog Lake)

#4295.  Jordan's Wrong (Organ Song --- Hop Along)

#4296.  Mr. Veto In Mar-A-Lago (Incognito In California --- Tim Finn)

#4297.  Stephen Miller (Science Killer --- The Black Angels)

#4298.  Stephen Miller (Turbo Killer --- Carpenter Brut)

#4299.  Cindy Hyde-Smith (Old Piece Of Shit --- Wheeler Walker Jr.)

#4300.  Caravans (Making Plans --- Loretta Lynn)

#4301.  Stephen Miller (Silent Killer --- Jennifer Rush)

#4302.  Let's Stop The Stealing (That's How I'm Feeling --- Jack White)

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