#1309. Red Alito

So is it reasonable to wish death upon a member of the Supreme Court?  I believe it is.

The new abortion ruling will result in irreparable physical harm and more women dying from a lack of reasonable healthcare options.  The latest 2nd Amendment ruling, the one loosening gun restrictions, will result in more people getting shot and killed.  And today's ruling just gutted the authority of the EPA, undermining carbon emission regulations.  

More pollution = more cancer = more death.  

More Trump = more MAGA = more systemic hatred & targeted violence.  

And trust me, this new Orange Prolapse oriented Supreme Court is just getting started.

Alito is dead center amongst the deranged conservative majority.

So yeah.  This raises the following hypothetical... if any of the new majority were to unexpectedly die, Biden would likely nominate new individuals who are less likely to rule in favor of killing and injuring innocent Americans.  So if you are truly pro-life (as in, you think human beings deserve an opportunity exist and pursue life and liberty), then I believe it is reasonable to wish death upon any of the 5 Justices above.  

And to a lesser extent, Chief Justice John Roberts. 

 

Red Alito
sonofsaf

All nine judges know he’s a red Alito
The boys are so proud to inflict doom
Trump’s an Orange Prolapse clown he keeps on fucking up
Don’t care about no crime scene

Trump was shittin’
He’s so mean and evil
People are saying he is a piece of shit
Nancy Pelosi he resents
And all of the news he’s a-faking, oh

McDonald’s favor, Big Mac enabler
Wild insurrections will give you chills
Prospects for (the) future dim, what the fuckin’ heck
Discovering abortion’s dead
Discovering abortion’s dead

Trump was shittin’
He’s so mean and evil
People are saying he is a piece of shit
Nancy Pelosi he resents
And all of the news he's a-faking
He's a-faking oh, swear
Yeah

A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown
A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown
A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown
A job was blown then, Trump’s an orange clown

Red Mosquito
Pearl Jam

Watched from the window with a red mosquito
I was not allowed to leave the room
I saw the sun go down and now it's coming up
Somewhere in the time between

I was bitten
Must have been the devil
He was just paying me a little visit
Reminding me of his presence
Letting me know he's a-waiting, oh

Red man's your neighbor, call it behavior
While you're climbing up slippery hills
Two steps ahead of him, punctures in your neck
Hovering just above your bed
Hovering just above your bed

I was bitten
Must have been the devil
He was just paying me a little visit
Reminding me of his presence
And letting me know he's a-waiting
He's a-waiting oh, there
Yeah

If I had known then, what I know now
If I had known then, what I know now
If I had known then, what I know now
If I had known then, what I know now

Believe it or not, this is my second parody of Red Mosquito.  About a year ago I wrote a tribute to Senator Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV).  #439.  Moore Capito.

Favorite Pearl Jam song?  It's always been "Faithful."  Kind of ironic I suppose.  My older brother would often look at me and proclaim, "Ye of little faith."

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#484) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

 

Please do not share this material with any Supreme Court Justice and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1308. Wittman

Since 1977, the First District's House seat in Virginia has been in the hands of a Republicunt.  Rob Wittman won a special election in 2007 and has been victorious 7 times since. 

That's Founding Father George Washington on the upper left, an Orange Prolapse on the upper right, and a confused douchebag on the lower left.  Naturally, Wittman is a supporter of the big lie.  Probably doesn't want that RINO label.

Wittman
sonofsaf

The Donald’s full of bull, shit has a coup to plan
Jared Kushner ain’t much of a man
Their MAGA’s red, now, an Orange Prolapse for you
Welcome the cunts, blah blah, welcome the fools

Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest
Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration
Marriage isn’t fun
Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew

Insurrection because 1-6 was a crime
Has no regret that Georgia call’s not outta line
Trump’s ain’t delighted, coup is the plan
Always a clown now, say it once again

Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest
Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration
Marriage isn’t fun
Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew

Stormy was free, Daniels for me
Had a titty fucking plan

Stormy Daniels is poking fun at Donald’s bone
Small hands of God oh the seeds he’s sown
He’ll tell a lie sometimes it will confound
Stormy Daniels’ cunt, it makes a queefing sound

Yes, Stormy’s cunt and her big chest
Trump ain’t got no balls, it’s called castration
Marriage isn’t fun
Ivanka truly blows fuckin’ Jew, fuckin’ Jew

 

Hitman
Metal Church

Your woman's unfaithful, she's got a backdoor man
You've seen the signs and you understand
They'll soon be dead, now, I know just what to do
I got the guns, ha-ha, I got the tools

Yes, I'm the One they call the best
In the name of all, I'm just a hitman
I'll get the job done
No one will ever know it was you, it was you

They got their men promoted before it's time
You break a sweat and your balls before the moments time
Don't get excited, I got a plan
We'll take him down now, he'll be one dead man

Yes, I'm the one they call the best
In the name of all, I'm just a hitman
I'll get the job done
No one will ever know it was you, it was you

Just don't pay me, then you will see
What a dead man really can

You're at the cemetery feeling all alone
Just like a dog who can smell the bone
You start to cry or make one little sound
You'll be the next one, I'll put you in the ground

Yes, I'm the one they call the best
In the name of all, I'm just a hitman
I'll get the job done
No one will ever know it was you, it was you

 

I always look for a decent live version.  But the only thing decent in youtube land was a Mike Howe-less cell phone version from 2013.  Out of respect for the recent suicide of one of heavy metal's best singers, I opted for the studio version.

Metal Church:

4-18-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

3-29-16, Altar Bar, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#483) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

Please do not share this material with Rob Wittman (R-VA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1307. Kushner Is A Jew

There's two fundamental ways to acquire political power.   You can build unity and consensus and try to bring people together.  It's called the love strategy.  Or you can drive wedges, target minorities, and rip people apart.  It's called the hate strategy.  History has repeatedly demonstrated that both approaches are equally effective.

From a political perspective, Trump has tremendous appeal amongst the antisemitic crowd.  

Charlottesville 2016 - Jews will not replace us!

But I've always found it curious how their love for the Orange Prolapse is sooo strong... 

that they seemingly give a pass to Jared "Jew-Boy" Kushner and his wife Ivanka "Cunt-Dump" Kushner.

