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Not sure if anyone's ever written a parody song about far right extremist groups in the United States. But I happen to have an intimate connection with the photographer whose work, the morning of the 2018 Pittsburgh synagogue Tree of Life massacre, ended up being broadcast around the globe.
So I think our tangential relationship (we got married the following year) entitles me to attempt a Proud Boys cover.
Now would Les Claypool give it his blessing? Dunno. But if you personally know the man, feel free to share. It would be my personal dream come true... if the individual who brought this parody to his attention turned out to be his friend Fats. From what I understand, he's a "jovial sort."
Proud Boys Are Back In Town sonofsaf
White nationalists aren’t very kind to Jesus Christ they pray Most do not have a wife or decent rep Fast food is their dietary and isn’t it a pity Racism in your face ain’t that much fun All of the recent polls show a spike their way They want their angel wings, that shit’s not for me Our country is one of constant disdain Just another war to be fought
The Proud Boys are back in town
Black and brown people I want them all to die All hail the white supremacists cleansing them instead Future will be ours you just wait and see Uh diddly diddly dee All hail the white supremacists and the games they play With all the melting potters a free for all And the racists fight again one day
It’s not a crime!
The Proud Boys Are Back In Town
The Toys Go Winding Down Primus
An overaged boy of 39 has left the wing today The first time in his life he's made that step Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity He's entered in a race that must be won One of the animals has left its cage today In search of better things, so it seems to be But in this land of polyurethane, things are apt to get a bit hot
As the toys go winding down
C.G. The Mexican is a friend of mine We used to sit around the house watching Evil Dead Talking about the way it used to be Skit dat daddle dee dee We used to pull the strippers out of San Pablo Bay Now the delta waters go down So. Cal. And the strippers start to fade away
It's pudding time!
As the toys go winding down
Primus:
7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
3-14-98, Beaver Dome, Monaca, PA (Beaver Dome - no joke)
6-22-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
5-22-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-14-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-30-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
11-2-17, Goodyear Theatre, Akron, OH
6-8-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
I might try another Proud Boys cover. Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back in Town." Ironically, it would be the same exact title.
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Senator Rick Scott is worth a quarter of a billion dollars. So it would be a herculean task to destroy him financially. Instead, we should seek to humiliate and embarrass him.
(Senator Scott eagerly signs a bill to defund Planned Parenthood)
Let us undermine Senator Rick Scott's pro-life record and destroy his credibility with the hardcore anti-abortion zealots. Every time he makes a public speaking performance, I would humbly ask any journalist or commentator to introduce him with the memorable Jethro Tull refrain...
Snot is running down his nose!
But let's alter the lyrics. Switcharroni! Switcharooni! Switcharroni!
Scott is killing embryos!
Rick Scott Hurrah sonofsaf
Sucking’ cocks is so much fun Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt He begs for money, though he has some Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Trump is a baby and a bad grandad Daddy’s favorite son Cries like a girl and it’s very sad Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…
Stormy Daniels is number one Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt She is a girl, but she ain’t a nun Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt
Trump is a baby and a bad grandad Daddy’s favorite son Cries like a girl and it’s very sad Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…
Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a big cunt Rick Scott hurrah, he’s a…
I Fought The Law Grateful Dead
Breakin' rocks in the hot sun I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I needed money 'cause I had none I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won
I left my baby and it feels so bad Guess my race is run She's the best girl that I ever had I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the...
Robbin' people with a six-gun I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I lost my girl, and I lost my fun I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won
I left my baby, and it feels so bad Guess my race is run She's the best girl that I ever had I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the...
I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the law won I fought the law, and the...
Yeah, I know. The Clash wrote "I Fought The Law." But they were a little before my time. Interestingly enough, The Clash showed up in Pittsburgh on 3 separate occasions in 1982. Twice at CMU and once at the Stanley Theater. But I was only 12 years old. Not quite yet in full-boar concert going mode.
Quite possibly the absolute worst Dead show I ever saw was the the infamous Richfield blizzard show of 1993. Needless to say, I had a blast. As did everyone. But God-damn! With expectations totally off the chart because of the previous night's cancellation, well... that show totally stunk. Just uninspired and flat. Anyone who disagrees with this assessment doesn't know shit. Regardless, they did encore with the first ever "I Fought The Law."
Grateful Dead concerts:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH 10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS 09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY 06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*
* - no ticket, crashed the gate
Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), Pro-life fanatics, Pro Wrestler Booker T., the Super Genius Mark Madden, individuals who attended the 1993 blizzard Dead show, and/or anyone who has ever yelled the word "Spinarooni."
The defamation of Republican Senator Rick Scott must continue unabated.
