When it comes to the 2022 high profile dumpster campaigns, Arizona's Kari Lake probably tops the list.
Then again, she's more of a "cum dumpster political fire." MAGA jizz all over her putrid face.
Lest ye forget our East Coast equivalent....
Though in retrospect, it was more of political shit show.
But at least Oz did eventually concede. That's the new model for demonstrating civic courage.
Oz Wants The Crudite
sonofsaf
Oz wants the crudite
Goes on sale when it’s rotten
A Wegner’s display
Inflation’s out of hand
“The cost is very maddening
All the high prices leave you wondering
If Donald Trump or Joe Biden
Wants his crudite”
He’s the Orange Prolapse clown
His Viagra and blood flow
The fisting Boys Proud
All the cocks they have blown
Say a prayer for Trump’s mushroom bone
Lake Tahoe he was in the zone
As his wife gave birth all alone
Donald’s not well endowed
MAGA Proud Boys will fight
Insurrection recurring
Broccoli in his sight
That he cannot afford
Choosing produce is like a game
The big lie was his claim to fame
Stormy Daniels her name
MAGA Proud Boys will fight
Veggie tray crudite
In Philly and in Erie
Veggie tray crudite
And the sin of his pride
Flags unfurled like The Donald’s hair
Calling his bluff but he doesn’t care
Doctor Oz wants to scream nothing’s free
Veggie tray crudite
On The Turning Away
Pink Floyd
On the turning away
From the pale and downtrodden
And the words they say
Which we won't understand
"Don't accept that what's happening
Is just a case of others' suffering
Or you'll find that you're joining in
The turning away"
It's a sin that somehow
Light is changing to shadow
And casting its shroud
Over all we have known
Unaware how the ranks have grown
Driven on by a heart of stone
We could find that we're all alone
In the dream of the proud
On the wings of the night
As the daytime is stirring
Where the speechless unite
In a silent accord
Using words you will find are strange
Mesmerized as they light the flame
Feel the new wind of change
On the wings of the night
No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
It's not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that there'll be
No more turning away?
Pink Floyd:
5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters:
7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-6-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Australian Pink Floyd:
12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Brit Floyd:
8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The Crudite Compilation Top 10:
#1407. Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)
#1408. Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)
#1409. Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#1410. Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1411. Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)
#1412. Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1425. Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
#1428. Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1522. Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)
#1552. Yum Crudite (Slade --- Run Runaway)
#1553. Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1554. The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)
#1557. Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#1559. The Crudite (I Stay Away --- Alice In Chains)
#1561. Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)
The Big Lie 100: (#736)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
#1485. Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)
#1486. Ronchetti (Black Betty --- Metal Church)
#1487. Joe O'Dea (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1488. Tommy Tuberville (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#1489. Fuck You Trumpers (All You Zombies --- The Hooters)
#1490. A. Biggs (War Pigs --- Black Sabbath)
#1491. Rubio Ga Ga (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)
#1492. Moran (Old Man --- Neil Young)
#1493. Trump's A Liar (Ring Of Fire --- Johnny Cash)
#1494. Why Does Ivanka Blow (Where Do The Children Go --- The Hooters)
#1495. Why Why, Gay Gay (Chris Sununu) (My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) --- Neil Young)
#1496. Tonight Ivanka Masturbates For You (Tonight I Want To Celebrate With You --- My Morning Jacket)
#1497. Marco A. Rubio (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#1498. Tshibaka (Fuck You) (Axilla (Part II --- Phish)
#1499. Sinning (Winning --- Santana)
#1500. Nunes (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)
#1501. (We Don't Want No) Kenneth Paxton (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
#1502. Asshole In Trump Tower... Stinking (Standing In The Shower... Thinking --- Jane's Addiction)
#1503. Fuck Cooper (The Trooper --- Iron Maiden)
#1504. Ganahl (Crank Call --- Billy Idol)
#1505. Bannon (Love Gun --- Kiss)
#1506. Marco Rubio's A Clown And A Retard (Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard --- Paul Simon)
#1507. Paul LePage (Turn The Page --- Bob Seger)
#1508. The Donald Is Orange Not White (We Only Come Out At Night --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#1509. Cindy Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#1510. Strong And His Mouth (Song Of The South --- Alabama)
#1511. Clarence Thomas (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1512. Jim Marchant (Ants Marching --- Dave Matthews Band)
#1513. Adam Hinojosa (Champagne Supernova --- Oasis)
#1514. Acrisure (Immature --- Bjork)
#1515. Michels The Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)
#1516. Donald's A Liar (Great Balls Of Fire --- Jerry Lee Lewis)
#1517. Mark Amodei (Carry that Weight --- Paul McCartney)
#1518. George Logan (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)
#1519. Mike DeWine (He's So Fine --- The Chiffons)
#1520. Connie Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)
#1521. Colonel Robertson (Mrs. Robisnon --- Paul Simon)
#1522. Mehmet's A Crudite Fan (We're An American Band --- Rob Zombie)
#1523. The Liar Bob Burns (The Fire That Burns --- Twisted Sister)
#1524. Grassley Ass Ass (Blow, Blow, Blow) (Grassy Grass Grass (Grow, Grow, Grow --- Woody Guthrie)
#1525. Fuck Cory Mills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#1526. Sununu (Katmandu --- Bob Seger)
#1527. Josh Brecheen (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#1528. Lombardo (Touch And Go --- The Cars)
#1529. Gerald Malloy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)
#1530. Ezell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1531. Die Anus Brenna Bird (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)
#1532. I Hope He Dies (DeSantis DeSantis) (As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss) --- Herman Hupfeld)
#1533. Sam Peters (Maneater --- Hall & Oates)
#1534. Houchin Is A Buffoon (Bouncin' Around The Room --- Phish)
#1535. Brenna Bird (Mockingbird --- Carly Simon)
#1536. Eli Crane (On A Plain --- Nirvana)
#1537. Marco Rubio (Sussudio --- Phil Collins)
#1538. Dislike Neil Parrott (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)
#1539. Kirkmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#1540. Bruce Poliquin (Bad Medicine --- Bon Jovi)
#1541. Chavez DeRemer (Daydream Believer --- The Monkees)
#1542. Michelle Steel (Spinning Wheel --- Blood, Sweat & Tears)
#1543. Ganahl's Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)
#1544. Trump (Jump --- Van Halen)
#1545. Justin Amash (Caught In A Mosh --- Anthrax)
#1546. Senator Chuck Grassley (Tallahassee Lassie --- Rolling Stones)
#1547. Omnibus (Magic Bus --- The Who)
#1548. Bird Whore (3rd Floor --- Death Angel)
#1549. Fuck Ganahl (Give It All --- Ratt)
#1550. Heidi Ganahl (I Want It All --- Queen)
#1551. Aaron Bean (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#1552. Yum Crudite (Run Runaway --- Slade)
#1553. Buy The Crudite (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
#1554. The Crudite (Come Sail Away --- Styx)
#1555. He's John Cornyn (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#1556. Fuck You John Cornyn (You Are My Sunshine --- Johnny Cash)
#1557. Wants The Crudite (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
#1558. Tuberville (Overkill --- Motorhead)
#1559. The Crudite (Alice In Chains --- The Crudite)
#1560. Kushner's A Jew (With Or Without You --- U2)
#1561. Oz Wants The Crudite (On The Turning Away --- Pink Floyd)
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