Congresswoman Nancy Mace (R-SC), a former victim of sexual assault, is in the news for her recent endorsement of the Orange Prolapse, the former rapist-in-chief.
I think I know what's going on here. Nancy Mace is a lesbian!
Divorced twice is all the evidence I need.
Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver
sonofsaf
Liar has a plan!
Nancy is a Mace muff diver
A dildo up her ass
Doesn't want dick 'cause she's a fag
The Orange Prolapse is passing gas
Nancy is a Mace muff diver
Carolina lesbian
She is a lady licker
Ivanka’s a Jew she's white as fuck
For a cunt
Pussy yeast is an infection
Stormy and urinary
An insurrection plan isn’t outta line
Fat McDonald’s man has Big Mac envy
Pussy yeast’s an infection
Crusty cunt opens up wide
Fuckin’ the law
Fatso and a liar
Orange Prolapse is 45.
Blow!
Fuckin’ cunt
Nancy is a Mace muff diver
Fishy scent’s rather bold
Donald J. Trump is orange not white
He’s an Orange Prolapse clown from what I am told
Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
Primus
Fire it up man!
Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so god-damned fast
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a Bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime
For all the things that man had taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
Stuck in his craw
That made him retire
At the age of 65
Go!
Dog will hunt!
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
One too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole
Challenging lyrics. Tough song. As are the majority of Primus tunes.
From 1990 to the present, Primus has Beavered the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.
Primus:
7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA
6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH
6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
10-5-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
The "Mace Disgrace" Top 10:
#77. Mace Moron (Grace Is Gone — Dave Matthews Band)
#78. The Mace Moron (The Race Is On — George Strait)
#477. Mace Is A Disgrace (Eyes Without A Face — Billy Idol)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Grace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
#2328. Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#2336. Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)
#2350. Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)#2351. Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2352. Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
The Big Lie 100: (#1490)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
#2280. Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#2281. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)
#2282. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)
#2283. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)
#2284. Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#2285. Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)
#2286. Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)
#2287. Paxton (Captain --- Ween)
#2288. Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)
#2289. The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)
#2290. Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)
#2291. Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)
#2292. Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)
#2293. Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2295. Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)
#2296. Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)
#2297. Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)
#2298. Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)
#2299. David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)
#2300. David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)
#2301. Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure)
#2302. Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)
#2303. American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)
#2304. Liar (Higher --- Creed)
#2305. Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)
#2306. The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)
#2307. Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2309. Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)
#2310. Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)
#2311. Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)
#2312. MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)
#2313. Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)
#2314. Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)
#2315. Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)
#2316. Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)
#2317. Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)
#2318. Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)
#2319. Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2322. John Barrasso (She's A Rainbow --- Rolling Stones)
#2323. Babbitt's Whiter (Rabbit Fighter --- T. Rex)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Mace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
#2326. God Made Donald Trump For You (God Gave Rock and Roll To You --- Kiss)
#2327. Jeffrey Landry (Dirty Laundry --- Don Henley)
#2328. Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#2329. Risch (Wish --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2330. Vivekkk (Redneckkk --- Corrosion of Conformity)
#2331. Donald Shit Show (Cold Rain & Snow --- Grateful Dead)
#2332. Vivek Shitshow (Redneck Freakshow --- Saliva)
#2333. Donald Trump's A Very Shitty Christian (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- Frank Sinatra)
#2334. Donald Is A Clown And His Asshole's Sore (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For --- U2)
#2335. Nikki (Piggy --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2336. Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)
#2337. Nikki Haley (Kansas City --- Grateful Dead)
#2338. God Made Trump (Garbage Dump --- Charles Manson)
#2339. Mar-A-Lago Delusional (America The Beautiful --- Willie Nelson & Neil Young)
#2340. Friendly Crudite (Send Me On My Way --- Rusted Root)
#2341. Dave McCormick's Toilet Stall (Another Brick In The Wall --- Pink Floyd)
#2342. The AFC Is Gay (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)
#2343. Chris T. Sununu (Lonely Avenue --- Taj Mahal)
#2344. Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Limbo)
#2345. Risch Is A Queer (Wish You Were Here --- Pink Floyd)
#2346. Good Crimes Bad Crimes (Good Times Bad Times --- Led Zeppelin)
#2347. Humphrey (I'm Free --- The Who)
#2348. Birdbrain (Train, Train --- Dolly Parton)
#2349. Birdbrain: Trump Dumbshit (Big Train: From Memphis --- John Fogerty)
#2350. Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)
#2351. Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2352. Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Is A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
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