(Scott takes a selfie with a gleeful Orange Prolapse)
Scott in the City sonofsaf
I’m so rich and white Homely, stop that riot The Senate must be right Wanna get laid Hookers make me afraid The Senate must be right
'Cause when a rich richie Repub runs dry It’s okay cuz one day they will die ‘Cause you blow and I’m
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white
With all the posts and memes They all live in a dream The Senate must be right Don’t be a cunt The place for you're tongue The Senate must be right
A tight recall that you have forgot You lost by a helluva lot 'Cause you blow and I’m
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white Alright Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white
Well I'll prop up all the sweatshops I will cum give you a mouthful Yeah, play with the Dow And I know about the deep fakes I'm a-mockin’ all the dead cops I will groove with the Jones Dow I'm a peepin’ Uncle Tom I'm a chicken and a hawk now No Pork!
Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white No Pork Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white Scott in the city, Scott in the city all white All white
Hot in the City Billy Idol
It's hot here at night Lonely, black and quiet On a hot summer night Don't be afraid Of the world we made On a hot summer night
'Cause when a long-legged lovely walks by Yeah you can see the look in her eye Then you know that it's
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight
For all the dreams and schemes People are as they seem On a hot summer night Don't be no fun Don't forget you're young On a hot summer night
A sometime someone you're not Don't wait to see what you got 'Cause you know that you're
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight Alright Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight
Well I'll walk until my feet drop I'm a train when I'm hateful Yeah, lay right down now And I'll ride until your head breaks I'm a-walkin' 'til my brain pops I will move with the beat now I'm a chain 'round an A-bomb I'm a ribbon in the heat now New York!
Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight New York Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight Tonight
Never seen Billy Idol in concert. Truth be told, he doesn't come 'round deez parts too often. But if does, count me in. Really enjoyed his brief cameo in the Wedding Singer.
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At CPAC tonight, the Orange Prolapse will perform a rectal reemergence and give his first major speech since he incited an insurrection that left 5 dead and 100+ injured. Ex-President Donald Trump spent the last 4 years demonizing women of color. Specifically, female members of Congress. Hurling insults at every conceivable opportunity.
So I believe the time has come to flip the script. But I've spent what seems like an eternity composing derogatory material about Trump. Therefore, I'm going to shift my focus to Senator Rick Scott (R-FL).
(Senator Rick Scott with an exceptional Bat Boy impression)
Scott is the one leading the charge against "weaker" establishment Republicans. He heads up the National Republican Senatorial Committee and has made it abundantly clear that his primary mission is to take back the Senate and deliver a resounding defeat to Democratic Senators. He's targeting 4 states in particular: New Hampshire, Nevada, Georgia and Arizona.
I find myself directly opposed to his objective. Therefore, I will regale the Senator with multiple song parodies. Hey, there's plenty of song titles which contain a word that rhymes with "Scott."
Fair warning: This "NOT-Scott" mission could go on for quite a while. First up...
Big Scott sonofsaf
Well, I’m the new rep for the right wing magazines Conservative head to my toes With the O.A. double N not banned And Fox News for the show And I’m gonna give you a fair warning Comes down to the wire And the lies too muddy for me We’re gonna try and stop the steal And take back the Senate for me
Because I had to be a big Scott, didn't I I had to show up from the South I had to be a big Scott, didn't I All the socialists will pout I had to fuck the last black, dumb white I know that’s what it’s all about I have to dig in for the long fight I have to keep the Senate all white
We were all distressed by the riot mess And the libtards that I treat with disdain And the gory details we must address Keep them all so engaged Oh, but the next time in November Gonna raise the dead And hold all the votes in escrow Because we need more money Give them all a real low blow
Yes, yes, I to be a big Scott, didn't I I want to get votes disallowed I had to be a big Scott, didn't I All the Communists will pout I had to fuck the last black, dumb white I’ll be coming to your town I have to give you outrage, alright I have to keep the Senate all white
Well, if you wanna win then stick your dick right in Senators wanna throw you a bone But it was never a crime I couldn’t be more sublime with a dome No, no, no, no, no, no, I had to be a big Scott, didn't I I had to show up from the South I had to be a big Scott, didn't I All the socialists will pout I had to fuck the last black, dumb white I’ll be coming to your town I have to dig in for the long fight I have to keep the Senate all white
Big Scott Big Scott Big Scott Big Scott Big Scott Big Scott
Big Shot Billy Joel
Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine With your fine Park Avenue clothes You had the Dom Perignon in your hand And the spoon up your nose And when you wake up in the morning With your head on fire And your eyes too bloody to see Go on and cry in your coffee But don't come bitchin' to me
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you You had to open up your mouth You had to be a big shot, didn't you All your friends were so knocked out You had to have the last word, last night You know what everything's about You and to have a white hot spotlight You had to be a big shot last night
They were all impressed with your Halston dress And the people that you knew at Elaine's And the story of your latest success Kept 'em so entertained Oh, but now you just don't remember All the things you said And you're not sure you want to know I'll give you one hint, honey You sure did put on a show
Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you You had to prove it to the crowd You had to be a big shot, didn't you All your friends were so knocked out You had to have the last word, last night So much fun to be around You had to have the front page, bold type You had to be a big shot last night
Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in If you know when to leave it alone But you went over the line You couldn't see it was time to go home No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you You had to open up your mouth You had to be a big shot, didn't you All your friends were so knocked out You had to have the last word, last night So much fun to be around You had to have a white hot spotlight You had to be a big shot last night
Big shot Big shot Big shot Big shot Big shot Big shot
Billy Joel:
3-4-99, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
2-21-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-1-16, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), former President Donald J. Trump, fans of Bat Boy, Billy Joel, and/or the CPAC faithful.
