Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons just resigned after having suffered multiple nervous breakdowns
So the Orange Prolapse has named David Venturella to be the new Acting Director of the most despised government agency. IRS... hold my beer. ICE is here!
Congratulations to David "The Body" Venturella!
| Epstein denialist Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnickwas spotted outside PNC Bank. #DahntahnFinance |
I'm going to giving Venturella the highest Cabinet honor. A coveted Orange Prolapse Trophy.
| Strawberry Way... never disappoints. |
Well deserved!
Venturella Will Defile
sonofsaf
A well done steak for me and you
A well done steak for me and you
Venturella, he’ll defile
Whore and bum
Because his asshole’s sore
Venturella, ain’t worthwhile
Quarter pound of wet dreams
Toilet stall
Donald Trump’s a queer
Log Cabin so dear
Clown that you must fear
He’ll defile
Venturella, ICE shitshow
Golden toilet shitter
Piece of shit
Venturella’s job to blow
Born of incest
Fuckin’ hypocrite
David’s cunt manure
Cunt of meat’s that’s cured
Cunt of soup du jour
He’ll defile
Horseface freak and anal shall bring
His tiny mushroom’s tragically king, oh
Venturella, he’ll defile
Jared Kushner is a god damn Jew
Venturella, ain’t worthwhile
Ivanka Kushner’s the cunt for you
Log Cabins are queer
LGBTQ here
Bud Light we hold dear
He’ll defile, oh
(Stormy sales, fake boobies to screw)
(Stormy sales, fake boobies to screw)
Venturella, will defile
Job to blow
Oh
Cinderella Stay Awhile
Michael Jackson
Fairytale make believe in you
Fairytale make believe in you
Cinderella, stay awhile
You're the one
That I've been lookin' for
Cinderella, when you smile
All around me sunbeams
Start to fall
Midnight is so near
Please don't disappear
Now that you are here
Stay awhile
Cinderella, I just know
That the magic slipper's
Gonna fit
Cinderella, do not go
You're my princess
I am sure of it
This is love for sure
Love that's sweet and pure
Love that will endure
Stay awhile
When you speak the angels all sing
This is the kind of magic you bring, oh
Cinderella, stay awhile
This is like a fairytale with you
Cinderella, when you smile
All my fairy tales are coming true
Well my only fear
Is midnight is so near
Please don't disappear
Stay awhile, oh
(Fairy tales, make-believe and you)
(Fairy tales, make-believe and you)
Cinderella, stay awhile
Don't you go
Oh
Printer is still out of commission. However, the new warshing machine is up and running.
Michael Jackson did a 3 night stand at the Civic Arena back in 1988. The Jacksons performed 6 concerts at the Civic Arena (1971 - 1981). Never seen either.
Favorite tune? Probably "Can You Feel It." Great opener.