#1130. Rock! Rock! Call The Cops!

Introducing the "Rock 5!".  Not to be confused with the Mach 5 (Speed Racer).  Although I will admit.  Chris Rock does bare a slight resemblance to a negro Spritle.

 

#1126.  Rock And Will Smith Fight  (Rock And Roll All Nite --- Kiss)

#1127.  Slap You  (Rock You --- Helix)

#1128.  Will The Fresh Prince He Hath Spoken  (Will The Circle Be Unbroken --- Willie Nelson)

#1130.  Rock! Rock!  Call The Cops!  (Rock! Rock! 'Til You Drop! --- Def Leppard)

 

Rock! Rock!  Call The Cops!
sonofsaf

Joke fell kinda flat, there’s no hair to part
Ugly green dress she bought it at Kmart
Will’s gonna hit him, wants some ground and pound
Stop and count to seven ‘cause you’re actin’ like a clown
G.I. Jane blows!  G.I. Jane blows!

Will Smith with a left, Will Smith wants to fight
Biggest asshole pain and shit stains from Bud Light
He’s stingin’ like a bee he’s Muhammed Ali
Float like a butterfly barkin’ up the wrong tree
G.I. Jane blows!  G.I. Jane blows!

Rock! Rock!  Call the cops
Rock! Rock!  No mugshot
Rock! Rock!  Call the cops
I say drop it like it’s hot

Oscars gettin’ stranger, ratings so they say
Bitch slappin’s cheesy, Jada Pinkett’s gay
Gonna take a piss, a urinary fan
Welcome to the golden shower ban
G.I. Jane blows!  G.I. Jane blows!

Rock! Rock!  What a pussy
Because he’s not he’s not funny
There’s no mugshot for us to see
Yeah, Rock! Rock!  He’s such a pussy

It’s on, it’s on, ain’t right
That slap was outta sight
Too proud man, too proud

Rock! Rock! ’Til You Drop!
Def Leppard

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don't need a ticket, only place in town
That'll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
'Cause your mama don't mind what your mama don't see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

Ridin' into danger, laughin' all the way
Fast, free and easy, livin' for today
Gotta lip service, get it while you can
Hot, sweat 'n' nervous love on demand
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Rock! Rock! Give it to me
It's what I got goin' thru' me
Don't ever stop do it to me
Yeah, Rock! Rock! You really move me

Hold on, hold on, hold tight
We're gonna rock tonight
Too loud man, too loud

 

This song makes for a pretty strong concert opener.  I'm looking forward to the Def Leppard / Motley Crue / Poison / Joan Jett show at PNC Park in mid-August (8-12-22).  In a silly tailgating kinda way.  It was rescheduled from back in the days of the Orange Prolapse's administration.

Def Leppard:

8-6-88, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH

8-12-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-8-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Just an aside.  I'm no fashionista... but these kind of overflowing dresses suffer from Gown Syndrome.

Please do not share this material with Chris Rock, Will Smith and/or Jada Pinkett Smith.

#1129. Donald Trump

Orange and mauve just ain't a good look.  Case in point. 

Hot pink carrot as well.  Not to be confused with a hot pink shutout.

Then again, I'm neither a fashion icon nor a beautician.  Though I do find something curious.  How on earth do all of these red state, beer drinkin' hillbillies and tattooed masculine townies, from rural communities, brazenly identify with the faux-king of make up and spray tans?  It just doesn't make any sense.  The only realistic answer?  All of them have a greater admiration for his bigly, reckless, assholic disposition.  Because that... is what takes precedence.

Hey, sometimes it pays to be an ass.  

Although I generally prefer a hint of self-deprecation.  For example... Primus sucks.

 

Donald Trump
sonofsaf

Trump, Trump the Donald Trump, the D-D-D-D Donald Trump
Trump, Trump the Donald Trump, the D-D-D-D Donald Trump
Trump, Trump the Donald Trump, the D-D-D-D Donald Trump
Trump, Trump the Donald Trump, the D-D-D-D Donald Trump

Barron doubted his ancestry
The day his daddy got beat
Barron’s mother’s a fuckin’ whore
The Orange Prolapse has small hands and feet
Small penis tiny hands and feet

Trump, Trump the Donald Trump, the D-D-D-D Donald Trump

Jared had a master plan
Wanted to foment strife
Jared kissed the ass of clown
Kushner's so lame he married his daughter-wife

Trump, Trump the Donald Trump, the D-D-D-D Donald Trump
Trump, Trump the Donald Trump, the D-D-D-D Donald Trump

D-D-D-D Donald, D-D-D-D Donald, D-D-D-D Donald Trump
D-D-D-D Donald, D-D---D-Donald, D-D-D-D-D-D-Donald Trump

Sons are both down on their knees
With a coup d’etat at last
But the insurrection failed and passed

Trump, Trump, Trump
Trump, Trump, Trump
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump the Donald
Trump, Trump, the Donald Trump

Ivanka is a piece of shit
But at least she’s pretty lean
Shove a glass dildo down her throat and bust out several teeth
Ivanka’s hole loved some black magic
Wants that meaty dark bone
But she married a little Jew boy
Now she satisfies herself on her own

Donald’s all alone
Donald’s all alone
Donald’s all alone
Donald’s all alone

 

Booneville Stomp
Primus

Stomp, stomp the Booneville stomp, the B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp
Stomp, stomp the Booneville stomp, the B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp
Stomp, stomp the Booneville stomp, the B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp
Stomp, stomp the Booneville stomp, the B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp

Monty worked for the forestry
But he couldn't make ends meet
Monty went to the hydro store
Soon he became part of the town elite
Hobnobbin' with the town elite

Stomp, stomp the Booneville stomp, the B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp

Saddie knew the preacher man
She pedicured his wife
Saddie told the boys in town
And soon they came and threatened to take his life

Stomp, stomp the Booneville stomp, the B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp
Stomp, stomp the Booneville stomp, the B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp

B-B-B-B-Boonville, B-B-B-B-Boonville, B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp
B-B-B-B-Boonville, B-B---B-Boonville, B-B-B-B-B-B-Boonville stomp

Robert lived with the surlys
And he threw a hard ball fast
And now he's part of the greasy cast

Stomp, stomp, stomp
Stomp, stomp, stomp
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, stomp the Bonneville
Stomp, stomp, the Bonneville stomp

Now Betsy was a fleur-de-lys
Tried to be the homecoming queen
But Ally had a few more trinkets and something in between
Now Betsy had an ear for music
And a voice of unique tone
But at 19 had a baby boy
So her dreams never had a chance to roam

Very far from home
Very far from home
Very far from home
Very far from home

 

 

Love this song.  Here's the studio version.  Easily one of my favorite Primus bass riffs.  Deserves a wider audience.  Les Claypool really needs to add it into the rotation.  I'd also suggest he resurrect The Return of Sathington Willoughby.  Truly a Brown album classic.

 

Primus:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA

6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH

6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

10-5-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#332)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)   

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters) 

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)  

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses) 

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast) 

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon) 

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears)

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)

 

#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)

 

#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

#785.  Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)

#788.  Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)

#789.  Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)

#790.  Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#791.  The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)

#796.  Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)

#797.  Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)

#798.  Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#800.  The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)

#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk --- Ratt)

 

#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)

 

#807.  Political Space (Critical Race --- The Republican Party)

 

#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)

  

#811.  Republican (Alone Again --- Dokken)

#812.  Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)

#813.  Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)

#816.  Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)

#823.  Astro (world)? Not!  (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)

#824.  Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)

#825.  A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#830.  Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)

#833.  Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)

#834.  Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)

#837.  He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)

#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#839.  Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)

#840.  Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)

#842.  Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)

#843.  Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)

#844.  A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)

#845.  Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)

#846.  Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)

#847.  Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry) 

#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

#850.  Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)

#853.  Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)

#854.  Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)

#855.  Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#859.  Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn) 

#860.  The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)

#861.  Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)

#862.  Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)

#863.  Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#864.  Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)

#865.  Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)

#867.  Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#871.  Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#872.  Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)

#876.  Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)

#880.  Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)

#881.  Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street) 

#882.  Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)

#883.  Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)