Anyhoo, let's give a big "Shalom Shout-Out" to the fake Jews.  Not to be confused with the fake news...

The Orange Prolapse dons a black yarmulke and visits the Western Wall. 

As a habitual whiner, psychopathic crybaby, and lover of walls, it seems appropriate that Trump would find comfort and solace in the "Wailing Wall."

 

Kushner Is A Jew
sonofsaf

Stop the steal that Kushner is a Jew
Stop the steal there is no doubt
‘Cause Jared is a Jew
Trump would screw Stormy D. for you
And he’d screw Ivanka too
Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew

Trump would tweet whenever from his phone
Butt a twitter shitter no doubt
He’s gotta tiny bone
All of MAGA’s praying for you
Ivanka Trump wanted something new
Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew

His Orange Prolapse will shit on all of us
His whitest MAGA is askew
Donald’s son-in-law’s a cunt filled with puss
And it’s always right to tell big lies
‘Cause insurrections screw

Are McDonald’s French fries really fried
The Oath Keepers don’t play fair
And keep on telling lies
Maybe we should raze Trump Tower
Maybe use dynamite too
Jared fucking Kushner is a Jew

 

Breaking Us In Two
Joe Jackson

Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two

You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two

They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do

Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and stare
Into each other's eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two

What a songwriter.  Since 1979, Joe Jackson has been to the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  Never seen him.  I must say though... I think my parody does the song justice.

I'd put this song somewhere in my all-time Top 10.  Very emotional and heartfelt.  And the melody never gets stale.  That song, released in 1982, is 40 years old.  How time flies. Steppin' Out & Is She Really going Out With Him?  Can't go wrong with those classics either.

The Big Lie 100: (#482) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

Please do not share this material with Jared Kushner and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1306. Trump's My Enemy

Trump and I have something in common.  We're both at war.

However, I'm at war with an Orange Prolapse enemy.  sonofsaf

 

Trump’s My Enemy
sonofsaf

A critical race
Orange Prolapse you will taste
The Proud Boys were tragic
Like a Stormy romance. Oh yeah.
There’s no doubt that Donald hijacked the right
Needs a change of who to screw in the ass tonight.  Oh yeah.
Others take the fall
The new precedent.  Oh yeah

Don’t embrace
The Orange Prolapse
‘Cause there’s no deal
And that’s a fact
Suck him
Trump, Trump’s my enemy
Fuck him
Trump, Trump’s my enemy

Gonna pick a fight
Fuck Liz Cheney tonight.  Oh yeah
Lovin’ the right, babe
MAGA’s gonna take a bite.
Asshole to asshole, whore to whore
On a mission to castrate his balls.  Oh yeah.


Don’t embrace
The Orange Prolapse
‘Cause there’s no deal
And that’s a fact
Suck him
Trump, Trump’s my enemy
Big lie
Trump, Trump my enemy

Prays like a vulture

Donald’s a fat cunt
Jared Kushner, too
They’re waving old glory
For all you girls too

Trump, Trump’s my enemy
Fuck off
Trump, Trump’s my enemy
Fuck off
Trump, Trump’s my enemy
Big lie
Trump, Trump’s my enemy

 

Flesh For Fantasy
Billy Idol

There's a change in pace
Of fantasy and taste
Do you like good music?
Do you like to dance? Oh yeah.
Hangin' out for a body shop at night
Ain't it strange what we do to feel alright? Oh yeah.
So when will you call?
I'm experienced Oh yeah

Face to face
And back to back
You see and feel
My sex attack
Sing it
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy

It's after midnight
Are you feelin' alright oh yeah
Turn on the light, babe
Are you someone else tonight?
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door
Don't ask questions, there's time for it all Oh yeah.

Face to face
And back to back
You see and feel
My sex attack
Sing it
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy

I sing for culture...

Father loves his son,
Mothers, daughters, too.
It's an old old story,
Cries the new world too.

Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
You cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy

Billy Idol has been to the Burgh a total of 3 times.  Never seen him.  I'd put him somewhere in my Top 10 concert bucket list.  Not sure where though.

I've always enjoyed his cameo in the The Wedding Singer.  Gotta wonder who conceived of that bit.  For a flashback, it was way ahead of it's time.  The comical equivalent of "Evil Sonny" on Miami Vice.

Favorite Billy Idol songs?  Eyes Without A Face, Flesh For Fantasy, Blue Highway.  Rebel Yell was easily one of the best rock'n'roll albums of the 80's.

The Big Lie 100: (#481) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1305. Alito's World

Samuel Alito and his Trumpy compadres on the Supreme Court recently decided to throw out the entire legal concept of stare decisis (precedent).  For the foreseeable future, they'll be stripping the rights of minorities.  Blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, the homeless, LGBTQ, etc.  And oh yeah, women and children... which actually comprise a majority of the population.

Imagine being a Supreme Court Justice bowing in utter deference to an Orange Prolapse.  Oh wait, now there's 5 or 6 of them.

If you're a politician looking to counter the obnoxious "America First" campaign platform, it's actually pretty simple.  All you do is look your opponent straight in the eye and say, "My extremist Republican opponent doesn't seem to understand that... before you can put America First, you have to put women and children first... as in reproductive health care and school safety.  Once we take care of our women and children, then we can worry about your concerns for cutting taxes on billionaires, and the privileged, wealthiest 1% of American."

Compare your opponent to the obnoxious and conniving Cal Hockley.  You know, the asshole from Titanic.

Draw the analogy.  Everyone who votes has seen Titanic.

Alito’s World
sonofsaf

That asshole Samuel Alito, that asshole Samuel Alito

Never was a doubt no matter what you say
John Roberts ain’t no longer what you say your Chief Justice today
The Orange Prolapse is the clown you’ll obey
But it ain’t fair, Clarence Thomas gettin’ his way
Yeah

He’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try

But he’ll be eatin’ Big Macs and fries by the quarter pound
So when it comes to keeping rape and incest around
ACB’s bling is Catholic-crossed you know what I mean
We’re on the precipice of a ridge, all the women scream
No more Roe, you see

He’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try
It’s on, Supreme Court bet

Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try

Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try

Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try
Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try

Alito’s world, he’ll fake and lie
Alito’s world, give it a try

 

Torpedo Girl
Kiss

Man battle stations torpedo, man battle stations torpedo

I thought I'd go out and take a swim today
It was real hot and I just had to get away
They spotted an unknown sub down in the bay
But I don't care, think I'll go swimmin' anyway
Yeah

Let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive

But I knew when I was in the suds and swimmin' around
But then all of a sudden I heard this rumblin' sound
I saw this thing that looked a lot like a submarine
With a pretty girl on the bridge, could this be a dream?
I don't know, could be

Let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Come on, get your feet wet

Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive

Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive

Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive
Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive

Torpedo girl, let's take a dive
Torpedo girl, and feel alive

An exceptional deep track.  Crazy how there aren't any decent live versions out there.  

