#719. Donald Trumper Lies

Trump is so smart...

If Democrats are able to piece together their huge tax hikes, called by another name, it will mean an additional 40 Republican seats in the House and at least a few additional Republican Senators in the U.S. Senate.

"Called by another name?"  Hmm, Trump's so subtle.  He appears to be name dropping.  Looks like we'll soon be on the receiving end of an especially great nickname for the Democratic spending bill.  Trump most likely has conceived of "bad bill" and "very bad bill."  Both of 'em!  But I'd be willing to guess that Stephen Miller already came up with "Kill Bill."  Doesn't exactly take a poli-super genius.

 

Donald Trumper Lies
sonofsaf

Orange Prolapse has me sold
His mouth is filled with lies
His hands are small I’m told
He tells Donald Trumper lies
His daughter married a Jew
She won’t try to act nice
Kushner is an asshole
He tells Donald Trumper lies

And he’ll sue you, he’ll accuse you
Just so many ways to screw you
He’s atrocious, and he smells just like a
God damn fucking prolapse
He tells nonstop bullshit when he tries, he tells Donald Trumper lies

Looks like a garden gnome
He embraced the far right
Not gay butt all alone
He tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll fake the news and screw you
Doesn’t need to think twice
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
He tells Donald Trumper lies

He’ll oppose you, diagnose you
A trend setter for disease too
He’s atrocious and he smells just like a
God damn fucking prolapse
Uses toys but don’t ask why, he tells Donald Trumper lies

He will fuck you, but won’t suck you
Jag-off fucking bum, disowns you
He’s atrocious and he smells just like a
God damn fucking prolapse
Uses toys but don’t ask why, he tells Donald Trumper lies

He’ll fuck you
But won’t suck you
Ways to screw you
He tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll oppose you
Diagnose you
And he’ll show you, he tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll fuck you

 

Bette Davis Eyes
Kim Carnes

Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes

And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on a throne
She got Bette Davis eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got Bette Davis eyes

She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs, she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes

She'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes

She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you
When she snows you
'Cause she knows you, she's got Bette Davis Eyes
She'll tease you

Never saw Kim Carnes in concert.  She played the 'ol Stanley Theater back in 1980.  I was ten years old at the time.  Didn't make the trek.

Carnes might possibly be the biggest female solo one-hit wonder of all time.  Back in the day, it was a great tune at the Wheeling Park ice skating rink.  Epic days of lore.  The other songs... ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down" and Blondie's "Rapture."

The Big Lie 100: (#76)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)

 

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump and/or Kim Carnes (this would make a great comeback song.  Strictly for the record, she's 76 years old.  Do it in the same vein as Dolly Parton's "Jolene/Vaccine" bit).

#718. Lake Is A Creep

So which Lake do you hate the most?   Kari, Rikki, or Huron?  Truth be told, I think I'd prefer the lake of urine.  Piss off!

Remember the changelings from Star Trek DS9?  
Imagine a great link where all of the founders resembled Lake and Trump.  E-gad.

 

Lake Is A Creep
sonofsaf

The Orange Prolapse cries
And won’t tell the truth
I pray, for him to die
And that’s the toof

Trump is a cunt
And a total clown
Like a crooked tranny
With a syndrome down

He’s white, so white, not free

Use all the dildo toys
Make sexy time
Rough marijuana haul
Lake is a creep

He’s so white
He’s a cheat
First Lady was a whore
And it spelled defeat

He’s white

So outta line
And probably gay
That Donald Trump
Loves Ku Klux Klan
Insurrection day

He’s white, so white, not free

Use all the dildo toys
Make sexy time
Rough marijuana haul
Lake is a creep

 

Shake Hands With Beef
Primus

There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth

When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF

She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat

She's fine

A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps
On a Crossman
And it's time to play

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF

Primus:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA

6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH

6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Brown Album = great music when you're making fresh homemade salsa.

If you want my opinion, the band should resurrect "The Return of Sathington Willoughby."  Killer way to open a show.  Kalamazoo too.

Please do not share this material with Arizona Gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake.

#717. Lake's Not Rudy

Trump backed Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake wears a good deal of makeup.  She's foxy!

