The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Ralph Alvarado for Congress in the Bluegrass State.
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appears unusually disoriented and somewhat disconcerting.
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Alvarado
sonofsaf
Alvarado, why don’t you drop the pretenses
Buildin’ walls and defenses all around town
Oh, his erection
He’d blow Trump’s mushroom for jism
Jared Kushner is a Jew
Donald’s an orange clown
Dildo used on Epstein Island, toy
Butt it’s not used on cable
The Donald’s private parts equals national debt
Washington D.C., and no kings
And some protests if you’re able
Melania and her cunt has no regret
Alvarado, oh, you are a bluegrass blunder
Kentucky ass muncher, case of Down’s Syndrome
‘Trump dumpin’, is dumpin hell, fat fuck is Stormy stalkin’
Cabinet’s applauding the tiniest mushroom bone
A coup is a bold insurrection crime
A job to blow always outta line
His lard is a Big Mac crime doncha say
Abusin’ more and more shitshows
Bullshit money golden toilets on display
Alvarado, why don’t you drop the pretenses
Iran has defenses, Muslims are great
Orange Prolapse stainin’, ‘cause it’s the shitshow of love screw
Ivanka Kushner is a damn Jew
(Kushner is a damn Jew)
Ivanka Kushner is a damn Jew squirt and urinate
Desperado
The Eagles
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You've been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you
(Let somebody love you)
You better let somebody love you before it's too late
Printer is still out of commission. And so is Chontz (our warshing machine).
Very challenging meandering lyrics. Believe it or not, this is my third parody of Desperado.
#493. Joe Lombardo (current Republican Governor of Nevada)
#1258. Mastriano (failed Republican candidate for Governor of Pennsylvania)
#3902. Alvarado
Since 1972, The Eagles have taken the Burgh to the limit a grand total of 17 times. I saw 'em once at Star Lake back in the mid 90's. Good time. Scalped the living fuck out of it.
The Eagles:
8-15-94, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA