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Has anyone noticed how Senate minority whip John Thune is turning yellow? It has become the best way to distinguish oneself in government. Simply turn into a different color. Trump obviously went from white to Orange. And now John Thune is slowly turning into this jaundiced shade of yellow.
Let's see here. Barasshole is white. Bitch McConnell is white. Port-a-John Cornyn is white. But the head of John Thune, lurking in the background, appears a little yella.
You gotta wonder who's next. Maybe Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown morphing into my partner Mason's favorite color? As the 2022 midterms approach, I'd be willing to bet that Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene will transform her complexion into some form of green. Much like the Despicable Bulk.
Yellow Thune sonofsaf
Midwest is gay South Dakot-uh isn’t great Thune causing hate and rage Ivanka Jew wants to get paid Yellow Thune is unwise Yellow Thune is unwise
All a show, Orange Prolapse does not blow Coup d’état for Thune you know Yellow Thune is unwise
It’s the way of things the big lie remains More strife, depraved keep them afraid
Yellow no lie and dark kinda bizarre But from afar knows how to behave The voters will pay, jag-off of all trades Yellow Thune is unwise Yellow Thune is unwise Yellow Thune is unwise Yellow Thune is unwise
Yellow Moon Pearl Jam
Here far away One could feel the earth vibrate Moon changing shape and shade As we all do under its gaze Yellow moon on the rise Yellow moon on the rise
Round we go, where we stop no one knows So tonight the moon I go Yellow moon on the rise
An echo that rings a bullet unchained One life, one grave joins the parade
At night the sky grows dark with fallen stars Who comes so far a headstone and grave The colors turns grey, the black and white fades
Yellow Moon on the rise Yellow Moon on the rise Yellow Moon on the rise Yellow Moon on the rise
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA 9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones) 6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA * 10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA * 10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH 5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH 10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH 9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival) 4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA 4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
* - my 2 favorite Pearl Jam concerts.
Please do not share this material with Senator John Thune (R-SD).
Donald Trump in 2020 --- “RINO John Thune, ‘Mitch’s boy’, should just let it play out. South Dakota doesn’t like weakness. He will be primaried in 2022,
political career over!!!”
Needless to say, the Orange Prolapse doesn't care much for Thune.As usual, he spouts off with his routine, effortless imbecility. But if Trump had given his statement any serious consideration, he would realize that no such primary competitor exists in the state of South Dakota. The only viable primary opponent is Kristi Noem who has made it abundantly clear that she's going to remain in the executive office of Governor.
Senator Thune sonofsaf
His name’s John Thune He is John Thune So what if Trump had lost He was pure scum Wet dreams And failed to heal the scars
Bullshit full See what I meant ‘Cause his bite’s not strong Just like a dud Trump is all bark
He’s Senator John Thune Senator John Thune Senator John Thune Senator John Thune
Sail To The Moon Radiohead
I sucked the moon I spoke too soon And how much did it cost? I was dropped from Moonbeams And sailed on shooting stars
Maybe you'll Be president But know right from wrong Or in the flood You'll build an ark
And sail us to the moon Sail us to the moon Sail us to the moon Sail us to the moon
Radiohead:
8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
2003 was a great year for Radiohead. Solid concerts. Not too rockin'. Not too dreamy. Just right.
Please do not share this material with Senator John Thune (R-SD).
Music intended to stereotype black men and women emerged during the early 1900's. "Coon songs" were specifically designed to reinforce the notions that African Americans were philanderers, drug-using criminals, and drunken gamblers. The idea was to present the case that black human beings were a continual threat and constant danger to society.
On the other hand, "Thune songs" are a genre of music embodying the the Republican establishment. The so called RINOs and GOP country clubbers who faithfully stand behind the Orange Prolapse while doing their best to downplay the January 6 insurrection and ignore the consequences of the big lie.
Thuney lookin' goony. Trumpy actin' grumpy.
Thune Songs sonofsaf
Republican bullshit is all the same He’s John Thune rambling on about who’s to blame He says things like good gravy It drives ‘em crazy He's Senator Thune... just part of the scam
Coon Songs Nathan Givins
Last night I did go to a big Crap game, How dem coons did gamble wuz a sin and a shame... I'm gambling for my Sadie, Cause she's my lady, I'm a hustling coon... dat's just what I am.
Maybe, just maybe, the United States isn't as "historically united" as many would claim.
Please do not share this material with Senator and minority whip John Thune (R-SD).
Trump had one of his Save America rallies over the weekend. Held at some rural county fairground in scary Perry, Georgia. He even floated the idea that a black, liberal Stacey Abrams "might very well" make a better governor than Brian Kemp (R-GA). After all, Kemp refused to tow/hold the line... and go along with the big lie.
Someone really needs to come up with a term for that tiny crew of black dudes who stand directly behind Trump. Maybe NWT (Niggas with Trumpitude)? Trump Suckas? Negro Numbskulls? Black Bizatches?
So this is a new one. Even for the Orange Prolapse. Trump is now pretending to be overly consumed by his own sense of imaginary betrayal. So much so that he'd be willing to float the notion of actually supporting an evil Democrat. All with the express intent of exacting revenge on any Republican who won't kiss the ring (the one in the center of his ass).
Now that is cult-like hero worship taken to the next level!
Anyway, the "pre-Dump" festivities included a warm up speech from Lt. Governor candidate Burt Jones.
Burt Jones (left) poses with Trump and some other douchebag in a non-gaudy photo op.
Burt sonofsaf
He’s Burt and is he gay The fake news is not real He shits so many stains He wants to stop the steal He doesn’t have a soul It is the the way of things Republicans all pray And he despises the left wing
Why is he so dumb? You can’t defend Jobs he has to blow Cock in gay ass won’t bend He will fuck you all His desire to flirt He will love the clown He will fuck you Burt
Stormy has two big tits Motor boat if you care Just connect the dots Nips that really scare The big lie is a crime The dealings far and near Vote for someone else Who is not so queer
Why is he so dumb? We can’t defend Jobs he has to blow Cock in gay ass won’t bend
He will fuck you all His desire to flirt He will love the clown He will fuck you Burt If he was a human A vilified display He would fuck himself His wood’s very gay
Hurt Nine Inch Nails
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything
What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here
What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end
And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way
The Cyber Ninja crew finally presented their revamped version of the Arizona 2020 election results. Both for Maricopa County and statewide.
Gotta be honest. I never imagined they'd actually release any "definitive numbers." It was my theory that they would simply pass the buck to the Arizona State Senate who'd issue a statement about how there was "vast interference and tampering" by the Democrats. And therefore, the process was corrupted! Resulting in an inability to express complete confidence in the vote totals. We can't say with absolute certainty what the real numbers are... but it does indeed appear that Trump won by a significant margin. In all candor, he won by a lot.
But my speculation was incorrect.
Orange Prolapsin’ sonofsaf
Orange Prolapsin’ Makes you wanna cum Even though you know that he’s a cunt His way so gay Acts all-knowing Wife’s a fucking whore Has lots of toys Slovenians would rather screw Fuck you
Orange Prolapsin’ Insurrection fight The Proud Boys are far right The Oath Keepers delight
Trump sure blows He’s always such an ass Like rodents scurrying Leaves you aghast Please stay away Orange Prolapsin’ Cheatin’ on your wife What a huge fuck up Stormy’s tits are not for you Fuck you Fuck you yeah
Prolapsin’ Insurrection fight The Proud Boys are far right The Oath Keepers delight
Prolapsin’ Insurrection fight The Proud Boys are far right The Oath Keepers delight
Prolapsin’ Insurrection fight The Proud Boys are far right The Oath Keepers delight
Prolapsin’ Insurrection fight The Proud Boys are far right The Oath Keepers delight
Orange Prolapsin’ Makes you wanna cum Even though you know that he’s a cunt His way so gay Butt you're prolapsin’ Yeah prolapsin’
Sister Christian Night Ranger
Sister Christian Oh the time has come And you know that you're the only one To say okay Where you going What you looking for You know those boys Don't want to play no more with you It's true
You're motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight
Babe, you know You're growing up so fast And mama's worrying That you won't last To say let's play Sister Christian There's so much in life Don't you give it up Before your time is due It's true It's true yeah
Motoring What's your price for flight You've got him in your sight And driving through the night
Motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight
Motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight
Motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight
Sister Christian Oh the time has come And you know that you're the only one To say okay But you're motoring Yeah motoring
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
Night Ranger:
2-16-86, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Foreigner & Journey)
I swung by Station Square in the the fall of 2019 just before the stench of Covid. For reasons I still fail to comprehend, Night Ranger opened up for washed-up, cunt-tree megastar Toby Keith. I really couldn't bring myself to seek out a ticket. So I just hung outside and listened to a solid Night Ranger perform a mediocre setlist... and then bolted. In my opinion, Pittsburgh's Highmark Stadium is a totally underrated concert venue.