The new Johnson & Johnson single dose vaccine received FDA approval yesterday. Along with Pfizer and Moderna, that equals a grand total of three vaccines. The Astra Zeneca alternative is available on the international scene but not in the United States... yet.
First, I'll state the obvious. Government spending = 1.9 trillion dollars = big bucks. That's guaranteed money in the big pharma bank with virtually no risk whatsoever. Unfortunately, the United States employs a "hypercapitalistic" health care system. An overwhelming abundance of corporate entities, lobbyists, power brokers. All with divergent agendas.
Now regrettably, there's a definitive inevitability that a tiny percentage of those who receive the vaccine will have an extremely adverse reaction, incur lifelong injury, and yes, possibly even die. It's a numbers game. Nothing more, nothing less.
So let's break this down. All "wars" have varying degrees of engagement and multiple fronts (war on drugs, war on immigration, war on poverty, war on conservative values, etc.). The same rules would logically apply to the "war on coronavirus." We've already seen it: calling it the "Chinavirus," embracing the notion of herd immunity, pumping up the effectiveness of therapeutics like hyrdoxychloroquine, etc. This isn't an accident. It's merely the politicization and weaponization aspect.
Therefore, I think it's reasonable to assume that the American public will soon begin
to hear "breaking news stories" about isolated cases of nightmarish side effects from certain
vaccines. Fueling the hysteria, people will naturally ask the most obvious question... "Which vaccine did they get?"
I suspect that certain cable channels, particularly those whose motivation is more driven by advertising revenue and who've demonstrated a past willingness to embrace numerous Covid hoax conspiracy theories, might be more inclined to jump on board. Promoting the notion that certain vaccines have had horrific side effects. They're inadequate for specific subsets of the population (seniors/children/minorities). And so on and so forth. The sky's the limit. Just something to keep an eye on for mid-March. Coinciding with the successfully hyped "100 day/100 million vaccinations mark" of course.
Hmm, with limited attendance and enthusiasm, it could be a good substitute for this year's subdued March Madness. Just label it "Covid Craziness" and run with it.
Moderna sonofsaf
I know when to be loud Know when there’s din Everyone
This is the real McCoy On New York Stock Exchange Big Pharma’s here to win You don’t wanna go and die Why oh why, oh my You don’t need a knife It's just a shot in the arm You won’t feel any pain You don’t wanna go and die Why oh why, on my Gonna get the vaccine
Pay a small fee (Moderna) shot don’t cry (Moderna) take it my arm this time (Arm this time) very scary (Arm this time) B’s so Cardi (Arm this time) trust in the FDA plan (FDA) good profession (FDA) big decision (FDA) we believe in Moderna
Don’t be such a jerk It’s just a shot in the arm I'm still pharming here to win You don’t wanna go and die Why oh why, oh my Gonna get the vaccine
Pay a small fee (Moderna) shot don’t cry (Moderna) take it my arm this time (Arm this time) very scary (Arm this time) B’s so Cardi (Arm this time) trust in the FDA plan (FDA) good profession (FDA) big decision (FDA) we believe in Moderna
Pay a small fee (Moderna) shot don’t cry (Moderna) take it my arm this time (Arm this time) very scary (Arm this time) B’s so Cardi (Arm this time) trust in the FDA plan (FDA) good profession (FDA) big decision (FDA) we all believe in Moderna
Moderna (Moderna) Moderna (Moderna) Moderna (Moderna) Moderna (Moderna) Moderna (Moderna) Moderna (Moderna) Moderna (Moderna) Moderna (Moderna) (Moderna) (Moderna) (Moderna) (Moderna) Moderna, pay a small fee (Moderna) Moderna, shot don’t cry (Modern love) Moderna, pay a small fee (Moderna) Moderna, shot don’t cry (Moderna) Gonna get the vaccine (Moderna) (Moderna)
Modern Love David Bowie
I know when to go out Know when to stay in Get things done
I catch a paper boy But things don't really change I'm standing in the wind But I never wave bye-bye But I try, I try There's no sign of life It's just the power to charm I'm lying in the rain But I never wave bye-bye But I try, I try Never gonna fall for
walks beside me (Modern love) walks on by (Modern love) gets me to the church on time (Church on time) terrifies me (Church on time) makes me party (Church on time) puts my trust in God and man (God and man) no confession (God and man) no religion (God and man) don't believe in modern love
It's not really work It's just the power to charm I'm still standing in the wind But I never wave bye bye But I try, I try Never gonna fall for
walks beside me (Modern love) walks on by (Modern love) gets me to the church on time (Church on time) terrifies me (Church on time) makes me party (Church on time) puts my trust in God and man (God and man) no confession (God and man) no religion (God and man) don't believe in modern love
