Speaking of DUMP branding...
Trump (well done) Steaks are one thing. Butt the Trump Urine Test in the lower left hand corner ???
Seriously, WTF ?!?
| Spotted outside Gate C. Acrisure Stadium! |
| Spotted next to the Mr. Roger's Statue. |
| Slovenian Way! Er uh, Strawberry Way. |
| Vomitous! |
| Kosher! |
Nothing’s Better Than A Gold Trump Phone
sonofsaf
Nothing’s better than a gold Trump Phone, well known, littlest pubic bone, fucker
Stormy D. romance, JD Vance jag-off wants a big cash advance
His tiny, mushroom rocket you can’t defy
His tiny, mushroom rocket has an evil eye
His tiny, mushroom rocket is the short goodbye
Inbred, “Shithead MAGA fuckin disguise, toilet stallin’, McDonald’s clown
Trump Tower has lost all control MAGA Oath Keepers gonna BeBest in a glory hole
How’s Donald with his coup d’etat plans, ‘cause an insurrection is back in hot demand
His tiny, mushroom rocket has an evil eye
His tiny, mushroom rocket you can’t defy
His tiny, mushroom rocket is the short goodbye
Inbred, “it’s his MAGA fuckin disguise, toilet stallin’, McDonald’s clown
His tiny, mushroom rocket you can’t defy
His tiny, mushroom rocket has an evil eye
His tiny, mushroom rocket is the short goodbye
Inbred, “Shithead MAGA fuckin disguise, toilet stallin’, McDonald’s clown
Love Is Better Than A Warm Trombone
Gomez
Love is better than a warm trombone, when blown, softly by a two tone, brother
Down on luck by chance, caress her head off at the boogaloo trance
With his hands in his pocket he could not lie
With his hands in his pocket he began to cry
With his hands in his pocket he lowered his eye
He said "Miss I guess I ought to apologize, I've been fallin, I'm falling down"
The river of your lovelorn souls is getting deeper than the deepest dish washing bowl
Now brother get the dirt off your hands, it's getting darker than a sun-chaser's the sun tan
With his hands in his pocket he could not lie
With his hands in his pocket he began to cry
With his hands in his pocket he lowered his eyes
He said "Miss, I guess I ought to apologize, I've been fallin, I'm falling down"
With his hands in his pocket he began to cry
With his hands in his pocket he could not lie
With his hands in his pocket he lowered his eyes
He said "Miss, I guess I ought to apologize, I've been fallin, I'm falling down"
Printer will likely be out of commission until gas returns to $3.00 per gallon
From 2004 to 2009, Gomez played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never seen 'em.
Fun fact: Gomez, from Southport England, has 3 lead singers.