Torpedo Girl just has that unique Ace Frehley-inspired momentum.  Reminds me of New York Groove.

From the mid-70's up until their nonexistent retirement, Kiss has played the Burgh a grand total of 26 times.

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#481) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

Please do not share this material with Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas, Amy Coney Barrett, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil Gorsuch, John Roberts and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1304. Abortion

Make no mistake whatsoever.   Trump is the "wild child poster child" for embracing the more "sacred and respectable" aspects of rape and incest.

I'm talkin' the perpetrators.  Not the victims.

The Planned Parenthood wing of the Democratic party needs to design PAC commercials portraying Trump as the embodiment rape... and Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell as the manifestation of incest.

Abortion
sonofsaf

Kushner’s the son-in-law of a clown
So we shall sing when that Jew comes around

Wife’s a lesbian between the thighs
And his daughter’s a fucked up whore who lies

Donald Trump is a cunt
There’s no need to deceive
Psychopathic shit to diagnose
The earth he’ll haunt, Big Macs he’ll feed

Oath Keepers and Boys are proud
Orange Prolapse clown taking your rights away
Fuck the Orange Prolapse clown
Abortion

Trump says he is the best like Jesus he’ll save
Stormy Daniels has a chest titty fuck deranged
Abortion
Shit show, ass, not cool at fucking Trump Tower
Like his cunt dump daughter dyke what a coward
Abortion

Donald Trump is a cunt
There’s no need to deceive
Psychopathic shit to diagnose
The earth he’ll haunt, Big Macs he’ll feed

Oath Keepers and Boys are proud
Orange Prolapse clown taking your rights away
Fuck the Orange Prolapse clown

Let’s stop the steal, evil’s very real
A mushroom bone and a value meal
His soul is bereft, he’s orange not white
Always off the mark, still he wants to fight
He’s got a coat hanger and that’s a fact
His daughter wife he’d bang her up her anal crack

Let’s stop the steal, evil’s very real
A mushroom bone and a value meal
Let’s stop the steal, evil’s very real
A mushroom bone and a value meal

Abortion

Donad Trump is a cunt
There’s no need to deceive
Psychopathic shit to diagnose
The earth he’ll haunt, Big Macs he’ll feed

Oath Keepers and Boys are proud
Orange Prolapse clown taking your rights away
Fuck the Orange Prolapse, fuck the Orange Prolapse

Abortion
Donald Trump is a cunt
Abortion
Abortion
Donald Trump is a cunt
Abortion

Abortion

 

Distortion
Overkill

I think of you when I'm feeling down
When my whole damn thing crashes to the ground

With a dancing blaze seen in your eyes
And a razor sharp tongue cuts through the lies

Everybody wants some
But only few believe
I won't be the first to overdose
On what I want, not what I need

Turn me up and play me loud
I won't back down and will be proud to say
Gimme what I want now
Distortion

I was born on the crest of a sonic wave
And you always made the best of my chronic rage
Distortion
Turbo, blast, jet fuel and sucking your power
Like the atomic clock strike on the hour
Distortion

Everybody wants some
But only few believe
I won't be the first to overdose
On what I want, not what I need

Turn me up and play me loud
I won't back down and will be proud to say
Gimme what I want now

Play what you feel, devil in the deal
A heart of stone and a soul of steel
Push it to the left, pull to the right
Add a little dark, add a little bright
He has put his finger on the blessed stack
And beckons you to linger, before you attack

Play what you feel, devil in the deal
A heart of stone and a soul of steel
Play what you feel, devil in the deal
A heart of stone and a soul of steel

Distortion

Everybody wants some
But only few believe
I won't be the first to overdose
On what I want, not what I need

Turn me up and play me loud
I won't back down and will be proud to say
Gimme what I want, gimme what I want

Distortion
Everybody wants some
Distortion
Distortion
Everybody needs some
Distortion

Distortion

 

 

Tough song.  Choppy lyrics.  Not one of my favorites.  

It has this grueling, grumbling tempo.  Just don't care for it.  

Overkill:

8-2-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

6-19-90, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

2-21-06, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

4-27-19, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

3-5-22, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#480) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

Please do not share this material with the conservative majority of the Supreme Court and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1303. Abortion

This song was originally supposed to be called "Davidson."  About Warren Davidson, a-piece-of-shit-pro-life extremist Congressman from Southwest Ohio.  

This Republicunt bastard has all the divine answers.  Makes me physically sick.  

You wanna know something?   That asshole actually represents my old stomping grounds (circa the late 80's, different time, same place).

Anyhoo, I would presumably call on any registered voters of the 8th District to knock his teeth out.  Seriously.  Because in the aftermath of a few missing teeth, Warren could always feel free to schedule an emergency appointment with a dental surgeon.  I'd have no objections to that.  We wouldn't want his bitch-ass complaining about campaigning "toofless in Cincinnati."  

Even better, as a member of Congress, Davidson has outstanding health care benefits/coverage.  

So in essence, it's essentially a win-win.