walks beside me (Modern love) walks on by (Modern love) gets me to the church on time (Church on time) terrifies me (Church on time) makes me party (Church on time) puts my trust in God and man (God and man) no confession (God and man) no religion (God and man) I don't believe in modern love
Modern love (modern love) Modern love (modern love) Modern love (modern love) Modern love (modern love) Modern love (modern love) Modern love (modern love) Modern love (modern love) Modern love (modern love) (Modern love) (Modern love) (Modern love) (Modern love) Modern love, walks beside me (Modern love) Modern love, walks on by (Modern love) Modern love, walks beside me (Modern love) Modern love, walks on by (Modern love) Never gonna fall for (Modern love) (Modern love)
David Bowie:
9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
4th quarter Moderna vaccine sales = 200 million. That number is expected to skyrocket to 18.4 billion in 2021. That’s a percentage increase of 9,100%. Granted, it’s a single quarter compared to an entire year. But suffice it say, that’s not too shabby.
Please do not share this information with employees of Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Astra Zeneca and/or mankind.
It's a hot Friday night in downtown Orlando. And CPAC is in full throttle. Earlier today, they wheeled in this bizarro Golden Trump statue. Now there can be only one logical reaction. And I can sum it up in 3 letters... WTF?!?
Former National Security Advisor Lt. General H.R. McMaster lends a helping hand
Of course, the real Donald Trump never wears shorts
Well, except when he nails that forehand cross-court volley at Wimbledon
My point? When I first conceived of the Orange Prolapse moniker/nickname/hashtag, I thought it might be a little too extreme. Butt then realized, well... there's no shortage of "Trump Ass" cartoon pics on the internet. It's actually a thriving cottage industry. The shit's everywhere, infinite, omnipresent... as though it were the ass of God. Hmm, maybe President Biden could incorporate this economic phenomenon into his Build Back Better campaign. #UnleashTheGeek (Squad)
All too real.
Butt in the end... an ass, is an ass, is an ass.
Little Shit Trump sonofsaf
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time (x3) Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time (x3) Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
I was raised in Brooklyn didn’t have no friends Was a Festivus for the rest of us Costanza Estelle pole in the attic Little shit Trump likes to crap, shittin’ it Potty givin’ it, from the crack of his ass Toilet for pissing, urine cup Likes to crap below the hips that crap’s hot A soft dick orange tip for cum shot And I'm weighing in with Trump Tower and the show biz I flick my Bic but never smoke shit I failed in school, aint’ that cool Cum on me I’m gay You can toss Trump’s fat fucking salad muthafuckas all of the live long day
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time, right? Don’t care about what’s wrong or right Always was a half wit, no Marine they’re proud and few That in those four years I didn’t get any older, crap Well I don’t care about questions and askin’ everyone why All I give a shit about’s makin’ them libtards cry If you ever try searchin’ or askin’ for some evil rationale Ask him why North Korea won Yahoo yahoo maybe Kim Jong Un
Are you sucking his dong? Inbred butter, for another Deep in your crack, deep in your crack shit He’ll be anointing them sticky buns, cinnamon
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time Little shit Trump likes to crap all the time Gonna be cleaning up all that Trumper shit, until the end of fucking time
Pistol Grip Pump RATM
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
I was raised in the hood called what the diffrence The brothers in the hood be chivalrous So I rest defense on my ligaments Pistol grip pump on my lap, riskin it Full life living it, never giving it back Too late for slipping, so slack up On my lap its on your lips so track shot A steel dick more clip for pump but All I'm saying there ain't no question who the man is In my civic or in this show biz I drill the fool, kill the fool Come on what you say? I think I can take care of all you muthafuckas don't delay right away
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, right? Cause tricks be out for your blindside Never understood it, but remember I showed you That in these times you gotta look over your shoulder, strap Well that ain't nothin' but the intent of gettin high And a cop giving you shit for just passing you by If your ever in trouble or on the double best to call your pals If you got none buy a shotgun Got a new new style Around me
Are we getting along? We family, we better be We got your back, we got your back kid Just don't be pointing one of them guns, allright man
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine Pistol grip pump on my lap at all times They can be fucking with other niggas shit, but they can't be fucking with mine
If you can successfully pull off my RATM karaoke cover of Pistol Grip Pump... you are a better man than I.
