A House race in Arizona is heating up. Accusations of sexual "impropriety" are sucking the steam out of Republican Mark Lamb's campaign.
Apparently he was spotted in a public restroom outside Scottsdale, Arizona... sucking a cub scout's dick.
And for what it's worth, Lamb also had a gerbil stuck in his rectal passage.
Maricopa County voters have assigned the rodent a name. Wham Bam "Thank You" Lamb.
Mark Lamb
sonofsaf
Mark Lamb!
Mark Lamb!
Fuck Mark Lamb!
Arizona’s Mark Lamb!
Oh Ohooohooh
Oh Ohooohooh
Dildo toy is mine all mine
Stuck where the sun don’t shine!
So old!
Trump’s so old!
Stormy’s his horseface enemy
Lake Tahoe wasn’t very groovy
So old!
So old!
Mark Lamb!
Fuck Mark Laaaaaaamb!
Sheriff shit Mark Lamb!
Ohh Oohed
His job to bloowww!
Douche is sleazy, Fuck Trump
Dildo toy after his dump
So old!
So old!
Stormy horseface enemy
Lake Tahoe wasn’t very groovy!
So old!
So old!
Mark Lamb!
Mark Laaaaaaamb!
Sheriff shit Mark Lamb!
Oh Ooh
Oh Omhoog
Mark Lamb!
Is mushroom sucking!
God Damn
Chastity Belt
God Damn!
God Damn!
You God Damn!
And That Boy Is Hot Damn!
Oh Ohooohooh
Oh Ohooohooh
And That Boy Is So Damn Fine
I'm Gonna Make Him Mine!
He's Gold!
He's So Gold!
Yeah I Think He's The One For Me
He's Better Than A Nick Cage Movie!
He's Gold!
He's Gold!
God Damn!
You God Daaaaaaaamn!
That Boy Is Hot Damn!
Ohh Oooohooh
He Makes Me Soohhh!
Stupid, Queasy, And Drunk
'Cause That Boy Is Such A Punk
He's Gold!
He's Gold!
I Think He's The One For Me
He's Better Than A Nick Cage Movie!
He's Gold!
He's Gold!
God Damn!
God Daaaaaaamn!
That Boy Is Hot Damn!
Oh Ooh
Oh Ohhohh
God Damn!
I Wanna Fuck Him!
In other news, I got absolutely obliterated in yesterday's Jeopardy. 15-1. Similar to a dome hockey thrashing. Except I was on the losing side.
Chastity Belt has never chastised the Burgh. Never heard of 'em.