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Kim Reynolds is Iowa's Republican Governor. What a glorious honor it must be to preside over the bible belt, meth-head farmers of the heartland. Me so corny!
Just yesterday, I got one of those RNC spam emails begging for money.
Eric,
Chairman McDaniel and I agree - it’s time to get our children back to school! So I was thrilled to join the Chairman on her “Real America” podcast to discuss just how Republican leadership is keeping our schools open, banning Critical Race Theory, and working to create a bright future for our children with an economy of unlimited opportunity for all.
While Joe Biden and Democrat Governors across the country continue to placate liberal teacher unions by embracing mask mandates and radical Critical Race Theory indoctrination - Republicans will continue to prioritize our children, their learning, and getting them safely back in the classroom.
It is up to Republican Leadership to continue to defend the liberties and rights of every American citizen and safeguard the protections of our United States Constitution. Chairman McDaniel and I discuss just this in today’s episode.
We as Americans must continue to stand up for our freedoms -- we have all witnessed how quickly the Radical Left has attempted to strip them away.
So, I hope you’ll enjoy my and the Chairman’s conversation and I sincerely hope it will encourage you to join the dialogue as we work to preserve our nation for future generations.
Thank you,
Kim Reynolds Iowa Governor
Notice how Kimmy refers to her as "Chairman" and not "Chairwoman." Hey, most Midwest Republicans would be outraged by the blatant gender political correctness compliance. I suppose it could be worse. She could be calling her "Ronna" amidst a Covid spike. Does anyone see the irony of a woman actually named Ronna overseeing the Republican counter-narrative during a health pandemic?
Anyway, as expected, Reynolds is predictably leaning into the Critical Race Theory nonsense.
Considering Iowa's ethnic breakdown, it'll probably work in her favor.
I must concede, listening to those two female followers of the Orange Prolapse... well it does give me this strange urge to use tin foil. Hmm, using tin foil. Er, uh. I meant chewing tin foil.
Please do not share this material with Governor Kim Reynolds (R-IA) and/or RNC Chair-subhuman Ronna McDaniel.
If I was a pro-choice Democratic strategist taking aim at the absurdly draconian, newly enacted abortion law in the state of Texas, here's what I would do.
First, let's face the crux of the issue. Regardless of your feelings about abortion, the notion that anyone, anywhere in the country instantly has the legal standing to sue anyone in the state of Texas who "assists" a woman with obtaining an abortion... well, that's beyond the brink of insanity. And who proposed the rape and incest clause exemptions? And who the fuck came up with the arbitrary amount of 10K? In the name of Mitt Romney!
But hey, that's Governor Greg Abbott and his merry band of politicians. Everybody smile!
Anyone see a similarity here? Oh wait a second. There's that one black woman in the lower right corner. Kinda surprised they didn't get her to sit on Abbott's "wheelchair lap." Front and center. You know, gotta support the team.
So the media has already exposed the Uber/Lyft angle of corporate management pledging to stand behind their drivers and cover any hypothetical legal bills for "helping" a woman with her celebratory journey to an abortion clinic. Well I say, if Abbott and the Republicans want it... let them have it. Let's elevate this concept and turn it all into a contentious litmus test.