Some Arizona voters refer to her as "Pancake Lake."

In the spirit of her hero, the Orange Prolapse, Lake has a softer, more minimalistic Tammy Faye Baker thing goin' on.

And rumor has it that Rudy "paint face" Giuliani might fly into Sky Harbor International and lend some financial support.  You know, get into his fund-raising groove.

Not a wise move in the heat of Arizona.

 

 

(Lake, Lake, Lake) Lake’s Not Rudy
sonofsaf

Aah, Giuliani, we don’t adore
Romance
Hair line receding
Doesn’t like to dance

Lake Lake Lake, Lake Lake Lake
Lake’s not Rudy, Lake’s not Rudy
Oh, Lake Lake Lake, Lake Lake Lake
Lake’s not Rudy, Lake’s not Rudy

Aah, She will, she will screw it
Show and tell
She’s a sickening girl
Ain’t that swell

Oh, Lake Lake Lake, Lake Lake Lake
Lake’s not Rudy, Lake’s not Rudy
Oh, Lake Lake Lake, Lake Lake Lake
Lake’s not Rudy, Lake’s not Rudy
Woah, woah, yeah

Lake Lake, Lake Lake
Aah, Lake Lake, Lake Lake

Aah, Lake Lake Lake, Lake Lake Lake
Lake’s not Rudy, Lake’s not Rudy
Oh, Lake Lake Lake, Lake Lake Lake
Lake’s not Rudy, Lake’s not Rudy

Aah, Lake Lake, Lake Lake, Lake’s not Rudy
Aah, sexual healing
Lake Lake, Lake Lake, Lake’s not Rudy
Aah, paint your face romance

Lake Lake, Lake Lake, Lake’s not Rudy
You can do it, do it
Lake Lake, Lake Lake, Lake’s not Rudy
Orange Prolapse is a clown

Lake Lake, Lake Lake, Lake’s not Rudy
Woo woo hoo
Lake Lake, Lake Lake, Lake’s not Rudy
Aah, wants him to fist her

Lake Lake (cum on), Lake Lake (cum on) is not Rudy
Aah! Has a booty. Aah haa
Lake Lake (cum on), Lake Lake (cum on)

 

(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty
KC & The Sunshine Band

Aah, everybody, get on the floor
Let's dance
Don't fight the feeling
Give yourself a chance

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty

Aah, You can, you can do it
Very well
You're the best in the world
I can tell

Oh, Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Woah, woah, yeah

Shake shake, shake shake
Aah, Shake shake, shake shake

Aah, Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty

Aah, Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty
Aah, don't fight the feeling
Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty
Aah, give yourself a chance

Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty
You can do it, do it
Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty
Come home with mama now

Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty
Woo woo hoo
Shake shake, shake shake, shake your booty
Aah, run down to sister

Shake shake (come on), shake shake (come on) on your booty
Aah! do your duty. Aah haa
Shake shake (come on), shake shake (come on)

 

Great tune.  Never gets old.

KC & The Sunshine Band:

5-28-94, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

6-1-01, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this material with gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake and/or Rudy Giuliani.

 

#716. Lake's A Cunt

A couple days ago, Trump released one of his repetitive endorsements.

Kari Lake is running for Governor in the Great State of Arizona. She is a fantastic person who spent many years working as a highly respected television anchor and journalist. Because of this, few can take on the Fake News Media like Kari. She is strong on Crime, will protect our Border, Second Amendment, Military, and Vets, and will fight to restore Election Integrity (both past and future!). She is against Covid lockdowns, Cancel Culture, and will end “woke” curriculum in our schools. She will do a far better job than RINO Governor Doug Ducey—won’t even be a contest! Kari will make her wonderful family, and the MAGA movement, very proud. Kari Lake has my Complete and Total Endorsement. She will be a great Governor for the incredible people of Arizona!

Trump's getting involved in every political race imaginable.  From the Senate, the House, and Governors... all the way down to city council, sanitation director and dog catcher.  Nothing can escape the cynical ring of the Orange Prolapse as it seeks to engulf American democracy.