Rage Against The Machine:
7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza) 8-24-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (one of my all-time favorite shows)
Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump, President Joe Biden, the My Pillow asshole, and/or the CPAC faithful and/or any CPAC idolators.
Wishing Tiger Woods a speedy recovery after that horrific car accident.
On second thought, I honestly don't care. My favorite golfer was Bruce Lietzke.
He unfortunately succumbed to brain cancer in 2018. He was 67.
Tiger Woods sonofsaf
DUI is not the case, he said DUI is not my crime Reckless driving into ravine Jaws of life to get me out
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow
Tough to drive like the Mars Rover A car crash is such an ugly sound The traffic gods they did appease me Hospital trip but I’ll soon be out
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow
Next time I will take it slow Cracking smashing all the doors and all the windows I'm healing after crashing
Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how Tiger Woods he should, learn to drive and how Tiger Woods should step up and take a bow
If I Could Phish
Take me to another place, she said Take me to another time Run with me across the oceans Float me on a silver cloud"
If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would and I'd take you now
Stay with me till time turns over I want to feel my feet leave the ground Take me where the whispering breezes Can lift me up and spin me around
If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would and I'd take you now
Hear you laughing as we go Flipping backward through the doors and through the windows I'm melting into nothing
If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would and I'd take you now
Phish:
12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH (one of my all-time favorite concerts) 6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH 11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA 12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH 7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH 11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH 7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA 6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Trey Anastasio:
2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
Once and for all, I will settle the age old debate regarding which band is better: Phish or The Grateful Dead? Hint: it's the latter.
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Just about every commentator on Fox News is thoroughly disgusted. In 2018, Governor Andrew Cuomo aggressively kissed one of his assistants.
(Lindsey Boylan and Governor Andrew Cuomo)
But this is the same liberal media that put poor U.S. Circuit Judge Brett Kavanaugh through absolute hell. Albeit for allegations of suffocation, attempted rape, and conceivably attempted murder. I vividly remember his opening statement before the Senate. Damn, that Brett was one pissed off dude. A little too much feigned indignation for my tastes. Just more white privilege as far as I'm concerned. As if he was somehow entitled to have a lifetime position on the Supreme Court. You know, just because the Trumpy said he was a "great" judge.
(Kavanaugh and Trump pose for a creepy victory lap)
Kavanaugh sonofsaf
Uh! Oh yeah! Ah-huh!
Smoke crack, by the pound Chugging beers, shotguns all around Bud Light, livin’ proud and really white Crazy college kid, oh the shit he did
My boner gonna fuck her you’ll see I’ll dive on top of her I'll rape her!
Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh
I’m shootin’ loads quick, I don’t need a vaccine Got the deal for a meal, Richard Simmons is mean Bud Light, livin’ proud and really white Take the fast lane rampin’ up for a fight
My boner gonna fuck her you’ll see I’ll dive on top of her I'll rape her! Oh!
Yeah, we're judging’ a little bit to the right I can barely hear the left with their dicks jackin’ off Show them I’m playin’ Uhh, I reach down between my legs n' tease my ball sack
I’m cummin’, I’m cryin’ My behind gotta seat on the bench now Left is queerin’, eyes are tearin’ Mary Poppins, ain’t no sobbin’ now
Jump back, what's that sound? Here she comes, full blast'n top down Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Model citizen, zero discipline
Don't you know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her!
Panama, Panama Panama, Panama
Ain't nothin' like it, it's a shining machine Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom
Don't you know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her Oh!
Panama, Panama Ow! Panama, Panama Oh-oh-oh-oh Woo!
Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off Know what I'm sayin' Uhh, I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back
She's runnin', I'm flyin' Right behind in the rearview mirror now Got the fearin', power steerin' Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now
Panama, Panama Panama, Panama Oh-oh-oh-oh Panama, Panama Oh-oh-oh-oh Panama!
Saf, so what are your favorite Van Halen tunes? Good question: Gotta go with Hot For Teacher, Unchained, and Panama in that particular order. No Sammy Hagar pour moi. I have this buddy "Man Boy Love Child" from Martins Ferry, Ohio. His entire life revolves around the ethereal pursuits of anything Hagar-related. Though I suppose it could be worse. He could worship the Orange Prolapse (Trump)... as do millions.