Okay. Texas has a ton of major international airports. Houston, Dallas/Ft. Worth, San Antonio, El Paso, fuckin' Lubbock, whatever. Find a veteran "Sully-like" airplane pilot who routinely flies into one of the hubs. And have him make the following statement on live television... "In compliance with the newly enacted, Republican-inspired state law... before boarding my airplane, it will be necessary to provide a negative pregnancy test for ALL female passengers over the age of 13. For those aged 11-13, I'd be willing to reluctantly accept a verbal statement that they have not yet started their menstrual cycle. I don't wish to make my female passengers uncomfortable, but the Republican designated law is paramount."
It's all born out of the liability and culpability... that a female passenger might be pregnant and could hypothetically be seeking an out-of-state abortion.
Considering the current climate of "air rage" and "mask resistance"... call me crazy, but I seriously doubt this would go over well with the general population of reasonable human beings.
If asked about it, simply reply, "Well, I'm just trying to do my job and uphold the law. What would you suggest I do? Hey, state and regional elections have consequences. Uh, this is what usually happens when you elect right wing lunatics who are unfit to hold office. There's a good chance they'll try to implement extremist legislation."
Shma-Shmortion sonofsaf
Shma-Shmortion Jonah Hill (from the movie Knocked Up)
Herewith, when referencing the current Texas Governor Greg Abbott, I would humbly ask reporters to refer to him as "Shmeg "Shma-Shmortion" Shabbott."The Shmegma Variant!
Loved Knocked Up. Kinda fizzled near the end. But all things considered, that was some funny shit.
Please do not share this material with Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) and/or any Republican politicians throughout the "late" state of Texas. Period.
Former Ohio State football player and current Congressman Anthony Gonzalez (R-OH) has opted to retire.
Just for the record, Gonzalez voted in favor of Trump's second impeachment. So naturally, it raised the ire and relative circumference of the Orange Prolapse.
But it does beg the question, if this rhino baldo is too scared to seek reelection, well, where the hell does that leave us?
The answer being... likely in the capable hands of Trump lapdog Max Miller.
An
eager Max Miller mentally readies himself for a random blow job in
hometown MAGA country. Trump looks on and thinks to himself...
"Cleveland suburbs. Good boy."
Max Miller sonofsaf
He is full of bullshit Horrible wet dream Political coat hanger Abortion know what I mean
Like a Trumpy mobster Total fucking liar Praise to the Orange Prolapse don’t ask why
He is the Max Miller Ohio’s Max Miller
Very overrated Bastard if you please The time is right to demonize Make Dems drink antifreeze
The China Virus blunder Covid fucked up deal Insurrection helps us stop the steal
He is the Max Miller Ohio’s Max Miller
He’s still full of fucking bullshit Hates Mexicans and Islam Congressional honor don’t meddle Whiter people love their guns
ICE will try to capture Situation’s grave Waiting for the rapture Jesus Christ is gonna save
The Proud Boys were rebellious Saw it on TV live Let’s fuck the Democrats and demonize
He is the Max Miller Ohio’s Max Miller Big Mac meal Max Miller Happy meal Mace Miller
He is the Max Miller Ohio’s Max Miller He is the Max Miller Ohio’s Max Miller
So I caught the 50th Judas Priest Anniversary tour last week in Youngstown. Which incidentally borders the Gonzalez congressional district. Zipped up solo. Great show. Tailgating scene was borderline pathetic. But then again it's Ohio. They closed the set with Painkiller. To be totally frank, I think I could've conceived of a better commemorative set list. Definitely would have included Riding on the Wind. Why do they never play Love Bites or Heavy Duty? Maybe Green Manalishi or Diamonds and Rust. Eliminate some of the newer material.
Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump and/or Ohio Congressional candidate Max Miller.
Constructed in 1964, the Houston Astrodome was once hailed as the 8th Wonder of the World. Even though it currently sits vacant in the shadow of NRG Stadium, it's still considered an iconic landmark. Thus it cannot be legally razed. Cue the futility of the parking gods.
Now the state of South Dakota is far removed from the 4th largest city in the country, but here's my idea. Okay, everyone knows that Mount Rushmore is one of the 7 Wonders of the World. Right? Well, not really. But in the era of the Orange Prolapse, you just say it is. And repeat it over and over. Until you accept the nonsensical lie. Basically until the ad nauseum aspect makes you physically nauseous. It's called revisionist history.
