Reality TV star Spencer Pratt is running for Mayor of Los Angeles.
Much like the Orange Prolapse, he'll likely get plenty of votes.
Except from his sister Stephanie who doesn't think he's qualified.
She recently posted that a vote for Spencer is "a vote for stupidity." Ouch!
Spencer's main talking point is that he lost his home in the devastating Palisades fire. That's his new claim to fame.
So... is "abject sympathy" a decent political strategy? I suppose we'll find out on June 2.
Fuck You Spencer Pratt
sonofsaf
Fuck you Spencer Pratt
Whoa, whoa
Fuck you Spencer Pratt
Whoa, whoa
Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, golden showers
Inside Trump Towers
He ain’t no Jew
Shit show in L.A. California Spencer Pratt blows
Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, will fuck you
Ain’t a Jew
MAGA whore Spencer Pratt blows
Fuck you Spencer Pratt
Whoa, whoa
Fuck you Spencer Pratt
Whoa, whoa
Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, Bud Light spilling
Trans-dick so filling
For Christians too
Shit show in L.A. California Spencer Pratt lies
Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, will fuck you
Ain’t a Jew
MAGA whore Spencer Pratt lies
Fuck you Spencer Pratt
Whoa, whoa
Fuck you Spencer Pratt
Whoa, whoa
Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, promiscuous
So many bitches
Want to fuck you
Orange Prolapse fisting in L.A. with Spencer Pratt shit
Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, will fuck you
Ain’t a Jew
MAGA whore Spencer Pratt shit
MAGA whore Spencer Pratt lies
MAGA whore Spencer Pratt blows
What's New Pussycat
Tom Jones
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussycat, Pussycat, I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussycat, Pussycat, you're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes!
Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat eyes!
What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa
Pussycat, Pussycat, you're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!
From 1965 to 2016, Tom Jones crooned the Burgh an amazing 28 times.
Never saw him. At age 85, Thomas Jones Woodward is still among the living.