Abortion
sonofsaf

The big lie
We all know
Women cry
But Stormy blows
His orange face
News is fake
He’s the cunt
You will not taste

6-3 defeat
From the bench
Rulings smack
Of MAGA red
Who’s to blame
Women scream
Trump will fuck you
’Til the end

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

The right wing
Trump’s their champ
He who hath sinned
Liars tend
Crime’s a con
Job don’t pretend
And some crimes
Are so wrong
Mistake

The fake news
A state’s that deep
Social truth
Sow what you reap
Won’t defend
Have a say
About things
Like women before

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump ain’t done
(Abortion,
Abortion)

MAGA’s red
Trump is near
He’s a faggot and a queer

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

Abortion
Trump ain’t done
He’s gonna bring the pain
Abortion
Trump ain’t done
Trump ain’t done

(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt

Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
(Abortion,
Abortion)
Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt

Black Hole Sun
Soundgarden

In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguise
As no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake
And the sun
In my disgrace

Boiling heat
Summer stench
'Neath the black
The sky looks dead
Call my name
Through the cream
And I'll hear you
Scream again

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes
Far too long
For snakes

In my shoes
A walking sleep
And my youth
I pray to keep
Heaven send
Hell away
No one sings
Like you anymore

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)

Hang my head
Drown my fear
'Til you all just disappear

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)

Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
(Black hole sun,
Black hole sun)
Won't you come?
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Soundgarden has so many radio-worthy hard rock songs.  What a cryin' shame that all you ever hear is Black Hole Sun.  I should write a porn parody called Black Hole Fun or Black Hole Cunt.  Maybe an ethnic female adult movie star with a decent voice could give it a shot.  Instead of that standard erotic Q&A session before the anal savagery commences, she could sing a comical gutter-song with filthy McNasty lyrics.  Just go the karaoke route.  Hey, maybe even whip out an acoustic guitar in a campfire setting.  Shazam! 

I'm literally spit-balling here.  It's generally a good idea to try and differentiate yourself from the other ga-zillion porn stars out there awash in the XXX industry.  Maybe call yourself Music Muff, Pussy Parody, Slutty Sync, whatever, etc.

Soundgarden:

May 12, 2013, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#479) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

Please do not share this material with Warren Davidson (R-OH), the Supreme Court, and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1302. Doctor Oz Is Gay

Republicunt TV celebrity physician and Pennsylvania Senate candidate Mehmet Oz came under scrutiny for editing a recent post about Juneteenth on the Orange Prolapse's Truth Social platform.

Original post.

Edited post.

Apparently, the original post was too controversial.  You know, because it mentioned the word "equality."  Because in the fascist world of Trump, and with a Supreme Court where abortion is no longer a constitutional right... women, especially black women, are now second class citizens.  Equality?  Yeah, right!  As in extreme right. 

Oz is increasingly a fucking joke.  Not only way outta line.  He's outta state as well.

When Democrats run national campaign ads, I'd suggest portraying Trump as "the face of rape" and Mitch McConnell as "the face of incest."

 

Doctor Oz Is Gay
sonofsaf

Mehmet plays the gun card day and night
‘Cause rape and incest are alright
There’s no doubt his wife is a whore
Porno collection is so hard-core

Yes, he’s full of shit and treason
And Donald Trump’s the reason.  Hey!

That Doctor Oz is gay
Assholes are in play
Cocks are here to stay

Now Turkey’s great, Istanbul boys
He’s a physician who loves dildo toys
Trump’s fucking lazy, committing crimes
His critical race is outta line

That Doctor Oz is gay
Assholes are in play
Cocks are here to stay

And Stormy is blowing
Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed
Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see
All of his MAGA rallies are free

And Stormy is blowing
Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed
Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see
All of his MAGA rallies are free

That Doctor Oz is gay
Assholes are in play
Cocks are here to stay

All of the strife makes libtards cry
‘Cause it’s all based on the big lie
Donald deserves some ground and pound
Integrity’s never allowed

 

Watch The Children Pray
Metal Church

He will play the gun card day and night
‘Cause rape and incest are alright
There’s no doubt his wife is a whore
Porno collection is so hard-core

Yes, he’s full of shit and treason
And Donald Trump’s the reason.  Hey!

That Doctor Oz is gay
Assholes are in play
Cocks are here to stay

Now Turkey’s great, Istanbul boys
He’s a physician who loves dildo toys
Trump’s fucking lazy, committing crimes
His critical race is outta line

That Doctor Oz is gay
Assholes are in play
Cocks are here to stay

And Stormy is blowing
Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed
Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see
All of his MAGA rallies are free

And Stormy is blowing
Such a bad lay from The Donald indeed
Trump’s causing harm on the earth you see
All of his MAGA rallies are free

That Doctor Oz is gay
Assholes are in play
Cocks are here to stay

All of the strife makes libtards cry
‘Cause it’s all based on the big lie
Donald deserves some ground and pound
Integrity’s never allowed

Great ballad.  Includes one of the best, ear-piercing screams in the history of metal.  Last summer, lead singer Mike Howe died by suicide.  He was found by authorities at his home in Eureka, CA.  He hung himself.

Metal Church:

4-18-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

3-29-16, Altar Bar, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#478) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

 

Please do not share this material with Mehmet Oz and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1301. Wittman

Come November 2022, incumbent Republicunt Rob Wittman (R-VA) 

will face off against Herb Jones (D-VA).

Jones has his work cut out for him.  The area's trends very red and rural.

Last week, the Orange Prolapse endorsed Wittman.

Congressman Rob Wittman is doing a terrific job representing Virginia’s 1st Congressional District!

Rob is working hard to Strengthen our Military, Support our Veterans, Grow the Economy, Manage our Natural Resources, Protect Life, and Defend the Second Amendment.

Rob Wittman has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

 

 

 

Wittman
sonofsaf

Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Trump’s gay bend over
He’s a fuckin’ oddity that’s orange not white

Wittman
You are part of the extremist right
A coup ain’t so funny
Oath Keepers and Proud Boys are gonna fight

Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight

Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)

Now Trump is gonna fuck you
And maybe even suck you
An Orange Prolapse is a tasty meal
For a MAGA strap-on dildo toy

That forty-five is fucked up
As Jared Kushner sucks up
Trump’s a cunt, one that we must defend
His ass is gay

Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight
Wittman
You ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight

Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (you ain’t gonna hang Mike Pence tonight)
Wittman (hang Mike Pence tonight)

 

Roxanne
The Police

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your makeup
Told you once, I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)
Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (put on the red light)

 

My third parody of Roxanne.  Ages ago (last year), I wrote #65.  Maxine.  It's about Maxine Waters (D-CA).  And I also wrote #897.  Vaccine.  Needless to say, I'm officially Stinged-out.  Stung out and strung out. 

The Police:

7-28-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Sting:

6-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for the Grateful Dead)

7-9-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#477) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

Please do not share this material with Rob Wittman (R-VA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1300. Vernon Jones

One of Trump's token candidates in Georgia's 10th District just got absolutely clobbered in a Republican primary runoff.