#884.  Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)

#885.  Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)

#888.  Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)

#890.  Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#891.  Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)

#893.  David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)

#894.  Cox  (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#896.  Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)

#898.  Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)

#899.  Beth (Beth --- Kiss)

#901.  Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)

#902.  Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)

#903.  Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)

#904.  Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)

#905.  Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)

#906.  The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#907.  Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#908.  Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#910.  Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)

#911.  Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)

#912.  Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#914.  Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)

#915.  She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)

#917.  Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)

#918.  The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)

#919.  The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)

#920.  BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)

#921.  Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)

#925.  Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)

#926.  Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)

#929.  Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)

#931.  Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#932.  All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#934.  Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)

#936.  Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)

#937.  Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)

#938.  Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)

#939.  Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)

#940.  He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#941.  Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)

#942.  Lee (Free --- Phish)

#943.  Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)

#944.  There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)

#945.  Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)

#946.  Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)

#947.  Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)

#948.  John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#949.  Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)

#950.  Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)

#951.  Mayes (Maze --- Phish)

#953.  Mayes (Graze --- Live)

#954.  Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)

#955.  Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#956.  Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)

#957.  Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#958.  Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#960.  Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)

#962.  Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)

#963.  Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)

#966.  Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)

#967.  Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#968.  We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones) 

#970.  Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)

#972.  Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)

#973.  Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)

#974.  Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)

#976.  Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)

#977.  Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)

#978.  Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)

#979.  Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#980.  McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)

#981.  Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)

#982.  Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#983.  Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)

#985.  Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)

#986.  Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)

#987.  Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#988.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)

#989.  Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)

#990.  Q Syndrome Stewart Rhodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#991.  Mr. Hoadley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#992.  Fuck Michael Cloud (Shout It Out Loud --- Kiss)

#993.  Diaz-Balart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#995.  Ducey Fucking Broke Her Hymen (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds --- The Beatles)

#999.  Let's Go Brandon (I'm Still Standing --- Elton John)

#1001.  Dave Perdue (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#1002.  Senator Thune (Romeo's Tune --- Steve Forbert)

#1003.  Cornyn's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)

#1004.  Sam DeMarco (The Black Widow --- Alice Cooper)

#1005.  Davidson (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#1006.  He's Warren Davidson (It's Only Just Begun --- The Carpenters)

#1008.  Jones (Bones --- Radiohead)

#1010.  The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#1011.  Donald's A Clown (To Lay Me Down --- Grateful Dead)

#1012.  Donald's A Liar (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#1013.  Geoff Diehl (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#1014.  Tennessee Lee (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1015.  Warren Davidson (When The Sun Goes Down --- Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker)

#1016.  Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#1017.  Somebody Save Me (Governor Bill Lee --- Cinderella)

#1018.  Budd Is A Liar (Mud On The Tires --- Brad Paisley)

#1019.  A Coup D'etat (Breaking The Law --- Judas Priest)

#1021.  Bill Lee (Shake Me --- Cinderella)

#1022.  Trump Is Not White (Big City Nights --- Scorpions)

#1023.  Long The Big Lie (Long Slow Goodbye --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1031.  Russell Fry (Private Eyes --- Hall & Oats)

#1033.  We're Sending Mike Pence Straight To Hell (We're Sending Our Love Down The Well --- The Simpsons)

#1034.  Lisa McClain (Mistress Of Pain --- Death Angel)

#1035.  Senator Thune (Picasso Moon --- Grateful Dead)

#1036.  Madison Cawthorn (Darlington County --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1037.  Bannon's A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#1039.  Stop The Steal (Seal The Deal --- Volbeat)

#1040.  A Fat Orange Clown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty)

#1041.  Tenney's Full Of Bullshit (Any Way You Want It --- Journey)

#1042.  Donald Trump's A Cunt ('Til The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)

#1043.  Donald Trump's A Liar (Set The World Afire --- Megadeth)

#1045.  Donald Trump Is To Blame (Where The Streets Have No Name --- U2)

#1046.  Palin (Lemon --- U2)

#1047.  Palin (Woman --- John Lennon)

#1048.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1049.  Finchem (Wisdom --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1053.  Beat Peters (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#1054.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Weezer)

