#1435. Talk To Mark Meadows

Trump's former Chief-of-Staff Mark Meadows has been ordered to testify before a grand jury in Georgia next month regarding the 2020 election interference.

Since the failed insurrection, you rarely see these two clowns smiling.  Just an observation.

I'm pretty sure that Meadows has come to the realization that he's inextricably "linked for life" to the Orange Prolapse.  And that any future political aspirations will likely receive the same amount of due respect and consideration... that Trump has previously given to Top Secret documents.  

Hint #1: Flush.

Hint #2: Toilet.

Regardless, the Fulton County District Attorney's Office will be talking to Mark Meadows.  He'll almost certainly be claiming executive privilege and "blanket pleading" the 5th.  Would you expect any less?

Talk To Mark Meadows
sonofsaf

Trump is gay, and so ugly
And he’s fucking you
Donald Trump Jr.’s so fucked up
He’s an Orange Prolapse clown,
God damn, fuck you
You will have to pay, shit ain’t free
Daughter Jew

The big liar farts weight gain and such
From behind
The insurrection, a very shitty crime
It's no wonder a shit show from the start
That ass ain’t free
Of Kristi Noem
They’ll talk to Mark Meadows
He’s gay or so it would seem
They’ll talk to Mark Meadows

You take top secret documents at night
Stop the steal if God be willing cops are dead
Trump is a hater who wants to fight
But when the mid-terms come November
Suppress you too

They’ll talk to Mark Meadows
He’s gay or so it would seem
They’ll talk to Mark Meadows
Some say the fifth he’ll plea
An attempt to deceive

 

Walk In The Shadows
Queensryche

What you say, you're through with me
I'm not through with you
We've had what others might call love
So you say it's over now,
What's done, what's through?
You can't stay away, you need me
I need you

When the fire starts the pain's too much
For your mind
You need attention, what's good is only mine
I can cure the hunger that burns in your heart
So Just come to me
I'll take you home
We'll walk in the shadows
By day we'll live in a dream
We'll walk in the shadows

You say you don't feel safe alone tonight
Cause you feel the pressure building in your head
Our secret's safe for one more night
But when the morning comes remember
I'll be with you

We'll walk in the shadows
By day we'll live in a dream
We'll walk in the shadows
One day you'll be with me
If only you believe...

Challenging song.  The lyrics are very choppy and inconsistent.

So... Rage for Order or Operation Mindcrime?

Now that's a tough one.  I'd probably have to go with the latter. 

I've always thought the Metallica/ Queensryche tour of the late 80's was one of the most intriguing pairings in metal history. (And Justice For All/ Operation Mindcrime)  Glad I got to see it.  Front row on the floor in Dayton.  But halfway through Metallica I got "shoved" off the railing.  Rowdy crowd.  Probably for the best as I really had to take a piss.  Not a lot of options back in those general admission arena days.

Queensryche:

11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH
4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
7-23-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
3-31-12, Wheeling Island Casino, Wheeling, WV

 

The Big Lie 100: (#610)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

Please do not share this material with Mark Meadows and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1434. Mrs. Smiley

Tiffany Smiley (R) will be challenging incumbent Senator Patty Murray (D-WA) for her Senate seat in the 2022 November mid-terms.

Smiley smiling (on the right).

Smiley will likely lose by about 10 points.  Such a convincing defeat will not be conducive to smiling.

Regardless, in my world there can be only one true Tiffany.

Honorable mention: Tiffany Trump.

Daughter to an Orange Prolapse.