 

 

What's really amusing is that Jones was initially running for Governor.  But Trump persuaded him to bow out and run for a House seat instead.  Then, the Orange Prolapse selected former Senator David Perdue to run against his arch nemesis Republican Governor Brian Kemp.  Not only did the two Trump stooges lose again (Loeffler and Perdue in the last cycle), they both lost bigly. 

Mike Collins - 30,k524 (74.5%)

Vernon Jones - 10,457 (25.5%)

Brian Kemp - 886,240 (73.7%)

David Perdue - 261,961 (21.8%)

Vernon Jones
sonofsaf

Picture a perfect call one that’s all about me
Orange Prolapse for all to see
Truth is nothing but a lie
‘Cause nothing’s ever free
Treasonous activity
The hateful face of a human disgrace
A jag-off jerk a fucking basket case
What a dope, what a face
Is The Donald’s face
Stormy D. in Lake Tahoe had a taste
 
Fuckin’ orange clown queer we’ll disrespect
Worst person I’ve ever met
The news is fake, their ratings down
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown

Trump sins cannot be absolved
By tweets or phone calls
Defend him ’til the end
Deep in the toilet stalls
Don’t ask why, his voters believe lies
Or why Stormy Daniels blows
Big tit surprise
For all the wide cocks and curtains of meat
What it’s worth, election defeat
KK kook, he got beat
For all to see
All to see

Getting paid by the far right
Rudy’s hair paint just ain’t right
Voter tallies, Trump won’t own
He’s the prolapse so well known
And a failed endorsement Vernon Jones
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown

Orange Prolapse the salad tosses
Taste it twice
Many cocks on call
Sometimes even three is thrice
Meat goes in ‘cause Jared Kushner’s gay
Such a cunt only anal play

So he drops his pants
And takes out loans
And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown

Trump’s a coward who likes to cuss
Butthole stinks
Leaves the libtards weeping
Such a missing link
World’s a stage that needs to be disowned
And Trump is queer, a piece of shit, tiny mushroom bone
A mushroom bone
A mushroom bone
A mushroom bone

Donald’s salad tossed
The Orange Prolapse game
A critical race that has no shame
‘Cause critical race makes libtards moan
On that perfect call if the Ukraine’s your home

So he drops his pants
And takes out loans
And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown

Golden toilets have no worth
Shitting turds from mouth on July 4th
God bless Lee Greenwood and his herpes sores
Shitting all the time behind closed doors
But his Stormy passion face to face
Step by step, was a disgrace
And the vaginal, her cunt’s the stage
Shitting diarrhea’s all the rage
And the retard Trump has down’s syndrome
Shitting often on a golden throne
But Donald’s a clown, a garden gnome

And the failed endorsement Vernon Jones
So he drops his pants
And takes out loans
And Forty-Five has a mushroom bone
Shitting asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown

Picture a perfect call
One that’s all about me
Stormy D. has some giant titties
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown
Asshole, asshole, Trump’s a clown

Throwing Stones
Grateful Dead

Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
Dizzy with eternity
Paint it with a skin of sky
Brush in some clouds and sea
Call it home for you and me
A peaceful place or so it looks from space
A closer look reveals the human race
Full of hope, full of grace
Is the human face
But afraid we may lay our home to waste

There's a fear down here we can't forget
Hasn't got a name just yet
Always awake, always around
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down

Now watch as the ball revolves
And the nighttime falls
Again the hunt begins
Again the bloodwind calls
By and by, the morning sun will rise
But the darkness never goes
From some men's eyes
It strolls the sidewalks and it rolls the streets
Staking turf, dividing up meat
Nightmare spook, piece of heat
It's you and me
You and me

Click flash blade in ghetto night
Rudies looking for a fight
Rat cat alley, roll them bones
Need that cash to feed that jones
And the politicians throwin' stones
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down

Commissars and pin-stripe bosses
Roll the dice
Any way they fall
Guess who gets to pay the price?
Money green or proletarian gray
Selling guns 'stead of food today

So the kids they dance
And shake their bones
And the politicians throwin' stones
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down

Heartless powers try to tell us
What to think
If the spirit's sleeping
Then the flesh is ink
History's page will thus be carved in stone
And we are here, and we are it, we are on our own*
On our own
On our own
On our own

If the game is lost
Then we're all the same
No one left to place or take the blame
We can leave this place and empty stone
Or that shinin' ball we used to call our home

So the kids they dance
And shake their bones
And the politicians throwin' stones
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down

Shipping powders back and forth
Singing "Black goes south and white comes north"
In a whole world full of petty wars
Singing I got mine and you got yours
And the current fashion sets the pace
Lose your step, fall out of grace
And the radical, he rant and rage
Singing someone's got to turn the page
And the rich man in his summer home
Singing just leave well enough alone
But his pants are down, his cover's blown

And the politicians throwin' stones
So the kids they dance
And shake their bones
And it's all too clear we're on our own
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down

Picture a bright blue ball
Just spinnin', spinnin, free
Dizzy with the possibilities
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down

I'm not going to lie, this parody took a while.  Rather extensive lyrics.  But in the end I think it came out pretty decent.

Throwing Stones is probably my favorite Bob Weir tune.  There's just something "intangibly magically epic" about this song.  The version above is from my first GD bootleg.  A 1987 audience tape from the New Year's show in Oakland, CA.  Maxell XL II 90.  Baby!

Dead & Company stroll into Star Lake in a few weeks (July 12, 2022).  Gonna be a long, long crazy night.

