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Largely thanks to memes and social media, there's this new wave of internet virologists. All of them instant experts in the field. But if you ask any of them to explain the basic differences between a virus and bacteria, I suspect they'll give you a blank stare and quickly change the subject to critical race theory or election fraud or whatever's the Fox News topic du jour.
Here comes the MEV - the Midterm Election Variant! They NEED a reason to push unsolicited nationwide mail-in ballots. Democrats will do anything to CHEAT during an election - but we're not going to let them!
This will become the primary Republican narrative and Trump talking point. Why? Because it's their best excuse for seizing control of local election boards and shrinking turnout. And it's easily repetitive and explainable.
Never let a good crisis go to waste. --- Winston Churchill
Never let a bad variant go to waste. --- Ronny Jackson
Con Omicron sonofsaf
All through the world, what a mess All the while, be best All through the world, what a mess Don’t have a cow it will give you stress
It’s a con Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con I say
A shot for you, Pfizer in you A shot for you, some Moderna in you
It’s a con Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con I say
Donald Trump’s gay doesn’t give a fuck The Orange Prolapse is gay and he’s outta luck The Orange Prolapse I am not a fan Donald fuck you, baby, he’s still a-lyin…
It’s a con Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con Yeah, a con, Omicron -- it’s all a con I say
All through the world, what a mess All the while, be best All through the world, what a mess Don’t have a cow, it will give you stress because…
Gone Daddy Gone Violent Femmes
Beautiful girl, lovely dress High school smiles, oh yes Beautiful girl, lovely dress Where she is now I can only guess
'Cause it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone away
When I see you, eyes will turn blue When I see you, thousand eyes turnin' blue
'Cause it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone away
Tell by the way that you switch and walk I can see by the way that you baby-talk I can know by the way you treat your man I can love you, baby, 'til it's a-cryin...
'Cause it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone Yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone -- your love is gone away
Beautiful girl, lovely dress Fifteen smiles, oh, yes Beautiful girl, lovely dress Where she is now, I can only guess 'cause it's...
Since 1986, the Violent Femmes have played the Burgh a grand total of 15 times. Mason's a big fan. Personally, I can take 'em or leave 'em. Whenever someone cranks up Blister In The Sun, and people spontaneously start flailing about, I find myself increasingly angry and frustrated.
Violent Femmes:
7-17-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh (w/ Echo & The Bunnymen)
9-15-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh (we bolted just before Flogging Molly took the stage. I hate the Irish emo folk shit genre.)
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Whenever any member of the liberal media references Donald Trump and his popularity with white evangelicals, they should include the following disclaimer.... It should be noted that Trump was having sex with a porn star while his wife was giving birth to their only son. (Truth be told, Trump had the fling 4 months after she gave birth to Barron. But say it anyway. Because if you try and dispute the timeline, it makes you sound like a total imbecile).
I like the notion of creating the following narrative... You wanna know something? I've always felt a tinge of sympathy and pity for the former First Lady. In fact, since her husband would never consider apologizing for his past transgressions, I'd like toextend an apology on his behalf.Melania, we're sorry.
Imagine the non-stop humiliation she must have felt with her Be Best and anti-cyber bullying campaigns. Being forced into the public eye, continually exposed as a pathetic hypocrite, knowing full well, that everyone is laughing at you behind your back. Because you married The Donald. And sacrificed what little dignity you once had. And then your husband has the audacity to "rage mock" the evil lovers, Lisa Page and Peter Strzok. Blah, and so on.
Melania must feel like an eternal piece of shit. Not a good look for a former supermodel.
It's a particularly effective attack. Because any attempt to offer a rebuttal... just makes matters significantly worse. You win the argument right from the outset. Consider it a recommended talking point for any discussion about the Orange Prolapse and the religious right.
Donald Has Sinned sonofsaf
He tells big lies Riots he will foment, even though it’s wrong Proud Boys team Keeps on telling lies, such animosity
Donald has sinned Stormy Daniels Donald has sinned
Come along Insurrection plotter not hyperbole So fuck you Syndrome of the down, mental retard for thee
Donald has sinned Stormy Daniels Donald has sinned
It’s all a con Think he is so clever wears a long red tie Election day Won’t it be funny if he gives it one more try
Donald has sinned Stormy Daniels Donald has sinned (Stormy Daniels Donald has sinned) Donald has sinned (Wannabe King Donald has sinned) Wannabe King Donald has sinned (Trump has sinned)
Dust In The Wind Kansas
I close my eyes Only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams Pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind All they are is dust in the wind
Same old song Just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind
Now don't hang on Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away And all your money won't another minute buy
Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind (All we are is dust in the wind) Dust in the wind (Everything is dust in the wind) Everything is dust in the wind (In the wind)
Never seen Kansas. However, I have been to Kansas. It's my least favorite state. Easily the most uninspired interstate drive in the United States. Six hours of worthless I-70 non-scenic agricultural Krud. Kaplah!
What does an old school Atlanta Superstation World Championship Wrestling fan call the newest Covid Variant?
Answer: The Omnicron.
Keep in mind, when I wrote this "review"... I was 12 years old.
