A few days ago, Garland Hale Barr IV launched a bid to replace Patrick McHenry as the new House Financial Services Committee Chairman.
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| Barr celebrates Mike Johnson becoming the new Speaker of the House. |
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| Barr celebrates the existence of an Orange Prolapse. |
Garland Hale Barr IV? Oh yeah, when he entered the Kentucky political scene, he changed his name to something a little more folksy. Andy Barr!
Just for the record, I have some relatively strong ideas for a TV schmear campaign about Andy Barr. Based on chocolate candy bars that would take on the living persona of shit. If yinz never noticed, Andy Barr rhymes with candy bar.
But what's truly scary is that this Trump sycophant is likely eying up Mitch McConnell's Senate seat.
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| Frozen! Not the Disney movie. E-gad. |
Andy Barr
sonofsaf
Well he’s Andy Barr, and a clown retard
‘Cause he’s a cunt and he is dutiful to the MAGA inbred
He’s a cunt and very traitorous
Hell, he knows Steve Scalise who eats Orange Prolapse meat
Asshole apart, fucking you Trump is the enemy
Fucking you those Russian hookers pissed
Big lie, called the Trump Tower screw
Screw you, that golden tower ain’t free
More Orange Prolapse meat, more orange shit instead
Asshole apart
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Donald’s a faggot so queer
Job to blow
Well he’s Andy Barr, and a clown retard
‘Cause he’s a cunt and he is dutiful to the MAGA inbred
He’s a cunt and very traitorous
Hell, he knows Steve Scalise who eats Orange Prolapse meat
Asshole apart, fucking you Trump’s the enemy
Fucking you the Russian hookers pissed
Big lie, called the Trump Tower screw
Screw you, that golden tower ain’t free
Big lie, called the Trump Tower screw
Screw you, that golden tower ain’t free
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Andy you’re a dutiful anal whore
Movie Star
Cracker
Well the movie star, well she crashed her car
But everyone said she was beautiful even without her head
Everyone said she was dangerous
Well the chief of police kept the crime off the streets
Deep in his heart, we all knew he felt differently
We all knew he was an anarchist
Well I, I'd like to devour you
But you, you'd probably devour me
For your golden wheat, for your oat bran head
Deep in my heart
Girl you're a beautiful animal
I'll put a tag on your ear
Here we go!
Well the movie star, well she crashed her car
But everyone said she was beautiful even without her head
Everyone said she was dangerous
Well the chief of police kept the crime off the streets
Deep in his heart we all knew he felt differently
We all knew he was an anarchist
Well I, I'd like to devour you
But you, you'd probably devour me
Well I, I'd like to devour you
But you, you'd probably devour me
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Great tune. My second parody of Cracker's "Movie Star."
Back in the early 1993/94, Kerosene Hat was one of my favorite "road trip" cassette tapes.
A few years ago, I penned #829. Paul Gosar (consider it a Steel Town tribute to the stank Congressman from Arizona)
Much to the chagrin of Ritz*, I've never seen Cracker.
* - too crumbly and buttery
The Big Lie 100: (#1548)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
#2280. Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#2281. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)
#2282. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)
#2283. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)
#2284. Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#2285. Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)
#2286. Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)
#2287. Paxton (Captain --- Ween)
#2288. Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)
#2289. The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)
#2290. Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)
#2291. Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)
#2292. Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)
#2293. Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2295. Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)
#2296. Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)
#2297. Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)
#2298. Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)
#2299. David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)
#2300. David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)
#2301. Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure)
#2302. Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)
#2303. American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)
#2304. Liar (Higher --- Creed)
#2305. Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)
#2306. The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)
#2307. Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2309. Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)
#2310. Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)
#2311. Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)
#2312. MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)
#2313. Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)
#2314. Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)
#2315. Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche)
#2316. Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)
#2317. Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)
#2318. Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)
#2319. Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)
#2320. Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)
#2321. Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2322. John Barrasso (She's A Rainbow --- Rolling Stones)
#2323. Babbitt's Whiter (Rabbit Fighter --- T. Rex)
#2324. Nancy Ruth Mace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)
#2325. Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)
#2326. God Made Donald Trump For You (God Gave Rock and Roll To You --- Kiss)
#2327. Jeffrey Landry (Dirty Laundry --- Don Henley)
#2328. Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#2329. Risch (Wish --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2330. Vivekkk (Redneckkk --- Corrosion of Conformity)
#2331. Donald Shit Show (Cold Rain & Snow --- Grateful Dead)
#2332. Vivek Shitshow (Redneck Freakshow --- Saliva)
#2333. Donald Trump's A Very Shitty Christian (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- Frank Sinatra)
#2334. Donald Is A Clown And His Asshole's Sore (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For --- U2)
#2335. Nikki (Piggy --- Nine Inch Nails)
#2336. Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)
#2337. Nikki Haley (Kansas City --- Grateful Dead)
#2338. God Made Trump (Garbage Dump --- Charles Manson)
#2339. Mar-A-Lago Delusional (America The Beautiful --- Willie Nelson & Neil Young)
#2340. Friendly Crudite (Send Me On My Way --- Rusted Root)
#2341. Dave McCormick's Toilet Stall (Another Brick In The Wall --- Pink Floyd)
#2342. The AFC Is Gay (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)
#2343. Chris T. Sununu (Lonely Avenue --- Taj Mahal)
#2344. Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Limbo)
#2345. Risch Is A Queer (Wish You Were Here --- Pink Floyd)
#2346. Good Crimes Bad Crimes (Good Times Bad Times --- Led Zeppelin)
#2347. Humphrey (I'm Free --- The Who)
#2348. Birdbrain (Train, Train --- Dolly Parton)
#2349. Birdbrain: Trump Dumbshit (Big Train: From Memphis --- John Fogerty)
#2350. Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)
#2351. Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#2352. Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Is A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
#2353. Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)
#2354. Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)
#2355. Foxx Crevasses (Cocks 'n' Asses --- Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds)
#2356. Navarro (Tomorrow --- Barbra Streisand)
#2357. Navarro's Wrong (Tomorrow's Song --- Phish)
#2358. Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Carly Rae Jepsen)
#2359. Vince McMahon (Superman --- R.E.M.)