Grateful Dead:

04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN

Bob Weir:

 

Bob Weir, 7-19-91, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA

Ratdog & Phil Lesh, 7-18-01, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH

Dead & Company, 11-13-15, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH

Dead & Company, 8-13-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Dead & Company, 6-15-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH

Dead & Company, 6-20-18, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH

Dead & Company, 7-5-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO

Dead & Company, 7-6-19, Folsom Field, Boulder, CO

Dead & Company, 8-28-21, Hershey Park Stadium, Hershey, PA

Dead & Company, 9-7-21, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

 

The Big Lie 100: (#476)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)   

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters) 

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)  

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses) 

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast) 

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon) 

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears)

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)

 

#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)

 

#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

#785.  Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)

#788.  Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)

#789.  Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)

#790.  Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#791.  The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)

#796.  Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)

#797.  Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)

#798.  Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#800.  The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)

#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk --- Ratt)

 

#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)

 

#807.  Political Space (Critical Race --- The Republican Party)

 

#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)

  

#811.  Republican (Alone Again --- Dokken)

#812.  Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)

#813.  Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)

#816.  Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)

#823.  Astro (world)? Not!  (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)

#824.  Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)

#825.  A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#830.  Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)

#833.  Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)

#834.  Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)

#837.  He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)

#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#839.  Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)

#840.  Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)

#842.  Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)

#843.  Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)

#844.  A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)

#845.  Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)

#846.  Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)

#847.  Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry) 

#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

#850.  Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)

#853.  Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)

#854.  Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)

#855.  Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#859.  Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn) 

#860.  The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)

#861.  Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)

#862.  Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)

#863.  Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#864.  Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)

#865.  Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)

#867.  Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#871.  Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#872.  Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)

#876.  Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)

#880.  Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)

#881.  Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street) 

#882.  Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)

#883.  Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)

#884.  Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)

#885.  Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)

#888.  Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)

#890.  Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#891.  Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)

#893.  David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)

#894.  Cox  (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#896.  Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)

#898.  Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)

#899.  Beth (Beth --- Kiss)

#901.  Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)

#902.  Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)

#903.  Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)

#904.  Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)

#905.  Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)

#906.  The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#907.  Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#908.  Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#910.  Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)

#911.  Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)

#912.  Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#914.  Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)

#915.  She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)

#917.  Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)

#918.  The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)

#919.  The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)

#920.  BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)

#921.  Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)

#925.  Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)

#926.  Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)

#929.  Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)

#931.  Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#932.  All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#934.  Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)

#936.  Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)

#937.  Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)

#938.  Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)

#939.  Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)

#940.  He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#941.  Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)

#942.  Lee (Free --- Phish)

#943.  Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)

#944.  There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)

#945.  Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)

#946.  Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)

#947.  Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)

#948.  John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#949.  Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)

#950.  Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)

#951.  Mayes (Maze --- Phish)

#953.  Mayes (Graze --- Live)

#954.  Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)

#955.  Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#956.  Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)

#957.  Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#958.  Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#960.  Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)

#962.  Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)

#963.  Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)

#966.  Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)

#967.  Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#968.  We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones) 

#970.  Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)

#972.  Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)

#973.  Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)

#974.  Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)

#976.  Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)

#977.  Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)

#978.  Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)

#979.  Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#980.  McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)

#981.  Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)

#982.  Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#983.  Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)

#985.  Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)

#986.  Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)

#987.  Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#988.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)

#989.  Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)

#990.  Q Syndrome Stewart Rhodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#991.  Mr. Hoadley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#992.  Fuck Michael Cloud (Shout It Out Loud --- Kiss)

#993.  Diaz-Balart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#995.  Ducey Fucking Broke Her Hymen (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds --- The Beatles)

#999.  Let's Go Brandon (I'm Still Standing --- Elton John)

#1001.  Dave Perdue (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#1002.  Senator Thune (Romeo's Tune --- Steve Forbert)

#1003.  Cornyn's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)

#1004.  Sam DeMarco (The Black Widow --- Alice Cooper)

#1005.  Davidson (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#1006.  He's Warren Davidson (It's Only Just Begun --- The Carpenters)

#1008.  Jones (Bones --- Radiohead)

#1010.  The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#1011.  Donald's A Clown (To Lay Me Down --- Grateful Dead)

#1012.  Donald's A Liar (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#1013.  Geoff Diehl (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#1014.  Tennessee Lee (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1015.  Warren Davidson (When The Sun Goes Down --- Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker)

#1016.  Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#1017.  Somebody Save Me (Governor Bill Lee --- Cinderella)

#1018.  Budd Is A Liar (Mud On The Tires --- Brad Paisley)

#1019.  A Coup D'etat (Breaking The Law --- Judas Priest)

#1021.  Bill Lee (Shake Me --- Cinderella)

#1022.  Trump Is Not White (Big City Nights --- Scorpions)

#1023.  Long The Big Lie (Long Slow Goodbye --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1031.  Russell Fry (Private Eyes --- Hall & Oats)

#1033.  We're Sending Mike Pence Straight To Hell (We're Sending Our Love Down The Well --- The Simpsons)

#1034.  Lisa McClain (Mistress Of Pain --- Death Angel)

#1035.  Senator Thune (Picasso Moon --- Grateful Dead)

#1036.  Madison Cawthorn (Darlington County --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1037.  Bannon's A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#1039.  Stop The Steal (Seal The Deal --- Volbeat)

#1040.  A Fat Orange Clown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty)

#1041.  Tenney's Full Of Bullshit (Any Way You Want It --- Journey)

#1042.  Donald Trump's A Cunt ('Til The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)

#1043.  Donald Trump's A Liar (Set The World Afire --- Megadeth)

#1045.  Donald Trump Is To Blame (Where The Streets Have No Name --- U2)

#1046.  Palin (Lemon --- U2)

#1047.  Palin (Woman --- John Lennon)

#1048.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1049.  Finchem (Wisdom --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1053.  Beat Peters (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#1054.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Weezer)

#1055.  Georgia's Jody (David Bowie --- Phish)

#1056.  Donald (Fluffhead --- Phish)

#1057.  Granger's Bone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1058.  Babin's A Dildo (Cabin Down Below --- Tom Petty)

#1059.  Donald's Mother (Wolfman's Brother --- Phish)

#1060.  Lack Of Administration (Lack Of Communication --- Ratt)

#1061.  CPAC (Get Back --- Paul McCartney)

#1062.  Long Is A Cunt (Long May You Run --- Neil Young)

#1063.  Donald Trump Can Go To Hell (Like To Get To Know You Well --- Howard Jones)

#1064.  Scott Is A Jerk (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1066.  Dr. Crowley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1067.  CPAC! (Attack! --- Agnostic Front)

#1069.  Steve Toth (The Sloth --- Phish)

#1070.  Rick Scott (Red Hot -- Motley Crue)

#1071.  Donald Has A Wife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#1072.  Babin (Blackened --- Metallica)

#1074.  Paul's A Fucking Rand (Playing In The Band --- Grateful Dead)

#1075.  Troy Nehls (Hells Bells --- AC/DC)

#1076.  The Treason (The Reason --- Son Volt)