#1055.  Georgia's Jody (David Bowie --- Phish)

#1056.  Donald (Fluffhead --- Phish)

#1057.  Granger's Bone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1058.  Babin's A Dildo (Cabin Down Below --- Tom Petty)

#1059.  Donald's Mother (Wolfman's Brother --- Phish)

#1060.  Lack Of Administration (Lack Of Communication --- Ratt)

#1061.  CPAC (Get Back --- Paul McCartney)

#1062.  Long Is A Cunt (Long May You Run --- Neil Young)

#1063.  Donald Trump Can Go To Hell (Like To Get To Know You Well --- Howard Jones)

#1064.  Scott Is A Jerk (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1066.  Dr. Crowley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1067.  CPAC! (Attack! --- Agnostic Front)

#1069.  Steve Toth (The Sloth --- Phish)

#1070.  Rick Scott (Red Hot -- Motley Crue)

#1071.  Donald Has A Wife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#1072.  Babin (Blackened --- Metallica)

#1074.  Paul's A Fucking Rand (Playing In The Band --- Grateful Dead)

#1075.  Troy Nehls (Hells Bells --- AC/DC)

#1076.  The Treason (The Reason --- Son Volt)

#1077. Bob Good's Romancing (You Should Be Dancing --- Bee Gees)

#1078.  Dead From Covid (Dead & Bloated --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#1079.  'Lection Was A Big Lie (Nothin' But A Good Time --- Poison)

#1080.  Fox (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#1081.  Fox News (Fix You --- Coldplay)

#1082.  Enemies (Memories --- Weezer)

#1083.  Donald Has Lost (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)

#1084.  Die Donald Trump's Absurd (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)

#1086.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#1087.  Black Stupid N-Word (Black Muddy River --- Grateful Dead)

#1088.  Donald Trump's Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1090.  Jimmy Loves Porn (Jimmy Crack Corn --- Virginia Minstrels)

#1091.  Blow Jimmy (Row Jimmy --- Grateful Dead)

#1092.  Fry's An Illegal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#1093.  Fry (Fly --- Sugar Ray)

#1094.  Ashley Moody (Tutti Frutti --- Little Richard)

#1095.  Shut The Fuck Up (Movin' On Up ---  Ja'Net Dubois)

#1096.  Donald The Cunt  (Sanford & Son --- Quincy Jones)

#1097.  Small Vos Man (Big Boss Man --- Grateful Dead)

#1098.  Donald Trumper (Turbo Lover --- Judas Priest)

#1099.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Spinal Tap)

#1100.  Trump was 45 (Stars On 45 --- Stars On 45)

#1101.  Donald Stormy (Rock Hard Ride Free --- Judas Priest)

#1102.  The Kush (The Kiss --- The Cure)

#1103.  Huizenga!  (Bazinga! --- Big Bang Theory)

#1104.  Witt Fuck (Shit Luck --- Modest Mouse)

#1106.  Witt Clown (Shit Towne --- Live)

#1107.  Patrick J. Witt (Into The Pit --- Testament)

#1108.  Hines's Wife (Signs of Life --- Pink Floyd)

#1109.  Watters Loves To Lie (Water In The Sky --- Phish)

#1110.  MAGA Is Red (I Love The Dead --- Alice Cooper)

#1112.  Joyce Is Scary (Voices Is Carry --- 'Til Tuesday)

#1113.  Josh Mandel (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#1114.  Bo Hines (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1115.  Fuck Jesse Watters (Smoke On The Water --- Deep Purple)

#1116.  Nose Grows (Dope Nose --- Weezer)

#1117.  Luther Is Strange (People Are Strange --- The Doors)

#1118.  John Gordon (Five To One --- The Doors)

#1119.  Fortenberry Loves The Big Lie (Ordinary Average Guy --- Joe Walsh)

#1120.  Hice Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)

#1121.  Cunt Loves Forty Five, Dollar Signs/Ginni (867-5309/Jenny --- Tommy Tutone)

#1125.  Good Golly Josh Hawley (Good Golly Miss Molly --- Little Richard)

#1129.  Donald Trump (Booneville Stomp --- Primus)

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