Last month, the Orange Prolapse was going Allah Akbar wolfman-berserker genocide regarding the Straits of Hormuz.
This month is a different story. Trump desperately wants to change the narrative away from NACHO (Not A Chance Hormuz Opens). Classic deflection and infantile distraction.
Post-Mother's Day, he needs the world to know how much everyone loves him. The reason being is pretty obvious. Because his mother and father never told him they loved him. Peculiar how nobody's allowed to state the obvious.
Regrettably, the real world differs from his Truth Social World. Facts matter.
Behold: the excremental evidence!
| ICE ICE Kristi. |
| Can the VEEP bum a smoke? |
| Orange Starfish? More like Orange Prolapse! |
| Too legit to quit! |
| Bewildering taste, confusing aroma... Bourbon Magazine. |
| The Jehovah's Witness "Dump of the Day." Turns out they do vote. |
| A rare shout out to my old foosball partner. |
NACHO Plan
sonofsaf
NACHO NACHO plan, Iran has got a NACHO plan
Macho Man
The Village People (Homer Simpson)
Macho macho man, I want to be a macho man
No lyric sheet. Printer's still fucked up.
Instead, here's a "dark" Mother's Day limerick for my Mother-in-Law. It's written in the 9-9-7-7-9 syllable progression. All she wanted for lunch was hot dogs and macaroni salad w/ all the fixins.
This particular limerick is entitled "Kosher Kushner."
On Mother's Day we shall celebrate
But also make America hate
Salad of macaroni
Meet... the phony baloney
Only kosher dogs will make us great
Just for the record, the hot dogs we consumed were not Hebrew National. We answered to the lower authority of Ball Park Franks.