#1077. Bob Good's Romancing (You Should Be Dancing --- Bee Gees)

#1078.  Dead From Covid (Dead & Bloated --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#1079.  'Lection Was A Big Lie (Nothin' But A Good Time --- Poison)

#1080.  Fox (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#1081.  Fox News (Fix You --- Coldplay)

#1082.  Enemies (Memories --- Weezer)

#1083.  Donald Has Lost (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)

#1084.  Die Donald Trump's Absurd (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)

#1086.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#1087.  Black Stupid N-Word (Black Muddy River --- Grateful Dead)

#1088.  Donald Trump's Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1090.  Jimmy Loves Porn (Jimmy Crack Corn --- Virginia Minstrels)

#1091.  Blow Jimmy (Row Jimmy --- Grateful Dead)

#1092.  Fry's An Illegal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#1093.  Fry (Fly --- Sugar Ray)

#1094.  Ashley Moody (Tutti Frutti --- Little Richard)

#1095.  Shut The Fuck Up (Movin' On Up ---  Ja'Net Dubois)

#1096.  Donald The Cunt  (Sanford & Son --- Quincy Jones)

#1097.  Small Vos Man (Big Boss Man --- Grateful Dead)

#1098.  Donald Trumper (Turbo Lover --- Judas Priest)

#1099.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Spinal Tap)

#1100.  Trump was 45 (Stars On 45 --- Stars On 45)

#1101.  Donald Stormy (Rock Hard Ride Free --- Judas Priest)

#1102.  The Kush (The Kiss --- The Cure)

#1103.  Huizenga!  (Bazinga! --- Big Bang Theory)

#1104.  Witt Fuck (Shit Luck --- Modest Mouse)

#1106.  Witt Clown (Shit Towne --- Live)

#1107.  Patrick J. Witt (Into The Pit --- Testament)

#1108.  Hines's Wife (Signs of Life --- Pink Floyd)

#1109.  Watters Loves To Lie (Water In The Sky --- Phish)

#1110.  MAGA Is Red (I Love The Dead --- Alice Cooper)

#1112.  Joyce Is Scary (Voices Is Carry --- 'Til Tuesday)

#1113.  Josh Mandel (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#1114.  Bo Hines (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1115.  Fuck Jesse Watters (Smoke On The Water --- Deep Purple)

#1116.  Nose Grows (Dope Nose --- Weezer)

#1117.  Luther Is Strange (People Are Strange --- The Doors)

#1118.  John Gordon (Five To One --- The Doors)

#1119.  Fortenberry Loves The Big Lie (Ordinary Average Guy --- Joe Walsh)

#1120.  Hice Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)

#1121.  Cunt Loves Forty Five, Dollar Signs/Ginni (867-5309/Jenny --- Tommy Tutone)

#1125.  Good Golly Josh Hawley (Good Golly Miss Molly --- Little Richard)

#1129.  Donald Trump (Booneville Stomp --- Primus)

#1136.  Donald (Epic --- Faith No More)

#1137.  Penis (Venus --- Bananarama)

#1138. Donald Trump Is Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#1139.  I'll Hate (I'll Wait --- Van Halen)

#1140.  Sarah Palin (Am I Evil? --- Metallica

#1141.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1142. Senator Rand (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

#1143.  Scavino Drama (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)

#1144.  Cotton Is A Whore (Rotten To The Core --- Overkill)

#1145.  Fake Shit For You (Make It Wit Chu --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1146.  John James Is Gay (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1147.  John James (Freeze Frame --- J. Geils Band)

#1148.  Mast's A Mess (Last Caress --- Metallica)

#1149.  Kat Deceiver (Cat Scratch Fever --- Ted Nugent)

#1150.  Gay Kat Slut (Stray Cat Strut --- Stray Cats)

#1151.  Jane's Red (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)

#1152.  Trumpin' U.S.A. (Surfin' U.S.A. --- The Beach Boys)

#1153.  Imagine (Imagine --- Julian Lennon)

#1156.  McSwain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

#1158.  Donald's A Liar (Girl On Fire --- Alicia Keys)

#1160.  Jokin' With Putin (Smokin From Shootin --- My Morning Jacket)

#1162.  Kennedy (Remedy --- The Black Crowes)

#1163.  VEEP (Creep --- Radiohead)

#1165.  Donald Isn't White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#1167.  Palin (Sailing --- Christopher Cross)

#1168.  On Her Knees (Seas of Cheese --- Primus)

#1169.  Mar-a-Lago (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#1170.  Scott Pruitt (Hot Rockin' --- Judas Priest)

#1171.  That Donald's A Lyin' Clown (Stop Draggin' My Heart Around --- Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty)

#1173.  45 Beckons For Your Money (45 Seconds Of Ecstasy --- Susan Wood)

#1175.  Herbster's A Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1176.  Kathryn Mizelle (See You In Hell --- Grim Reaper)

#1177.  Norman (Woman --- John Lennon)

#1179.  Kathryn Mizelle (Rock You To Hell --- Grim Reaper)

#1180.  Ron DeSantis (Pocahantos --- Neil Young)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

#1184.  Masters The Dumbshit (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica)

#1185.  Frank LaRose (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1186.  Carey Is A Hated Cunt (Carry On Wayward Son --- Kansas)

#1187.  Chabot (Habit --- Pearl Jam)

#1188.  Meet Randy Fine (Sweet Caroline --- Neil Diamond)

#1189.  Bill Johnson Song (The Wanton Song --- Led Zeppelin)

#1190.  Steve (Breathe --- Pink Floyd)

#1191.  Michael Carey (Mr. Scary --- Dokken)

#1192.  Carey Of Hate (Carry That Weight --- The Beatles)

#1194.  He's A Faggot Brad Wenstrup (Never Gonna Give You Up --- Rick Astley)

#1196.  Stormy's Chest (We Are Blest --- Tammy Faye Baker)

#1197.  Steve Chabot (Bad Habits --- David Lee Roth)

#1198.  Dear Mike Carey (Dear Rosemary --- Foo Fighters)

#1199.  Mr. Carey (Dr. Scary --- Dokken)

 

#1200.  Fuck J.D. Vance (Give Peace A Chance --- John Lennon)

 

#1202.  Wild Troy (Wild Boys --- Duran Duran)

 

#1203.  Yost (Ghost --- Phish)

#1204.  Yost Fucker! (Ghostbusters! --- Ray Parker Jr.)