Van Halen concerts:
6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock) 6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock) 6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA (Kool and the Gang opened - odd pairing) 7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Please do not share this information with U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, former President Donald J. Trump, Governor Andrew Cuomo (D-NY), Lindsey Bowlan and/or anyone who enjoyed that horrible cartoon Hagar the Horrible.
Representative Charlie Crist (D-FL) recently sent a letter to the U.S. Attorney General's Office regarding the locations of certain "pop up" vaccination sites.
I write with concern about reports that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is
establishing coronavirus vaccine distribution and administration sites
in select locations to benefit political allies and donors, over the
needs of higher risk communities and existing county waitlists.
Apparently, the Florida Gov. is looking to prioritize the Covid vaccine in extremely wealthy neighborhoods where residents are more likely to vote Republican. Hard to fathom that someone in a position of power would attempt to "weaponize" the vaccine. Cue the sarcasm.
(left to right: mail order bride, orange prolapse, Gov. Ron DeSantis, wife Casey)
E-gad! If this is a harbinger of the shit to cum...
Speaking of "popping up," DeSantis is actually popping up on some gambling sites as a minimally viable Republican presidential contender in 2024. So I thought he deserved a song parody. The problem was the syllable progression of his last name. It's a tough one. But then I reflected on this underrated metal anthem.
Ron DeSantis sonofsaf
Real go getter just you wait and see Leaderless cow-tow He just wants to be free Heard the Rush Limbuagh on the radio, Butt the asshole was dead Like a man with no cred We all hate him - Governor We think he’s shit - suck and blow Loves the crowd, it’s all for show Ron DeSantis is governor
Republican nation For the duration Neutering and spaying Covid vaccine delayin’ Voters want fake news so they’re not losin’ We are all stable We want Fox News on the cable
We all hate him - Governor We think he’s shit - suck and blow Loves the crowd, it’s all for show Ron DeSantis is governor
We all hate him - Governor We think he’s shit - suck and blow Loves the crowd, it’s all for show Ron DeSantis is governor
Republican nation For the duration Neutering and spaying Covid vaccine delayin’ We all hate him - Governor We think he’s shit - suck and blow Loves the crowd, it’s all for show Ron DeSantis is governor
Blow your Speakers Manowar
Wrote a letter to the M.T.V. What's goin' on now Don't ya care about me Sent the same letter to the radio, But my party went dead Like a shot in the head We all like it - Rock and Roll We all want it - On your show Play it loud, don't play it low Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll
We got lots of stations Around the nation And the stuff they're playing It just ain't worth my sayin' People want music to get'em movin' We don't want labels We want music on the table
We all like it - Rock and Roll We all want it - on your show Play it loud, don't play it low Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll
We all like it - Rock and Roll We all want it - on your show Play it loud, don't play it low Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll
We got lots of stations Around the nation And the stuff they're playing It just ain't worth my sayin' We all like it - Rock and Roll We all want it - on your show Play it loud, don't play it low Blow your speakers with Rock and Roll
Manowar has only come to the Burgh twice. Back in 1989 they played at Top Charlie's (never even heard of this venue) and in 2002 they played the Metropol, which at the time, was simply known as "M." Missed 'em both times.
Please do not share this information with Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL), Casey DeSantis, Charlie Crist (D-FL), Melania Trump, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or anyone who has literally blown a speaker.
For the love of Dog! The same Lady Gaga, who's currently in Italy, and formerly hangin' in the Glen-ville/Mound-dale, West Virginia area... well, she just had two of her dogs stolen! French Bulldogs! WTF !?! How fucked up is that?
And not only that, her dedicated dog walker Ryan Fischer got shot in the chest 4 times. Fortunately, he's alive and recovering in a Los Angeles hospital. But it does make you kinda wonder about the "quality" of said weapon. With such a bizarro attack, I just have this weird hunch it may have been a cap gun of some sort. Seems more like when those two flamboyant street thugs stole Elaine's armoire.
Anyway, one of the dogs managed to escape. But the other two are still being held captive.
Who's responsible? Proud Boys? Oath Keepers? Hollywood fringe Stephen Miller hippie loyalists? At this early stage, I honestly have no idea whatsoever. For all I know Punky Brewster might be Dr. Evil.
So the double Ga is offering a 500K reward for the safe return of her miniaturized dog-men. No questions asked. Not really sure how GaX2 plans to distribute the payout. Sopranos tote bag? Bitcoin? Deutshe Bank? Hmm, I dunno. But that's neither here nor there.