The Omicron sonofsaf
The Omicron The Omicron’s in play The Omicron maybe The Omicron’s in play You know it won’t be long maybe Covid virus here to stay
The Omicron And the vaccine is free The Omicron maybe The Omicron in play you’ll see What if it’s all a con For the drug companies
The Omicron Get a booster you should The Omicron maybe Get a booster you should Moderna and Pfizer lead the way J & J Johnson & Johnson ain’t as good
All about me, me yeah maybe In a hospital About me, me, me, yeah In a hospital You gotta give it up for The Lord who has put us through hell
The Thrill Is Gone B.B. King
The thrill is gone The thrill is gone away The thrill is gone baby The thrill is gone away You know you done me wrong baby And you'll be sorry someday
The thrill is gone It's gone away from me The thrill is gone baby The thrill is gone away from me Although, I'll still live on But so lonely I'll be
The thrill is gone It's gone away for good The thrill is gone baby It's gone away for good Someday I know I'll be over it all baby Just like I know a good man should
You know I'm free, free now baby I'm free from your spell Oh I'm free, free, free now I'm free from your spell And now that it's all over All I can do is wish you well
From 1972-2012, the legendary B.B. King played a grand total of 33 concerts in the city of Pittsburgh. Impressive! He passed away in 2015. Never caught any of his shows.
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(mark: 15. I honestly thought Paulie called them "Barker House" rolls. It took me me 51 years to become acquainted with the yeast-related term "Parker House." Wow! You're probably thinking... such a self-deprecating auto-biographical tidbit is hella infectious).
Ragtime (instrumental) sonofsaf
Sondheim (instrumental) Stephen Sondheim
Growing up, my brother Tolkien would play this song on the Safer-Steinway in our living room. Over. And over.
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Always liked the concept of showcasing NFL "throwback" uniforms. Because if any business needs an additional revenue stream, you gotta believe it's the National Football League. Great marketing gimmick.
Just for the record, Big Ben never looked so good. In 2012, he was sportin' the Steelers Sodomizin' & Stingin'Shawshankin' prison vibe.
Here we go Steelers. Here we go. They just got annihilated by the Bengals this afternoon (41-10).
Throwback sonofsaf
JuJu’s pretty bad thinks he’s a wide receiver But I’d rather take a pass JuJu found a home in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Tweetin’ off his fuckin’ ass
Throwback, throwback Throwback stupidity prolonged Throwback, throwback Throwback stupidity prolonged Throwback Ju Ju Go home
Quarterbackin’ Big Ben says he is born again And Jesus Christ is his friend Ben’s a restauranteur but then along came Covid Say goodbye to North Shore Seven
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Democratic Representative Ryan Guillen is kind of a modern day, Southwestern version of Benedict Arnold. Sensing the state of devotion to Trump, he decided his interests were better served in switching parties and worshiping at the ring of an Orange Prolapse. Cue the Ring Of Fire.
Congratulations to Texas State Representative Ryan Guillen on switching
parties and becoming a Republican. Ryan has served as a Democrat in the
Texas Legislature for nearly 20 years, but he switched parties because
of the Radical Left's ongoing destruction of our Country. Ryan rejects
the Radical Left's plan to Abolish our Police, Open our Borders, and
Destroy our Oil and Gas industries. He is Strong on our Military, Vets,
Life, and he will Protect and Defend our Second Amendment. Our movement
is growing across the Country, and Ryan Guillen, our newest Republican
State Legislator, has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
Texas Governor Abbott (seated) welcomes Ryan Guillen to the Insurrection/Secession Party.
Guillen’s Not The Same sonofsaf
Guillen’s not the same ‘cause Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Huh!
Guillen’s not the same ‘cause Guillen’s not the same ‘cause
It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw ‘Cause it’s a show just like Hee Haw Hey now a show just like Hee Haw
When you lie and people die, for sharing what’s bad, gonna pick a fight The people die when you lie by sharing what’s bad, gonna pick a fight When you lie and people die, for sharing what’s bad, gonna to pick a fight The people die when you lie by sharing what’s bad, gonna pick a fight
Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Ryan has no remorse for, Democrats and their losses Uggh!
Guillen’s not the same ‘cause Guillen’s not the same ‘cause
It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw It’s all a show just like Hee Haw, how you follow the polls It’s all a show just like Hee Haw, how you follow the polls It’s all a show just like Hee Haw, how you follow the polls It’s all a show just like Hee Haw, how you follow the polls It’s all a show just like Hee Haw, how you follow the polls It’s all a show just like Hee Haw, how you follow the polls It’s all a show just like Hee Haw, how you follow the polls It’s all a show just like Hee Haw!
When you lie and people die, for sharing what’s bad, gonna pick a fight The people die when you lie by sharing what’s bad, gonna pick a fight When you lie and people die, for sharing what’s bad, gonna to pick a fight The people die when you lie by sharing what’s bad, gonna pick a fight Big con!
Yeah! Big con!
Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Fuck him, he’s gonna fuck the party! Motherfucker! Uggh!
Killing In The Name Rage Against The Machine
Killing in the name of Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Huh!
Killing in the name of Killing in the name of
And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya But now you do what they told ya Well now you do what they told ya
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses Uggh!
Killing in the name of Killing in the name of
And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control And now you do what they told ya!
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Come on!
Yeah! Come on!
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Motherfucker! Uggh!
Ironically, RATM's biggest hit "Killing In The Name Of"... is one of my least favorite songs. Probably because every frat house would blare it 24/7. Bombtrack, Down Rodeo, Fistful of Steel... are all easily superior tunes.
Rage Against The Machine:
7-21-93, Coca Cola Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
8-24-97, Coca Cola Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Wu-Tang Clan opened)