#2360. Vince McMahon Fucked Janel Grant (When A Man Loves A Woman --- Michael Bolton)
#2361. DeWit (Do It --- Neil Diamond)
#2362. Swift Is A Cunt (Lifted By Love --- k.d. lang)
#2363. Vince McMahon (Nowhere Man --- The Beatles)
#2364. Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)
#2365. Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)
#2366. Swift (Lift --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2367. Congresswoman Beth Van Duyne (Jesus Is On That Main Line --- Aerosmith)
#2368. James P. Lankford (Off The Record --- My Morning Jacket)
#2369. Taylor Swift (The Best Gift --- Barbra Streisand)
#2370. A Swiftie Cunt (A Gift Of Love --- Olivia Newton John w/ Barry Manilow)
#2371. Not White, The Orange Prolapse Is Fucking You (Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You --- Roberta Flack & Peabo Bryson)
#2372. Viktor Orban (Beast Of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#2373. Pick Up The Feces (Pick Up the Pieces --- Average White Band)
#2374. Stormy Romancer (Music Box Dancer --- Frank Mills)
#2375. Lies (Rise --- Herb Alpert)
#2376. Ivanka (Cecelia --- Paul Simon)
#2377. Bitch Mike (Hitch Hike --- Rolling Stones)
#2378. Mike Johnson (Mike Tyson --- Ginuwine)
#2379. Nipplegate (Celebrate --- Three Dog Night)
#2380. Donald Trump Is So Fucked Up (Never Gonna Give You Up --- Rick Astley)
#2381. 'Vanka's A Jew (Into the Groove --- Madonna)
#2382. Viktor Orban (Wicked Garden --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2383. Mike Gill (Free Will --- Rush)
#2384. Shawn Fein (Airplane --- Rusted Root)
#2385. Donald's A Cunt (All Out Of Love --- Air Supply)
#2386. Trump's A Cunt (Burning Up --- Madonna)
#2387. He's A Piece Of Shit (Give A Little Bit --- Supertramp)
#2388. Taylor A. Swift (Love Is A Gift --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2389. Donald Trump's A Clown (You Should Know By Now --- Ratt)
#2390. Tim Scott (Too Hot --- Kool & The Gang)
#2391. Gina (Gina --- Blues Traveler)
#2392. Shithead Lara (Think Of Laura --- Christopher Cross)
#2393. Tim Sheehy (Honesty --- Billy Joel)
#2394. Lara (Laura --- Frank Sinatra)
#2395. She's Congresswoman Nancy Mace (We Gotta Get Out Of This Place --- The Animals)
#2396. And I Hate Her (And I Love Her --- The Beatles)
#2398. Donald Trump (Do The Rump --- The Black Keys)
#2399. Queer Trump It's Raining Men (Here Comes The Rain Again --- The Eurythmics)
#2400. Donald's A Cunt (Glory Of Love --- Peter Cetera)
#2401. Conaway (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#2402. Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Humpin' Pumpkin --- Modest Mouse)
#2403. Michael Bost (Coast To Coast --- Scorpions)
#2404. Hur's A Cunt (Stir It Up --- Bob Marley)
#2405. Bost (Ghost --- Pearl Jam)
#2406. Joe Manchin (Slow Dancin' --- Chaka Kahn & Rick James)
#2407. Never Surrender Sneakers (Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers --- Primus)
#2408. Donald's Sneakers (Blow Your Speakers --- Manowar)
#2409. Donald's Sneakers (Hi-Heel Sneakers --- Rolling Stones)
#2410. Trump Sneakers (Bad Sneakers --- Steely Dan)
#2411. #45 (#41 --- Dave Matthews Band)
#2412. Andy Barr (Movie Star --- Cracker)
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