The Orange Prolapse recently ordered the declassification of any evidence of extraterrestrial life and UFOs here on planet earth. Just another nonsensical attempt to distract from the Epstein files.
MAGA conspiracy sensation Candace Owens quickly jumped on the imbecile bandwagon.
Let me set the record straight. Musk is merely a deranged autistic weirdo who doesn't feel loved. And Altman and Thiel are simply multi-billionaire tech faggots. Case closed.
But from a publicity perspective and getting ahead of the technological curve, Candace isn’t too far off the mark. Especially if you believe that the next 9/11 will be a “decentralized AI generated mass casualty event.” Believe it or not, in some respects, we’re actually on the same page. I just prefer a far greater degree of specificity.
Warning: Not for the faint of heart.
Owens
sonofsaf
Bold smell Trump is dead
The Donald is shit
Kushner is a Jew
Her sucking breasts
Daniels well-endowed
Ain’t mushroom obsessed
Trump’s a lame tiny fuck
MAGA’s sometimes gay
Log Cabin display
Aunt Gemima scoffs
Trump ain’t a king
All the big lies
Porno is hardcore
Stormy D.
Stormy D. is a whore
Oceans
Pearl Jam
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Glide me towards you
Know something's left
And we're all allowed
To dream of the next
Of the next time we touch
You don't have to stray
Though oceans away
Waves roll in my thoughts
Hold tight the ring
The sea will rise
Please stand by the shore
I will be
I will be there once more
My second parody of the once-a-tour Pearl Jam opener. Three years ago, I penned #2035. Owens. (regarding Utah Congressman Burgess Owens)
From 1991 to 2025, Pearl Jam rocked the Burgh a grand total of 10 times. Best years for Pearl Jam bootlegs? 2005 & 2006.
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)
5-16-25, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