#1205.  All Spartz (Doll Parts --- Hole)

#1208.  Conway's Unwell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#1209.  Conway Malign (Good Day Sunshine --- The Beatles)

#1210.  Connie Bloody Conway (Sunday Bloody Sunday --- U2)

#1211.  Why Did Jim Baird Fuck You (I Never Cared For You --- Willie Nelson)

#1212.  What If Mehmet Oz Commits Treason (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#1213.  Troy Is A Girl (Joy To he World --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1214.  Jake Evans The Cunt (Ten Seconds To Love --- Motley Crue)

#1215.  Vernon Jones (Game Of Thrones - Ramin Djawadi)

#1217.  Majewski's Asinine (Nobody's Fault But Mine - Black Crowes)

#1218.  Go Fuck Yourself Today (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)

#1220.  He's Kevin Cabrera (Tea In The Sahara --- The Police)

#1221.  Donald Was 45 (Polkas on 45 --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1222.  The Bullshit of Mike McCaul (Cigarettes and Alcohol --- Oasis)

#1223.  Gangbang Steube (Hang On Sloopy --- The McCoys)

#1224.  Fund Raising Mace (Amazing Grace --- Aretha Franklin) 

#1225.  James Comer (October --- U2)

#1226.  A.C.B. (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#1227.  Andy Barr (Drive My Car --- Paul McCartney)

#1228.  Fuck You I'm Lloyd Smucker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#1229.  Perry (Very --- Moby)

#1230.  Mike McCaul (Cannonball --- The Breeders)

#1231.  Scott Perry's Asshole Is Queer (It Was A Very Good Year --- Frank Sinatra)

#1232.  Reschenthaler (Midnight Rider --- Allman Brothers)

#1233.  Pete Ricketts To Sacrifice (Two Tickets To Paradise --- Eddie Money)

#1234.  Trump Has A Tiny Bone (You'll Never Walk Alone --- Mark Madden)

#1235.  Kiley's Seditious (Highly Suspicious --- My Morning Jacket)

#1236.  Kathy Barnette (Sunrise, Sunset --- Fiddler On The Roof)

#1237.  Mastriano (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#1238.  Here Cums Ted Budd (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1239.  Perdue's A Liar (Into The Fire --- Dokken)

#1240.  Perdue's Campaign Is Broken (Into The Great Wide Open --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1241.  Sandy (Mandy --- Barry Manilow)

#1242.  Trump Is A Liar (Jump In The Fire --- Metallica)

#1243.  Kleefisch (Wishlist --- Pearl Jam)

#1244.  Bishop (Whip It --- DEVO)

#1245.  Cline's Outta Line (Time Outta Mind --- Steely Dan)

#1246.  Ben Cline's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)

 #1247.  Asshole Of Barry Moore (Knockin' On Heaven's Door)

#1248.  Moore's Unappealing (More Than A Feeling) 

#1249.  Moore Is Fucking Gay (More Than I Can Say --- Leo Sayer)

#1250.  Cline (Time --- Pink Floyd) 

#1251.  Ivanka Trump Was A Whore (Let My Love Open The Door --- Pete Townshend)

#1252.  Buddy Carter (Buddy Holly --- Weezer)

#1253.  Jared Kushner's A Whore (Lookin' Out My Back Door --- John Fogerty)

#1254.  Burton Jones (Casey Jones --- Grateful Dead)

#1255.  Cline Should Really Die (Time For Me To Fly --- REO Speedwagon)

#1256.  Learn Fake News (Turn Me Loose --- Loverboy)

#1257.  Walker (Rocker --- AC/DC)

#1258.  Mastriano (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#1259.  Trump Annoys (Thank You Boys --- Jane's Addiction)

#1260.  Eathorne (Reborn --- Slayer)

#1261.  Mike Lee (Love Street --- The Doors)

#1262.  Fry Wants To Fuck You (Why Can't I Be You? --- The Cure)

#1263.  Russell Fry's Depends (Why Can't We Be Friends? --- WAR)

#1264.  Russell Fry (Frizzle Fry --- Primus)

#1265.  Mehmet Oz (Gods Of Wrath --- Metal Church)

#1266.  Lee Zeldin Ain't Svelte (Split Open And Melt --- Phish)

#1267.  Long's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#1268.  Feenstra  (Outkast --- Hey Ya)

#1269.  Hinson (Wilson --- Phish)

#1270.  Jared Kushner (Love And Marriage --- Frank Sinatra)

#1271.  Stormy Daniels (Love And Marriage --- Frank Sinatra)

#1272.  Donald Lied (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)

#1273.  Britt Is The Shit (If This Is It --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1274.  Armstrong (Birdsong --- Grateful Dead)

#1275.  Zeldin Harms (Open Arms --- Journey)

#1276.  McClintock (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1277.  Autocratic (Automatic --- Weezer)

#1278.  Kelly Armstrong (Finest Worksong --- R.E.M.)

#1279.  Trump (Lump --- The Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1281.  Marchant (Urgent --- Foreigner)

#1282.  Fuckin' Hamadeh (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys) 

#1283.  Hamadeh (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1284.  Abraham Hamadeh (Born In The U.S.A. --- Bruce Springsteen)

 #1285.  Duncan (London --- Queensryche)

#1286.  Abe Hamadeh (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1287.  Hamadeh (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

#1288.  Katie (Lady --- Styx)

#1289.  Mann Loves Black Cocks  (Man In The Box --- Alice In Chains)

#1290.  Walker's The Man (Walk Like A Man --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)

#1291.  Blow Hamadeh (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1292.  Fuck Abe Hamadeh (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1294.  Tracey Mann (Better Man --- Pearl Jam) 

#1293.  A Retard (House Of Cards --- Radiohead)

#1295.  Trump Train (Love Train --- The O'Jays)

#1296.  Billy Long (Everlong --- Foo Fighters) 

#1297.  Trump's A Jew (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1298.  Clark Car (Dark Star --- Grateful Dead)

#1299.  Fuck Katie Britt (Identikit --- Radiohead)

 

#1300.  Vernon Jones (Throwing Stones --- Grateful Dead)

 

 

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