Lake’s A Cunt

sonofsaf

Oh hell, she’s far right, so they say

She is somethin’ probably gay

She’s far right, in defeat 

Fuck her in the curtains of meat

Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt, oo yeah

Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt

Yeah she’s far right and gives abuse

Oh what has she got to lose

She’s far right so much fun

Arizona has too much sun

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, yeah yeah

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt

Alright, I said

She’s far right

Yo yo yo

She’s far right

Job to blow

Big ‘ol fight

She’s a slut

Well, Lake’s a cunt now, that’s whazzup, woo

Dance

Romance

Oh hell, she’s far right and doesn’t play fair

All a game of truth or dare

She’s far right, and a jerk

Fuck her in the fat ass that twerks

Yeah Lake’s a cunt, oo oo

Lake’s a cunt, oo yeah

Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt

Oh hell, she’s far right

Yo yo yo

Appetite

Job to blow

She’s far right

She’s a slut

Lake’s a cunt, yeah that’s whazzup, woo

Lake’s a cunt, worst I’ve seen

Her vagina is so unclean

Yeah she’s far right, in defeat

Let’s fuck her in the curtains of meat

Yeah Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, oo oo, yeah

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, oh, yeah

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt babe

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt babe

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt, yeah yeah, Lake’s a cunt

Oo oo, Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt babe

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Shake It Up

The Cars

Uh well, dance all night, play all day

Don't let nothin' get in the way

Dance all night, keep the beat

Don't you worry 'bout two left feet

Shake it up

Shake it up, oo yeah

Shake it up

Shake it up

Dance all night and get real loose

You don't need no bad excuse

Dance all night with anyone

Don't let nobody pick your fun

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, yeah yeah

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up

That's right, I said

Dance all night

Go go go

Dance all night

Get real low

Go all night

Get real hot

Well, shake it up now, all you've got, woo

Dance

Oo dance

Uh well, dance all night and whirl your hair

Make the night cats stop and stare

Dance all night, go to work

Do the move with a quirky jerk

Just shake it up, oo oo

Shake it up, oo yeah

Shake it up

Shake it up

Uh well, dance all night

Go go go

Get so light

Get real low

Dance all night

Get real hot

Shake it up, with all you've got, woo

Shake it up, make a scene

Let them know what you really mean

And dance all night, keep the beat

And don't you worry 'bout two left feet

Just shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, oo oo, yeah

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, oh, yeah

Shake it up, shake it up babe

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, shake it up babe

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, shake it up, yeah yeah, shake it up

Oo oo, shake it up

Shake it up, shake it up babe

Shake it up, oo, oo

 

 

 

 

The Cars played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times (1979-1987).  Never saw 'em.  In retrospect, a top-tier bucket list band.  Quite possibly the best pop/rock group of all time.  No joke.

Please do not share this material with AZ Governor candidate Kari Lake and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#715. Lake Is A News Faker

Television news personality Keri Lake earned the coveted Trump endorsement for Governor of Arizona.  

Trump readies his thumb for some hetero-adulterous anal insertion.

It happened just moments after she said that Trump should be carved into Mount Rushmore.  Hmm, let's see here.  Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt... and an Orange Prolapse.  I'll say one thing.  The contrast would be striking.  The formation, the texture, the color...

Lake Is A News Faker

sonofsaf

Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker, and then

This fucked up world gives Trump a big thrill

This fucked up world gives Trump a big thrill

Says the Covid got me hydroxychloroquine pill

That Keri Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker

Lake is a news faker, and then

This fucked up world has Jared Kushner too

This fucked up world has Jared Kushner too

Sucks cock what a bitch, because he’s a mother fuckin’ Jew

Keri Lake is a news faker

That Lake is a news faker

She’s a total manipulator

Keri Lake is a news faker

Keri Lake is a news faker

Keri

Shake Your Money Maker

Black Crowes

Shake your moneymaker

Shake your moneymaker

Shake your moneymaker

Shake your moneymaker

Shake your moneymaker, and then

I got a girl lives up on the hill

I got a girl lives up on the hill

Says she gonna love me but I don't believe she will

You gotta shake your moneymaker

Shake your money maker

Shake your moneymaker

Shake your moneymaker

Shake your moneymaker, and then

I got a girl and she just won't be true

I got a girl and she just won't be true

She's locked to the bridge, she won't do a thing I tell her to

She won't shake her moneymaker

Won't shake her moneymaker

She want to roll her activator

She won't shake her moneymaker

She won't shake her moneymaker

She won't

Black Crowes:

5-21-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

6-28-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (w/ Jimmy Page - one of my all time favorite shows)

8-17-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (great Hush closer)

Chris Robinson:

2-8-15, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

9-27-15, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

9-24-16, Rex Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

8-27-17, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

10-31-18, Mr. Small's, Millvale, PA

Please do not share this information with Republican Gubernatorial candidate Keri Lake and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#714. Braun Boy

Senator Mike Braun (R-IN) was just on MSNBC with Chuck Todd.  He's one of a dozen U.S. Senators who claim that Biden stole the 2020 election.

The Orange Prolapse smiles as Senator Braun speaks to fellow Hoosiers during a MAGGOT rally.

Braun was attempting to explain why he and his Republican buddies won't vote to raise the debt ceiling.  Todd challenged him with the most obvious question.  Why was it okay to slash taxes on the rich, increase military spending, and raise the debt ceiling without paying for any of it during the reign of Trump?  But when the Democrats are in power and move to raise the debt ceiling and avert a government shutdown, it's suddenly unacceptable.

When repeatedly pressed, Braun launched into a scripted speech with a list of varying variables and obvious observations.  Sounds about right.

Braun Boy 

sonofsaf

Leans to the right

When in a midwest fight

And is praised by the crowds

Sheep that are all so white

The almighty dollars

The lies of Mike Braun

Are mostly fucking sick

A strange phenomenon

He’s a hack who will pander

And hated by Jews

He’s going to hell

Have you heard the fake news

 

Lawn Boy

Phish

Throughout the night

When there's no direct light

And a thin veil of clouds

Keeps the stars out of sight

I can smell the colors

Outside on my lawn

The moist green organic

That my feet tread upon

And the black oleander

Surrounded by blues

I'm soon overwhelmed

By olfactory hues

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Saw Trey last night.  Kind of an outdoor mini-Phish show.  Perfect weather.  46 Days opener set the tone.  A fun but mellow show.

Please do not share this material with Senator Mike Braun (R-IN).

#713. Bad Thune Lying

Another parody regarding Senator Minority Whip John Thune.  From a lyrical perspective, this one totally belongs in the Big Lie 100. 

As much as Trump despises John Thune for his refusal to say that Biden stole the 2020 election, the Orange Prolpase is faced with an intriguing dilemma.  All of the current South Dakota Repubes who've launched their primary challenges... well, they suck.  All of them have one thing in common.  They're all nobodies who have zero chance whatsoever.  So Trump can feel free to endorse an extremist candidate, but he'll most certainly end up looking like a dumbshit loser when his hand-picked selection gets clobbered.  Wait a minute.  End up?!?

Spearfish, South Dakota folksinger and aspiring politician Matt Morray ain't no Bob Dylan.

 

 Bone-us alert!  My protege Brad Paisley joins Boogity Fogerty on stage.

 

John Thune Lying
sonofsaf

I see a John Thune a-lying
I see truth that will decay
I see fake news that’s frightening
I see mad crimes display

There’s gonna be a fight
Well, the world’s filled with strife
There's a John Thune tellin’ lies

I hear insurrection growing
I know about the orange buffoon
I fear that he is not all-knowing
I hear him barking at the moon

There’s gonna be a fight
Well, the world’s filled with strife
There's a John Thune tellin’ lies

Let’s fight

Hope you give a shit whenever
Hope you are spreading the big lie
Looks like those turds they flock together
Why try it’s easier to lie

Well, there’s gonna be a fight
Well, the world’s filled with strife
There's a John Thune tellin’ lies

There’s gonna be a fight
Well, the world’s filled with strife
There's a John Thune tellin’ lies

 

Bad Moon Rising
Creedence Clearwater Revival

I see the bad moon a-rising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightning
I see bad times today

Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

I hear hurricanes a-blowing
I know the end is coming soon
I fear rivers overflowing
I hear the voice of rage and ruin

Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

All right

Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we're in for nasty weather
One eye is taken for an eye

Well, don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

Don't come around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

The Big Lie 100: (#75)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

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