 

Mrs. Smiley
sonofsaf

Mrs. Smiley, fucks the MAGA inbred
Oh, Mrs. Smiley, ain’t sufficiently red
All the while Trump’s a total fascist
Like a Hitler on call
What a piece of shit fucking bastard
Yeah, he’s hated by one and all

Mrs. Harming, Donald Trump’s not a cure
Mrs. Disarming, Democrats you abhor
The President king’s causing bloodshed
Man for what it is worth
Believe the big lie and the bullshit
Abortion’s better than still birth

Mrs. Smiley, wants endorsements of course
Mrs. Smiley, she won’t show no remorse
A coup d’etat crime is so drastic
Gonna build a Great Wall
A coup d’état crime ain’t fantastic
Planning an attack on the mall

We know he’ll never repent
Donald Trump ain’t heaven sent
Donald Trump ain’t, Donald Trump ain’t heaven sent, yeah

 

Mr. Crowley
Ozzy Osbourne

Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head?
Oh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Your life style to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Satan's call

Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure?
Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred
Manifest on this Earth
Conceived in the eye of a secret
And they scattered the afterbirth

Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic, of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maidens call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall

Was it polemically sent
l want to know what you meant
I want to know, I want to know what you meant, yeah

I've never seen Ozzy Osbourne live in concert.  Never took a ride on the crazy train.  Closest I've come is a dozen or so Trump Train rallies.  How pathetic is that? 

Ozzy recently announced that his family's moving back to England due to rampant U.S. gun violence.  Mason and I were planning a 2020 summer trip to London to see Pearl Jam at Hyde Park.  Our first trip across an ocean.  Then Covid hit.

Favorite Ozzy album?  Gotta go with Bark At The Moon.

The Big Lie 100: (#609)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

Please do not share this material with Tiffany Smiley and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1433. Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters

Blake Masters, the Arizona Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, is desperately trying to kickstart his faltering campaign.

"If you want to see the affirmative action regime on display, just look at Biden’s White House.  He chose Kamala Harris, so incompetent she can’t even get a sentence out."

The irony of that statement?   For the love of Christ, if there's one, single individual in the entire Biden administration who's actually "capable of getting a sentence out"... uh, it's the Vice President, Kamala Harris.

Masters is such a glaringly phony MAGA douchebag!  Even worse than Oz.  He's just trying to get back in the good graces of Trump after deleting claims of how the 2020 election was stolen from the Orange Prolapse.  Pathetic.  Such a poor excuse for a venture capitalist.  

If Mr. Wonderful was dead, he'd be turning over in his grave.

 

Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters
sonofsaf

When the Congress is stalling, Republicans appalling
Because everything is the big lie
Anal sodomization, asshole desecration
Cops you’ll be mourning, all their families will cry
So here’s your brass tax, take it up the ass
There fuckin’ never is a doubt ‘cause if you face the facts
Dying for Trump Tower ‘cause it gives him power
He’s a loser with small hands just doesn’t understand

Trump’s committing crimes trying to prop up the big lie
All of the strife butt what the fuck is left to give
The Donald is queer, ‘cause Arizona’s here
Tiny mushroom dick and possibly butt plug
A fucking disaster, Donald and his crapper
Used to be a libtard now he is a retard
This shit is getting crasser, he’s an ass trespasser
Fucked up ass Blake Masters
Anal ain’t free, up the ass you will see
No aplomb
Orange Prolapse
Clown

MAGA ‘genda installed, Trump wants to build a wall
He’s shitting on a toilet right?
Trump will now devote, memoirs that he wrote
A McDonald’s is the place to dine
All the Big Macs are a shame ‘cause the carbs and fat he’ll blame
Prolapse is beneath a colon in the crease
For you know the social truth, the anal kissing booth
It’s how Ivanka became a real fake Jew

Trump’s committing crimes trying to prop up the big lie
All of this strife butt what the fuck is left to give
The Donald is queer, ‘cause Arizona’s here
Tiny mushroom dick and possibly butt plug
A fucking disaster, Donald and his crapper
Used to be a libtard now he is a retard
This shit is getting crasser, he’s an ass trespasser
Fucked up ass Blake Masters
Anal ain’t free, up the ass you will see
No aplomb
Orange Prolapse
Orange clown

Fabulous Disaster
Exodus

When the missiles are falling, and the reaper comes calling
You had better kiss your ass goodbye
Atomic detonation, mass immolation
Without a warning, all your memories will die
So try to relax, face up to the facts
You'll either die or the fallout will rot you in your tracks
There'll be no tomorrow, only pain and sorrow
'Cause our futures in the hands of a raving madman

They spend all their time building missiles so people die
What kind of life do you expect for us to live?
We're angered by fear, because the time is near
When some lunatic will finally pull the plug
And forever after, you can hear the laughter
World's being plastered by an evil bastard
Exterminating faster, devastating plaster
Fabulous disaster
Now you can see, what this all means to me
When the bomb
Comes falling
Down

Now the reaper has called, but do you have the balls
To sit there or stand up and fight?
Try to make a note, it's your right to vote
To keep these fucking assholes in line
It will always be the same 'cause they lie in their campaigns
Promise through their teeth for total world peace
So we know it's not the truth, they should call Dr.Ruth
On how to give the people the real big screw

They spend all their time building missiles so people die
What kind of life do you expect for us to live?
We're angered by fear, because the time is near
When some lunatic will finally pull the plug
And forever after, you can hear the laughter
World's being plastered by an evil bastard
Exterminating faster, devastating plaster
Fabulous disaster
Now you can see, what this all means to me
When the bomb
Comes falling
Fall Down

 

Very challenging lyrics.  Aggressive and rambling.  It's a tricky combination.

Here's an old school version... if you dare.

Surprisingly, I've done this tune once before.

#375.  Merciless McMaster (Sweet Carolina Republicunt Governor Henry McMaster).

Exodus: 

4-24-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

6-15-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

5-9-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Shake & BLAKE Top 10:

#537.  Squirtin' On Blake Masters (Flirtin' With Disaster --- Molly Hatchet)

#538.  Masters Is Full Oh Shit (We're Not Gonna Take It --- Twisted Sister)

#546.  Blake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)

#547.  Blake's A Fucking Dimwit (Take It To The Limit --- The Eagles)

#569.  Arizona's Blake Masters (New York Mining Disaster --- Bee Gees)

#1184.  Masters The Dumbshit (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica)

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

The Big Lie 100: (#608)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

Please do not share this material with Blake Masters and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

 

#1432. Crudite

Turkish quack, Manhattan celebrity, and Garden State Floridian Dr. Oz..

 ... visited Pixburgh last night.

Well not necessarily the Burgh.  But about 20 minutes out the parkway in Monroeville.

While I certainly wish Oz safe travels in what must seem like a foreign land, I would've preferred an appearance at the Monroeville Mall.  You know, to address the issue of gun violence.  Hopefully not get shot at. 

But instead, he spoke at Premier Automation.  Bummer. 

 

I've spent 3 decades in the "rogue sign alteration biz."  Can't believe I never thought of this one.  Totally spot-on.  I'd take it one step further and red paint or Sharpie over the words DR. and U.S. SENATE.  You know, just to clean it up a little bit. 

 

 

Crudite
sonofsaf

Ooh Oz wants crudite , so much crudite
Ooh Oz wants crudite , so much crudite

Broccoli might make him smile
He’s a Mehmet all the while
A veggie tray has no bones
Has no bones, has no bones

Ooh what a crying’ shame
Joe Biden’s inflation to blame
Donald Trump’s MAGA red
And the My Pillow guy is dead

Salsa is never free
So why is he inclined
To buy the guacamole
He declined, he declined

de de de de de de de de de de de de de
de de de de de de de de de de de de de

Salsa is never free
So why is he inclined
To buy the guacamole
He declined, he declined

Ooh Oz wants crudite , night and day , so much crudite
The Senate’s not in play, still Dr. Oz wants crudite
Broccoli might make him smile
He’s a Mehmet all the while
A veggie tray has no bones
Has no bones, has no bones

de de de de de de de de de de de de de de

 

Holiday
Bee Gees

Ooh you're a holiday , such a holiday
Ooh you're a holiday , such a holiday

It's something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you're throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones

Ooh it's a funny game
Don't believe that it's all the same
Can't think what I've just said
Put the soft pillow on my head

Millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It's unkind, it's unkind

de de de de de de de de de de de de de
de de de de de de de de de de de de de

Yet millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It's unkind, it's unkind

Ooh you're a holiday , ev'ry day , such a holiday
Now it's my turn to say , and I say you're a holiday
It's something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you're throwing stones
Throwing stones , throwing stones

de de de de de de de de de de de de de de

 

During the 1970's, the Bee Gees played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Twice at the Syria Mosque and 3 times at the Civic Arena.  At the time, I was under the age of 10.  Hence I was not in attendance.

The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

The Big Lie 100: (#607)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

 

Please do not share this material with Mehmet Oz and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1431. Master Is Special

Extra!  Extra!  Read all about it!

Trump just twat-socialed...

"On Endorsements: 199 and 7!"

 

Does that include the Eric Schmidt / Eric Greitens "Republican primary nonsense" for U.S. Senate in Missouri?  Correction: 198 and 7... and 1.

 

Master Is Special
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is gay, anal here to stay
He’s the source of an infection
Orange Prolapse is near, something we should fear
Needing all of your attention
FBI we’ll need
DOJ you’ll see
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Daughter is one too

The Special Master
Is a disaster
Trump needs the Master
Not a disaster
Master

Master is special at sorting out things
Listing his crimes assessing the schemes
Now you will see, that Trump’s not a king
He is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Trump is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master

Many dicks they say, he will suck today
Donald Trump becoming queerer
Colonosocopy, Kaepernick his knee
Stop the steal electioneerer
FBI we’ll need
DOJ you’ll see
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Daughter is one too

The Special Master
Is a disaster
Trump needs the Master
Not a disaster
Master

Master is special at sorting out things
Listing his crimes addressing the schemes
Now you will see, that Trump’s not a king
He is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Trump is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master

Special, master
McDonald’s is all that matters
Special, master
Big Macs and large fries
Fatter, fatter
Donald Trump’s becoming fatter
Fatter, fatter
Weight is his demise

Fuck me

What a fucking ass bulge of Orange Prolapse
Donald Trump committing treason
All the different ways, Hendrix purple haze
Hates the blacks but for no reason
He will spread the lie
He will make you cry
Son-in-law’s a Jew
Trump is fucking you

The Special Master
Is a disaster
Trump needs the Master
Not a disaster
Master

Master is special at sorting out things
Listing his crimes assessing the schemes
Now you will see, that Trump’s not a king
He is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Trump is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master

 

 

Master Of Puppets
Metallica

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death's construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, master
Where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
Laughter, laughter
All I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries

Fix me

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Donald Trump and I have something in common.

If a dominipede occurs on 9-11-22... (coincidentally 9 NFL stadium & 11 MLB ballpark stampedes around 3:04 pm), it would probably be in my best interest to request a Special Master.

This is my second parody of Master of Puppets.  Back in late April, I wrote #1184.  

"Masters The Dumbshit" is a tribute to Blake Masters, the Trump-backed Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Arizona.  Trump's ain't gonna like that Masters recently scrubbed (acid-washed) his campaign website.  

Masters removed information about how the 2020 election was rigged and stolen.  

"The 2020 election was a rotten mess -- if we had had a free and fair election, President Trump would be sitting in the Oval Office today and America would be so much better off."

And Pooph!  The stench is gone.

Metallica has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.  Regrettably, we missed 'em when they came to PNC Park earlier this month.  Couldn't snag freebies.

I'm still trying to conceive of an all-purpose plan to eliminate this whole "cashless/ticketless" venue bullshit.  Hey, I want my ticket stubs back.  Call me old-fashioned.  Better yet, make me an old fashioned.

I think you could make the argument... that out of all the people on the planet earth, I'm the one who has the biggest "love/hate relationship" with cell phones.  That's assuming future history plays out as I expect it will.

 

Metallica:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH

11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH

4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 

3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#606)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

Please do not share this material with the Special Master, Blake Masters, and/or former President Donald J. Trump.