So anyhoo, here's my idea. Herewith, whenever someone references South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, they shalt wondrously and gazingly address her as "Asshole Noem." A fitting tribute to her superstar status in the GOP.
Asshole Noem sonofsaf
Astrodome Former Houston mayor Roy Hofheinz
For she is the 9th Wonder of the GOP.
I'm not sure which hypothetical scenario leaves me more palpably ill.
"Om" is is probably the most well known meditation mantra in the world.
When said aloud, Om (or
Aum) sounds like a three-part word. The "A" stands for creation,
"U" is manifestation, and "M" is destruction. It's
basically an all-encompassing representation for the entire universe compressed into a single
sound. The union of mind, body, and spirit.
The Christian political equivalent is "Noem" --- a tribute to South Dakota's very own Republican Governor Kristi Noem.
Positions taken by political leaders must "line up with the word of God."
In response to the recent Covid uptick in her state (hospitals beyond capacity, people sick and dying, etc.), Noem is taking concrete action. She's desperately pushing for prayer in school.
Hmm, uh yeah. That'll help.
When you repeatedly chant the word "Noem"... it actually represents the embodiment of all that is Nasty, Obscene, Evil, and Malicious. Repeat after me. Noem.
Not sure that 3+ hours of "OMing" is absolutely necessary. But it's a great way to kick off one of those religious prayer breakfasts. Kinda like a Trump rally. Show up way too early. And make a hasty exit while the Orange Prolapse babbles on and on.
I’m going on record now:
If they try to cancel Christianity, if they try to force me to apologize or recant my Faith, I will not bend, I will not waver, I will not break. On Christ the solid Rock I stand. And I’m proud to be an American.
Saf, no offense, but that doesn't sound like something you would say. And you'd be correct.
It's a pinned tweet from Jenna Ellis, an integral part of the Orange Prolapse's sketchy legal team.
Jenna takes the mic. Surrounded by a despondent paint face, albino cunt, and pompous fuck.
Ellis Lie sonofsaf
I’m a lawyer for an ass Orange Prolapse has lots of gas Always looking at the polls Always looking at the polls Trump’s daughter is now a Jew Donald is shit we hope he dies Oh Ivanka Kushner is a Jew A Jenna Ellis lie
All her thoughts are so impure She's a demon bitch and a whore All the bullshit that she tried All the bullshit that she tried Trump’s daughter is now a Jew Donald is shit we hope he dies Oh Ivanka Kushner is a Jew A Jenna Ellis lie
[Whistling]
Trump’s daughter is now a Jew Donald is shit we hope he dies Oh Ivanka Kushner is a Jew A Jenna Ellis lie
We are praying that Donald dies In 2020 so many cried Trump is filled with great disdain Trump is filled with great disdain Trump’s daughter is now a Jew Donald is shit we hope he dies Oh Ivanka Kushner is a Jew A Jenna Ellis lie Watch out baby a Jenna Ellis lie Look out baby a Jenna Ellis lie
Jealous Guy John Lennon
I was dreaming of the past and my heart was beating fast I began to lose control I began to lose control I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry Oh my I didn't want to hurt you I'm just a jealous guy
I was feeling insecure You might not love me anymore I was shivering inside I was shivering inside Oh I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry Oh my I didn't want to hurt you I'm just a jealous guy
[Whistling]
I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry Oh my I didn't want to hurt you I'm just a jealous guy
I was trying to catch your eyes I thought that you were trying to hide I was swallowing my pain I was swallowing my pain I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry Oh my I didn't want to hurt you I'm just a jealous guy watch out baby I'm just a jealous guy Look out baby I'm just a jealous guy
You gotta wonder why someone would kill John Lennon. Out of everyone out there, why him? Turns out that Mark David Chapman was seeking instant celebrity status. He just wanted to be famous. Hey, maybe that asshole was merely ahead of his time. His particular crime, shooting Lennon in the back 4 times, seems better suited for 2020... and beyond.