So I'm gonna go on the record here. If Lady Gaga would like my assistance regarding canine arbitration, or doggie separation PTSD, or anything whatsoever... I will step up to the plate! FREE OF CHARGE! All I want is the opportunity to tell her about my stampede crap. After all, she's all about human rights? Right?
The Dogs of Lore sonofsaf
Dogs of lore let’s take the bait There are laws, that might incriminate Robbery cannot be condoned Unless it was Big Al Capone Dognappers need to go to jail Life is very fragile For hard cash, she wants Gustave Koji The ticketmasters and the dogs will believe
French Bulldogs, these are not mere hounds French Bulldogs, five hundred grand throw down French Bulldogs, French Bulldogs
Dog thief entrepeneurs, neanderthals, Little doggies with big ‘ol balls Throw turkey bacon, all over the floor And release the dogs of lore Not a joke this ain’t no fun Fido, Israel Palestinian But the dudes will abide, await the feast As long as the correct palms prepare to be greased
French Bulldogs, these are not mere hounds French Bulldogs, five hundred grand throw down French Bulldogs, French Bulldogs
The dogs of lore are humpin’ their fate The dogs of lore make our country great They could die or might not live, And you will cry and never forgive They will laugh and call you whore, It is all for the show, no matter what is in store The people must choose when mankind is feigned So Gaga’s here to stay, Gaga goes all the way.
French Bulldogs, these are not mere hounds French Bulldogs, five hundred grand throw down French Bulldogs, French Bulldogs
The Dogs of War Pink Floyd
Dogs of war and men of hate With no cause, we don't discriminate Discovery is to be disowned Our currency is flesh and bone Hell opened up and put on sale Gather 'round and haggle For hard cash, we will lie and deceive Even our masters don't know the web we weave
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world, one world
Invisible transfers, long distance calls, Hollow laughter in marble halls Steps have been taken, a silent uproar Has unleashed the dogs of war You can't stop what has begun Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion We all have a dark side, to say the least And dealing in death is the nature of the beast
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world, one world
The dogs of war don't negotiate The dogs of war won't capitulate, They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live You can knock at any door, But wherever you go, you know they've been there before Well winners can lose and things can get strained But whatever you change, you know the dogs remain.
One world, it's a battleground One world, and we will smash it down One world, one world
Regrettably, I have never seen Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta a/k/a Woman Goo Goo.
Pink Floyd:
5-26-94, Cleveland Municipal Stadium, Cleveland, OH* 5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH 5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters:
Roger Waters, 7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA Roger Waters, 9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Australian Pink Floyd:
12-5-07, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Brit Floyd:
8-28-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA 4-12-17, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
* depends on your perspective, long story
Please do not share this information with Lady Gaga, Ryan Fischer, Roger Waters, Pink Floyd fans, and/or dogwalkers and/or dognappers.
Great trivia question: Who are the only three U.S. Senators to formally acknowledge, in writing, the existence of a hypothetical, asymmetric cyber-threat known as an "artificially generated stampede?"
Answer: Joe Manchin (D-WV), Roger Wicker (R-MS), and the late John McCain (R-AZ).
A few days ago, Senator Manchin decided to proactively voice his opposition to the confirmation of Neera Tanden for OMB. What a centrist hillbilly cocksucker!
Manchin' sonofsaf
Come salute the flags unfurled Draw your weapon we never retreat Politics and the Senate’s white With Manchin on K Street
They're camping in the forest (Manchin on K Street) On New River Gorge (Manchin on K Street) In Wheeling city (Manchin on K Street)
We don’t want no fake news, oh fake news Fuckin’ fake news we won’t share There are secret gay men, and white men prayin’ Manchin on K Street
Oh, he's a pro-life Dem if you care And he almost never swears So float on, every mouse, grab a chick Hillbillies headin’ out the crick
He’s Joe Manchin (Manchin on K Street) He’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
It's a situation without damnation Don’t steal his Senate seat There'll be minds unhinging, and fake news stinging Manchin on K Street
Back Home Festival’s the way (Manchin on K Street) Beech Bottom Follansbee now (Manchin on K Street) You should exit at Star City (Manchin on K Street)
We don’t want no fake news, oh fake news (oh fake news) Fuckin’ fake news we won’t share There are secret gay men, and white men prayin’ Manchin on K Street
Oh, he's a pro-life Dem if you care And he almost never swears So float on, every mouse, grab a chick Hillbillies heading’ out the crick
He’s Manchin He’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street) He’ll lead the way (Manchin on K Street) Every day, the’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street) Don’t ask him to resign (Manchin on K Street) Doin’ fine, he’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street) Common sense thru and thru (Manchin on K Street) Me and you, he’s Manchin on K Street (Manchin on K Street)
Dancin’ Grateful Dead
Calling out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat? Summer's here and the time is right For dancing in the street
They're dancing in Chicago (dancing in the street) Down in New Orleans (dancing in the street) In New York City (dancing in the street)
All we need is music, sweet music There'll be music everywhere There'll be swinging, swaying, and records playing Dancing in the street
Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear Just as long as you are there So come on, every guy, grab a girl Everywhere around the world
They'll be dancing (dancing in the street) They're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
It's an invitation across the nation A chance for folks to meet There'll be laughing, singing, and music swinging Dancing in the street
Philadelphia, PA (dancing in the street) Baltimore and D.C. now (dancing in the street) Can't forget the Motor City (dancing in the street)
All we need is music, sweet music (sweet music) There'll be music everywhere (everywhere) There'll be swinging, swaying, and records playing Dancing in the street
Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear Just as long as you are there So come on, every guy, grab a girl Everywhere around the world
They're dancing They're dancing in the street (dancing in the street) Way down in L.A. (dancing in the street) Every day, they're dancing in the street (dancing in the street) Let's form a big, strong line (dancing in the street) Get in time, we're dancing in the street (dancing in the street) Across the ocean blue (dancing in the street) Me and you, we're dancing in the street (dancing in the street)
Grateful Dead concerts:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH 10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS 09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY 06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY 06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ 06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC 06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. 06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA 06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL 07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD 06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH 07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH 03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA 06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA 07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*
* - no ticket, crashed the gate
Please do not share this information with Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), Neera Tanden, Roger Wicker (R-MS), family members of the late Senator John McCain (R-AZ), and/or anyone who saw the Grateful Dead play Dancin' in 1985.
Biden's pick for OMB, Neera Tanden, has drawn the ire of alleged Democratic centrist Senator Joe Manchin. A few days ago, he came out as officially opposed to her nomination. She apparently has a long history of "mean tweets." Sounds familiar, eh?
Yesterday, they decided to "postpone" the nomination for a bit so everyone can take a closer look at her record. That's politico speak for "leave her in a state of abeyance with the ultimate intention of permanently destroying her." My hunch is that Biden's inner circle is holding out til the late afternoon Friday news cycle... when Tanden will "officially withdraw her name" because she doesn't want to be "a distraction" while the country is "moving forward" during the Covid pandemic.
I was wondering who the Republicans would target for execution. Seems like they're going after her and Xavier Becerra (Health and Human Services Secretary). I imagine they'll go with a valiant refrain --- "taxpayer funded, late term abortion" excuse. But my hunch is that Becerra squeaks through as Tanden gets kicked to the K-Street curb.
Don't worry Joe. I wrote a song for you as well. And I'll post it... drumroll please... NEXT!
Neera Tanden sonofsaf
Stuck inside of D.C. Working for the lobbies Office of Budget, Management, Like you, Neera You, Neera… You...
If she didn’t have any fear Confirmed and going all the way Tweetin’ for the hilarity. All a game that we often play If she didn’t have any fear (if she didn’t have any fear)
Well, Donald exploded cuz he had no cash No more banks to borrow from And the first bank said to the second bank there, “There’s gonna be run."
Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden And the Biden team, Forgot to scream She almost nearly won She is Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden. She is Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden.
Well, Kamala wept and Joe began to cry They could use a coke with rum But the politicians really didn’t care Bout the battles to be won.
Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden And the Biden team, Forgot to scream She almost nearly won She is Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden.
Well, it’s so appalling With the political winds that shift around this town Like a clown dressed up in Mar-A-Lago wear And his judgment isn’t sound
Neera Tanden, Neera Tanden You can barely nudge, a Senate budge To settle up the score She is Neera Tanden Neera Tanden Neera Tanden Neera Tanden
Band on the Run Paul McCartney
Stuck inside these four walls Sent inside forever Never seeing no one nice again, Like you, mama You, mama... You...
If I ever get out of here Thought of giving it all away To a registered charity. All I need is a pint a day If I ever get out of here (if we ever get out of here)
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash As we fell into the sun And the first one said to the second one there, "I hope you're having fun."
Band on the run, band on the run And the jailer man, And sailor Sam Were searching everyone For the band on the run, band on the run. For the band on the run, band on the run.
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh Seeing no one else had come And a bell was ringing in the village square For the rabbits on the run.
Band on the run, band on the run And the jailer man, And sailor Sam Were searching everyone For the band on the run, band on the run.
Yeah, the band on the run The band on the run Band on the run Band on the run
Well, the night was falling As the desert world began to settle down In the town they're searching for us everywhere But we never will be found
Band on the run, band on the run And the county judge, who held a grudge Will search for ever more. For the band on the run Band on the run Band on the run Band on the run
